NCAA Offseason N/V: Yet Another National Champion From The SEC

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Detroit_Dogg: Feb 2, 2008; Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT

ESPN of all places did a great job covering this. Sabes <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5PtkLQtfcc

# ? May 4, 2015 22:57

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# ? May 25, 2024 12:06

Jeremor: Jun 1, 2009; Drop Your Nuts

LeeMajors posted:

sir, Jon Hoke isn't a Jon Joke.

# ? May 4, 2015 23:23

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

KKKLIP ART posted:

Hutson Mason got a workout / tryout with the Dolphins. What if Mason is the guy to take the Doyeah I can't even finish that. Hutson Mason is a perfect insurance salesman name if there ever was one.

is Hutson Mason a bad enough dude to unseat Josh Freeman as the Dolphins' 3rd string QB

# ? May 4, 2015 23:26

soggybagel: Aug 6, 2006; The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

ESPN of all places did a great job covering this. Sabes <3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5PtkLQtfcc

Nick Saban was one of the shooters.

# ? May 4, 2015 23:37

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

VDay posted:

Soccer's offseason is pretty great. It's like two months total, and one of the months the transfer window opens up so you get a ton of action. Also every 4 years a World Cup happens and makes the offseason even shorter. Stupid other sports and their long breaks between seasons

Basketball's offseason is ridiculously easy to get through as well. The draft is like right after the Finals, summer league is right after that, you've got the Olympics or World Cup if it's an even year and before you know it it's preseason.

# ? May 5, 2015 00:43

KKKLIP ART: Sep 3, 2004

Ehud posted:

is Hutson Mason a bad enough dude to unseat Josh Freeman as the Dolphins' 3rd string QB

If Freeman can throw a ball downfield more than 20 yards more than 2 times a games, then no, Mason is not a bad enough dude.

# ? May 5, 2015 02:09

Roasted Donut: Aug 24, 2007; NWA WHITE POWERRR!!!!

Ehud posted:

is Hutson Mason a bad enough dude to unseat Josh Freeman as the Dolphins' 3rd string QB

he's bad alright

# ? May 5, 2015 04:40

vyst: Aug 25, 2009

KKKLIP ART posted:

If Freeman can throw a ball downfield more than 20 yards more than 2 times a games, then no, Mason is not a bad enough dude.

Well he usually overthrows by 20 yards so maybe he's got a shot.

# ? May 5, 2015 04:52

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Ehud posted:

is Hutson Mason a bad enough dude to unseat Josh Freeman as the Dolphins' 3rd string QB

gently caress no he isn't

# ? May 5, 2015 04:56

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

hutson mason cannot throw a football reliably down field further than 10 yards, his arm isn't even a noodle it is hamburger helper

# ? May 5, 2015 05:14

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

Alouicious posted:

hutson mason cannot throw a football reliably down field further than 10 yards, his arm isn't even a noodle it is hamburger helper

hamburger helper arm needs to became a proper football term

# ? May 5, 2015 05:16

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Aw yeah UNLV is gettin' an Alabama table scrap in RB Altee Tenpenny :woop:

# ? May 5, 2015 08:38

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.: Jan 16, 2002

Lessail posted:

Aw yeah UNLV is gettin' an Alabama table scrap in RB Altee Tenpenny

He was highly recruited out of high school though I thought he was overrated at the time. Everyone in Arkansas tried to tell him he was making a big mistake passing up the chance to be the premiere RB in Bielema's offense but he made the first of many dumb mistakes by choosing to become the worst RB in a loaded class at Alabama. Maybe he'll do better at UNLV.

# ? May 5, 2015 12:08

dirty shrimp money: Jan 8, 2001

soggybagel posted:

Nick Saban was one of the shooters.

And he'll do it again if that's what it'll take to get some gat dang medical redshirts

# ? May 5, 2015 13:02

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

So as you may know, the University of North Dakota retired its "Sioux" mascot and last month took suggestions for a new mascot. Yesterday they released two huge PDFs containing the submissions they're considering and those they're not considering, along with the rationale provided by the submitter. Some of them are pretty funny.

