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Was he deliberately trying to affect an appearance reminiscent of a one-time guest star on "The Love Boat," or...?
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# ? May 1, 2015 04:03 |
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# ? May 18, 2024 22:22 |
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You can do whatever you want in life. edit if you go to the archive for that kc greenc comic, the description is "man why you even got to do a thing" BENGHAZI 2 fucked around with this message at 20:51 on May 1, 2015 |
# ? May 1, 2015 20:49 |
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You mean her new husband that I... ...Boned?
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# ? May 2, 2015 16:22 |
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Telex posted:I like how on his site he's a "graphic novelist" and not "webcomic guy" or something. Sounds much fancier than dude who drew
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# ? May 3, 2015 04:28 |
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:That's what Onstad looks like? He looks like a guy who could afford to print a few cookbooks.
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# ? May 3, 2015 14:33 |
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SacrificialGoat posted:So it's come to this. Oh poo poo I can get Chris Onstad brand sodas at the rich white people grocery store near me. I'm gonna do it.
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# ? May 4, 2015 08:41 |
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Just take the soda, don't pay, but promise to pay a lot. Don't put up with any entitled whining.
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# ? May 4, 2015 11:44 |
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Nude Bog Lurker posted:Just take the soda, don't pay, but promise to pay a lot. Don't put up with any entitled whining. I actually mentioned this in the facebook group post about that and people got really loving angry at me for suggesting that they shouldn't give a literal con artist money, regardless of how many funny cat dicks he drew.
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# ? May 4, 2015 21:37 |
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LORD OF BUTT posted:I actually mentioned this in the facebook group post about that and people got really loving angry at me for suggesting that they shouldn't give a literal con artist money, regardless of how many funny cat dicks he drew. Who's more legit? The cursed man, or the man who's cursed by the cursed man? Two souls chasin' each other down the same drain, dude. The whole performance [is] something of a terrible, crippled miracle.
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# ? May 4, 2015 21:44 |
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p.s. it's you, you and the facebook group are the cursed men lol
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# ? May 4, 2015 21:45 |
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Take it. Eight months later, come back, say "I'M BACK FROM MY HIATUS!", drop a dime on the counter, then disappear for another 8 months. Repeat.
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# ? May 4, 2015 22:25 |
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The facebook group is actually pretty chill, they just have weird blinders on when it comes to their opinion of Onstad
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# ? May 4, 2015 23:04 |
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Wasn't word on this thread that the facebook group are full of sadbrains people who post the miserable things that happen in their lonely lives?
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# ? May 4, 2015 23:26 |
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Calaveron posted:Wasn't word on this thread that the facebook group are full of sadbrains people who post the miserable things that happen in their lonely lives? I subscribed because some goon was raving about it and then had to unsubscribe after a few weeks of having my feed full of sad people blogging to the group about how terrible their lives are. It is a group of folks for whom Roast Beef represents an aspiration of poo poo-togetherness and sound mental health.
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# ? May 5, 2015 04:55 |
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They are the very people Roast Beef would have created a charity for, if he were rich.
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# ? May 5, 2015 06:38 |
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He... he almost bit through the toast...
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# ? May 5, 2015 08:03 |
SacrificialGoat posted:So it's come to this. This is the whitest thing I've ever seen.
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# ? May 5, 2015 13:54 |
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bonvivant posted:This is the whitest thing I've ever seen. Well, what else do you expect out of someone whose interests include making webcomics and craft soda?
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:07 |
Clary Sage Herbarium of Portland
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# ? May 5, 2015 14:13 |
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Last night I dreamed an Achewood strip. Molly was going to have an operation and Roast Beef asked Ray for a "clinical-grade merkin". Ray then reached for his wallet before realizing "Wait a minute, you ain't need any merkins for a root canal!", to Roast Beef's embarrasment. The fourth panel was a schematic showing how a merkin could be used to assist said procedure, in lieu of a punchline. I don't know what the hell.
