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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i would truly render uninhabitable the ontology of zizek's bristled boarish manpussy

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R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

V. Illych L. posted:

people need to be celebrities to be on those lists, though, since the whole point of them (celebrities) is that they're touchstone references and the lists are for comparison
obv you can't just say dave from around the corner, but putting the likes of brad pitt, george clooney, gosling, etc on the list that's just playing it safe

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

R. Mute posted:



'im brad pitt and i have a normal face'

brad pit needs a dedicated team of makeup artists and cgi working around the clock to make him look even partially as unattractive as us normies.

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


randler i thought you were a good catholic lady.

Randler posted:

Read the queegoon thread in e/n. It's true.
i post in it sometimes. i enjoy reading the stairwell stories.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

V. Illych L. posted:

i am beginning to suspect that we have somewhat different views re: the physical attractiveness of men

roger federer is objectively unattractive

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

gayfolk, who would you go straight for?

lol

eva green


V. Illych L. posted:

i am beginning to suspect that we have somewhat different views re: the physical attractiveness of men

i am a raffie man myself *swoon*

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

randler i thought you were a good catholic lady.

i post in it sometimes. i enjoy reading the stairwell stories.

the what now?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Badger of Basra posted:

roger federer is objectively unattractive

what about Rafa >_>;

Sharkie
Feb 4, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

gayfolk, who would you go straight for?

i'm bi i can't even play this game :(

Effectronica
May 31, 2011
Fallen Rib

Randler posted:

Same reason I read basically all e/n threads. Goon lives are the Jerry Springer show you can watch in places without cable.

That's gross, you masturbating to human incompetence and misery.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Mecca-Benghazi posted:

randler i thought you were a good catholic lady.

i post in it sometimes. i enjoy reading the stairwell stories.

Does the guy who gets his straight friends drunk so he can gay-sex still post?

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

zoux posted:

what about Rafa >_>;

he's probably got tiny balls from all the roids

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Badger of Basra posted:

roger federer is objectively unattractive

i disagree

like, i don't think he's the handsomest man alive, but i absolutely adore his tennis and he is most def not ugly

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Randler posted:

Does the guy who gets his straight friends drunk so he can gay-sex still post?

i loathe dudes like that

also "straight" guiys are way more trouble than they're ever worth

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

All the better to gargle in my mouth, my dear.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Effectronica posted:

That's gross, you masturbating to human incompetence and misery.

germans, dude

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

Badger of Basra posted:

roger federer is objectively unattractive

He's not very handsome

but he's elegant as gently caress as a tennis player

I can see it

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Badger of Basra posted:

he's probably got tiny balls from all the roids

i would still do dirty, dirty things to him

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

ah yes, the gay man's brad pitt pick

Mecca-Benghazi
Mar 31, 2012


zoux posted:

the what now?
there's a poster in the fabgoon thread who got thread famous for having unprotected anal in a stairwell.


Randler posted:

Does the guy who gets his straight friends drunk so he can gay-sex still post?
think he was banned


Sharkie posted:

i'm bi i can't even play this game :(
think about it, we have over twice the number of rejection opportunities

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

A Winner is Jew posted:

also, married goons (like all 2 of us)... who are your freebies?

we can all agree that "freebies" means "people you can admit to wanting to gently caress without your SO getting mad at you" and not "there would be no repercussions, honest"

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

R. Mute posted:

ah yes, the gay man's brad pitt pick

i was watching kingdom of heaven last night so it was the first name that came to mind.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

the scottish tennis player what's his name is much hotter

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

Eva Green has a weird face tbh and not even worht considering in a world in which Katy Perry yet exists.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

i bet federer votes for that swiss black sheep poster party

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

bryce pinkham, my god *bites down on knuckles*

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.

Badger of Basra posted:

the scottish tennis player what's his name is much hotter

i like andy murray too. but tennis star are all way too cliche.

zoux posted:

Eva Green has a weird face tbh and not even worht considering in a world in which Katy Perry yet exists.

katy perry is kind of a vapid bitch who has only recently won me back over, that said she needs to dump em out.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
you know whats overdue for a return to europe?

piracy.

yeah thats right, why the gently caress havent pirates made a comeback preying upon all the boat people headed to italy?

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Sharkie posted:

i can't even play this game :(

Because you don't exist?

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

BI NOW GAY LATER posted:

katy perry is kind of a vapid bitch who has only recently won me back over, that said she needs to dump em out.

Show us the baps katy perry

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

eva green should have received an Oscar for her performance in Rise of an Empire

like there should be a special award category for great scenery-chewing in schlocky, terrible films. Call it the Sir Ben Kingsley Award

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

R. Mute posted:

bryce pinkham, my god *bites down on knuckles*

dude looks like a space alien

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

you know whats overdue for a return to europe?

piracy.

yeah thats right, why the gently caress havent pirates made a comeback preying upon all the boat people headed to italy?

what the gently caress do boat people have to steal

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

My Imaginary GF posted:

you know whats overdue for a return to europe?

piracy.

yeah thats right, why the gently caress havent pirates made a comeback preying upon all the boat people headed to italy?

Who do you think is putting them on the boats in the first place?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
i find paz de la huerta's horrible acting intensely erotic

BI NOW GAY LATER
Jan 17, 2008

So people stop asking, the "Bi" in my username is a reference to my love for the two greatest collegiate sports programs in the world, the Virginia Tech Hokies and the Marshall Thundering Herd.
i dunno which is worse picking out eye candy in tennis or futbol

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

paranoid randroid posted:

what the gently caress do boat people have to steal

Scraps of dignity.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
yarr give us your... uh.... fleas, or its down ta davy jones locker with ye

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008

ASK ME ABOUT LUMBER

Badger of Basra posted:

the scottish tennis player what's his name is much hotter

handsomest tennis player imo is tsonga, but he doesn't have federer's grace

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Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

zoux posted:

Show us the baps katy perry

My one good deed for the day will be giving you what you so desperately want to see.

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