# ? May 5, 2015 14:23

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

Pakled posted:

So as you may know, the University of North Dakota retired its "Sioux" mascot and last month took suggestions for a new mascot. Yesterday they released two huge PDFs containing the submissions they're considering and those they're not considering, along with the rationale provided by the submitter. Some of them are pretty funny.

I'm only on page two and I'm crying.

# ? May 5, 2015 14:45

Ben Has Tiny Weenus: Feb 17, 2007; MSU Will Not Be National Champions

So I really should learn to shut the hole under my nose.

That "Names they're not considering" list is amazing. It is full of so much frothy, right wing rage.

Go UND Autists!

# ? May 5, 2015 14:47

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Pakled posted:

So as you may know, the University of North Dakota retired its "Sioux" mascot and last month took suggestions for a new mascot. Yesterday they released two huge PDFs containing the submissions they're considering and those they're not considering, along with the rationale provided by the submitter. Some of them are pretty funny.

The pro-est of clicks yall.

Lost it by the time I got to "Abdominal Snowmen"

# ? May 5, 2015 14:55

Neil Armbong: Jan 16, 2004; If anybody wants to see, there's a Donkey Kong kill screen coming up.; Pillbug

These lists are amazing.

edit: 7th Cavalry - Indians won again is a favorite.

Also got a good laugh that those hicks use 2%er derisively just like the Aggies

Neil Armbong fucked around with this message at 14:58 on May 5, 2015

# ? May 5, 2015 14:55

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

That Works posted:

The pro-est of clicks yall.

Lost it by the time I got to "Abdominal Snowmen"

Hello new alt-account name...

They should go with Aurora Borealis just to their mascot can be a laser-light show.

# ? May 5, 2015 15:19

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Pakled posted:

So as you may know, the University of North Dakota retired its "Sioux" mascot and last month took suggestions for a new mascot. Yesterday they released two huge PDFs containing the submissions they're considering and those they're not considering, along with the rationale provided by the submitter. Some of them are pretty funny.

As a lifelong North Dakota resident this pains me. There is no chance the name doesn't end up being awful.

# ? May 5, 2015 15:22

Pakled: Aug 6, 2011; WE ARE SMART

I would love it if they switched from "Fighting Sioux" to something involving the Cavalry, because then they'd be switching their mascot from Native Americans to the guys that killed the Native Americans.

# ? May 5, 2015 15:25

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

Real talk I like the suggestion "Cetan," the Lakota word for hawk.

# ? May 5, 2015 15:25

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Pakled posted:

I would love it if they switched from "Fighting Sioux" to something involving the Cavalry, because then they'd be switching their mascot from Native Americans to the guys that killed the Native Americans.

Or like, go meta with 7th Cavalry.

While it didn't fit the color scheme I actually do like the "Amber Wave" suggestion.

# ? May 5, 2015 16:00

Seaniqua: Mar 12, 2004; "We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Pakled posted:

So as you may know, the University of North Dakota retired its "Sioux" mascot and last month took suggestions for a new mascot. Yesterday they released two huge PDFs containing the submissions they're considering and those they're not considering, along with the rationale provided by the submitter. Some of them are pretty funny.

From the non-consideration list:

code:

Democrats			Because thanks Obama
Fighting Jew			Stupid liberal morons got butt hurt over the fighting Sioux nickname which is not offensive 
				at all but you caved and changed it
ProLifers 			It's time the liberals who stripped UND of its name had the situation backfire on them
fag bags			That's what you all are
faggots				because

From the consideration list:

code:

Shills				North Dakota is not a real place. Its just used for tax purposes in Obamas run for third term.

Sort of amazing that this is hosted on UND's site

Seaniqua fucked around with this message at 16:17 on May 5, 2015

# ? May 5, 2015 16:15

Spacemonkey57: Dec 1, 2004

code:

A holes fr Grand Fks 	I am an NDSU allum &I I have always called UND folks that!

Seems to be the fairest one. What's a 2%er?

# ? May 5, 2015 16:25

Quandary: Jan 29, 2008

My personal favorite is "Beached Whales - Because North Dakota is landlocked the whale would be beached"

Man that really is the pro-est click.

code:

Browns                  Really pls just pick the Triple Dick Terrorists.
Camel Cats              "Camel Cats" is just a cool name
ead                     UND. Undead. Get it? Also takes advantage of the current zombie fad.