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# ? May 5, 2015 15:07 |
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# ? May 5, 2015 15:47 |
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Pentaro posted:Last night I dreamed an Achewood strip. If you email this to KC Green it'll probably get made into a comic.
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# ? May 5, 2015 15:50 |
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# ? May 5, 2015 17:40 |
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Pentaro posted:Last night I dreamed an Achewood strip. Gonna have to quote this again because now I really need to know what the alt-text was.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:05 |
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Pentaro posted:Last night I dreamed an Achewood strip. Your subconscious wrote a better Achewood strip than a modern-day Onstad could possibly come up.
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# ? May 5, 2015 18:06 |
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He couldn't find anything classier than a milk crate? Or is this one of those avant ~guarde things where you downplay expectations>?
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# ? May 5, 2015 19:08 |
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Leroy Dennui posted:Your subconscious wrote a better Achewood strip than a modern-day Onstad could possibly come up. Yeah, that's a pretty funny Achewood.
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# ? May 5, 2015 20:29 |
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It's basically a retreat of the isosceles lock strip
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# ? May 5, 2015 22:54 |
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With elements of Vagina Products Macgyver.
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# ? May 5, 2015 22:56 |
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Johnny Aztec posted:He couldn't find anything classier than a milk crate? He's in a soda-making factory, with equipment all around. It's not a picture of the artist in his luxurious study.
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# ? May 7, 2015 10:24 |
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I really would like to know if at least it's good soda. Dude's putting up all his eggs in that basket now. It has to be something special.
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# ? May 7, 2015 10:51 |
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Saoshyant posted:I really would like to know if at least it's good soda. Dude's putting up all his eggs in that basket now. It has to be something special. It's a useles non alcoholic fizzy drink full of empty calories how good can it be
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# ? May 7, 2015 11:23 |
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Darth Windu posted:It's a useles non alcoholic fizzy drink full of empty calories how good can it be
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# ? May 7, 2015 12:00 |
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Saoshyant posted:I really would like to know if at least it's good soda. Dude's putting up all his eggs in that basket now. It has to be something special. This is where I'm at. Like a third of Achewood is really specific cooking references and the point of contention for most people in this thread is a cookbook so I imagine he can put together a pretty good root beer or whatever. If I buy a fancy hipster soda from the cat dick man do I have cookbook blood on my hands?
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# ? May 7, 2015 12:13 |
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I forgot SA had a weird pocket of people who think grown ups can only drink water and liquor.
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# ? May 7, 2015 14:23 |
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Calaveron posted:Wasn't word on this thread that the facebook group are full of sadbrains people who post the miserable things that happen in their lonely lives? It ain't that bad, though Jesus Christ the selfie threads are emberassing 2-week affairs full of "LOOK AT ME, A SELFIE A DAY"
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# ? May 7, 2015 14:55 |
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JoshTheStampede posted:I forgot SA had a weird pocket of people who think grown ups can only drink water and liquor. "In many ways, that professionalism is what led him to where he is right now: a partner in Portland Soda Works, which produces soda syrups for bartenders and stay-at-home drinkers looking for just the right blend of flavors to mix with spirits or plain old soda water." I don't know if that's the writer or the soda people saying that, but it sounds like drinking this stuff with booze is not verboten.
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# ? May 7, 2015 15:21 |
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Darth Windu posted:It's a useles non alcoholic fizzy drink full of empty calories how good can it be when the calories are empty you can pack'em with flavor
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:41 |
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JoshTheStampede posted:I forgot SA had a weird pocket of people who think grown ups can only drink water and liquor. Oh.... oh god. You fool! You've summoned them! They'll be here any minute, swarming and telling everyone what they think about soda, and ketchup. and foreskins, and what big, mature adults they are.
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# ? May 8, 2015 03:36 |
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don't forget butt-wiping and weathervanes
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# ? May 8, 2015 08:32 |