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GAINING WEIGHT... posted:I appreciate you Thanks, friend! 
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I just passed in front of this restaurant and it's official; I'm five. No time to take a pic though. The Danish national soccer team used to be sponsored by the public energy firm, Danish Oil and Natural Gas.  There's currently a huge scandal brewing, because the government sold off a large part of its shares to Goldman Sachs for much, much less than they were worth. (Yes, that's a thing that can still loving happen in 2014.  )
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Command Ant posted:More violent dinosaurs! Oh god I remember these little goosebumps cards, I don't remember them being that violent though.
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Ra Ra Rasputin posted:Oh god I remember these little goosebumps cards, I don't remember them being that violent though. They were called Dinosaurs Attack and they were pretty vile even by Topps' standards.
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SplitSoul posted:(Yes, that's a thing that can still loving happen in 2014. Glad its not 2014 anymore then!
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Pastry of the Year posted:They were called Dinosaurs Attack and they were pretty vile even by Topps' standards. Spin-off of the Mars Attacks cards. My only regret about the art book I have dedicated to the series is that these Dinosaur ones weren't also included.
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SplitSoul posted:There's currently a huge scandal brewing, because the government sold off a large part of its shares to Goldman Sachs for much, much less than they were worth. (Yes, that's a thing that can still loving happen in 2014. Very suspicious. I've always been wary of the close connection between DONG and Sachs
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RFC2324 posted:Glad its not 2014 anymore then! The sale happened in 2014. That any government would trust Goldman Sachs with essential infrastructure after all the poo poo they've pulled is mindboggling. I mentioned it because I'm also 5 and Golden Mansacks DONG lmao.
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Pastry of the Year posted:They were called Dinosaurs Attack and they were pretty vile even by Topps' standards. I had every single card. It was between these and Mars Attacks getting made into a movie. The world chose wrong. The dinosaurs were from a time travel accident in our future, i believe. Also the last card was like a demon-saurus ripping space time a new rear end in a top hat and eating earth whole. could be mis-remembering. I was thinking of card 47. Arx Monolith has a new favorite as of 19:53 on May 5, 2015 |
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May 5, 2015 19:50
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We found a box of unopened Dinosaurs Attack when I was in third grade so 95 or 96 I think. I loved those cards so much. Somewhere I still have the complete set of those and Mars Attacks (two, one with older and newer art) in storage.
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May 5, 2015 19:59
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Choco1980 posted:Ken M is so gloriously dumb. I hope years from now historians will see that he was the funniest person of our time. This is one of my favorites:  His last line is what kills me.
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Ken M has become my favorite part of Facebook. I don't use twitter, so I'm glad "he" posts everything on Facebook too. I love how half the time he has the perfect joke lined up and is just waiting for someone to comment in a way that will allow him to post the punchline.
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May 5, 2015 22:31
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The Midniter posted:This is one of my favorites: Oh my god I can not stop laughing at this.
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May 5, 2015 22:49
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Oh, is the thread turning into PYF Ken M again, because that's a good thing.
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May 5, 2015 23:21
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The Midniter posted:This is one of my favorites: Oh my god he lives in my city
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May 5, 2015 23:28
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Jia posted:Oh my god he lives in my city You live in his city.
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Ken M is one of those things where I keep going "this has to stop being funny eventually" and yet it never does.
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ImpAtom posted:Ken M is one of those things where I keep going "this has to stop being funny eventually" and yet it never does. Seriously, every single one is as funny if not funnier than the last. Post Ken M all you guys can.
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He just reels everyone in nice and slow. Every time. Ken M. is the best part of any comments section on the Internet.
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Not My Leg posted:Oh, is the thread turning into PYF Ken M again, because that's a good thing. "If there was gravity in space all the planets would fall down" There's just some kind of beautiful, simple logic behind Ken M's stuff.
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Useless posted:"If there was gravity in space all the planets would fall down" When I read Ken M's stuff and try to picture him in my mind, I can only think of a description from Mark Twain: "I found Simon Wheeler dozing comfortably by the bar-room stove of the old, dilapidated tavern in the ancient mining camp of Angel's, and I noticed that he was fat and bald-headed, and had an expression of winning gentleness and simplicity upon his tranquil countenance." "Winning gentleness and simplicity" and tranquility are what he seems to project so successfully.    The guy is just a national treasure.
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This one's the best:
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Dude is my kind of revolutionary. 
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The Midniter posted:This is one of my favorites: Ken M is a goddamn treasure. I mean, a real treasure. Not one of those bullshit treasures, like "life," and, "the love of a child."
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May 6, 2015 01:33
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Think you're getting some Jack Handey in my Ken M.
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MizPiz posted:Dude is my kind of revolutionary. Holy gently caress, this is amazing.
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Still my favorite Ken M: I love how he always follows up on his fishing attempts. He never lets a bite go un-hooked.
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what's ken m's facebook page i cant find it
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baram. posted:what's ken m's facebook page i cant find it https://www.facebook.com/kenmofficial
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The first one to make me laugh, jesus
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Interrupting the Ken M festival for this dude, who is in for a huge surprise the next time poo poo goes down:
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Jia posted:Oh my god he lives in my city I used to live in Pensacola too! I was glad to see it in the rear view mirror.
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mcbexx posted:Interrupting the Ken M festival for this dude, who is in for a huge surprise the next time poo poo goes down: These guerilla fighter dudes aren't exactly top notch   
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Having been to this "bar", this is a burn exactly on par with the experience of drinking there. 
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Six-Of-Hearts posted:Please don't doxx me. 
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