Quandary fucked around with this message at 16:31 on May 5, 2015

# ? May 5, 2015 16:25

wa27: Jan 15, 2007

I'm loving the reject names.

FIGHTING BEARS - After every score, the opening to the following music video could be played. It'd be a ruckus! / / https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM
FIghting Moo - You guys have cows, right?
Fighting Olive Gardens - The classiest restaurant in Grand Forks. Deserves its respect by being your team name.
Triple Dick Terrorists - This name just works. Everyone would rally behind such a fierce and intimidating nickname. The logo could be really cool too

# ? May 5, 2015 16:35

rare Magic card l00k: Jan 3, 2011

I'm now undecided if I like the angry responses more, or the people making terrible jokes like UNDermines or UNDertakers.

# ? May 5, 2015 17:32

The Big Jesus: Oct 29, 2007; #essereFerrari

Submission: big dick North dakotans
Reasoning: we have the biggest dicks

Hard to argue with that logic.

# ? May 5, 2015 18:29

Invicta{HOG}, M.D.: Jan 16, 2002

code:

Emergency Room Werewolves          Honors the medical school, while adopting a mascot which will not offend any group.
Fighting Fetuses                                   Bunch a cunts, thats why
Fighting Kevs                                        Although he doesn't go there he has been an avid supporter of the school and would be a prideful face of the university
Fighting Lawyers 					Students and fans can still chant "Let's Go Sue"

And I just love the pages and pages of Sioux. What a wonderful document

# ? May 5, 2015 18:46

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

New uniforms at Wake Forest. Holy crap they look so much nicer.

E: And Mike Williams will have the "interim" title removed and he will be the full-time AD at Cal, according to the SF Chronicle.

DJExile fucked around with this message at 19:04 on May 5, 2015

# ? May 5, 2015 18:55

Jeremor: Jun 1, 2009; Drop Your Nuts

Those do look pretty good. I always thought Oregon's whole uniform deal was gaudy as gently caress, but I actually really like most of what Nike does with their uniforms. It's pretty cool how they can have so many alternates just by swapping a few things around.

Actually really hoping we get out of our Under Armor deal after next year and maybe move to Nike too. Not likely, though.

# ? May 5, 2015 19:14

D.N. Nation: Feb 1, 2012

quote:

Cock Gobblers Mostly because everyone there gobbles cock.
COCKSUCKERS ND is a bunch of cocksuckers

Do you get it? DO YOU GET IT? HUH?

# ? May 5, 2015 19:21

The Notorious ZSB: Apr 19, 2004; I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

DJExile posted:

New uniforms at Wake Forest. Holy crap they look so much nicer.

E: And Mike Williams will have the "interim" title removed and he will be the full-time AD at Cal, according to the SF Chronicle.

Nike gives more of a poo poo about Wake Forest than VT. Shouldn't be surprised after our game last year.

# ? May 5, 2015 19:22

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

The Notorious ZSB posted:

Nike gives more of a poo poo about Wake Forest than VT. Shouldn't be surprised after our game last year.

# ? May 5, 2015 19:24

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Jeremor posted:

Those do look pretty good. I always thought Oregon's whole uniform deal was gaudy as gently caress, but I actually really like most of what Nike does with their uniforms. It's pretty cool how they can have so many alternates just by swapping a few things around.

Nike basically uses Oregon as a way to test out all the really crazy and goofy ideas they have. They're only as wacky as the team they're working with wants them to be.

# ? May 5, 2015 19:24

The Notorious ZSB: Apr 19, 2004; I SAID WE'RE NOT GONNA BE FUCKING SUCK THIS YEAR!!!

wandler20 posted:

May this live forever marking the moment Hokie football under beamer died. (excusing my certain enthusiasm for this year's squad because optimism for sanity).

# ? May 5, 2015 19:31

Scarf: Jun 24, 2005; On sight

DJExile posted:

New uniforms at Wake Forest. Holy crap they look so much nicer.

E: And Mike Williams will have the "interim" title removed and he will be the full-time AD at Cal, according to the SF Chronicle.

I refuse to support any wake uniforms until they bring back the Butt W.

# ? May 5, 2015 19:38

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pillsburysoldier: Feb 11, 2008; Yo, peep that shit

wandler20 posted:

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