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padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever

Tony Homo posted:

Magicians should be careful while working their magic on TV.

http://youtu.be/dSuNuEUPB1s

it's like a real version of the brian brushwood cup trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZ_ANc_WiU

also here's a funny picture

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

padijun posted:

it's like a real version of the brian brushwood cup trick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqZ_ANc_WiU

I've seen Brian a few times. He's a really fun performer and a great guy in general.

padijun
Feb 5, 2004

murderbears forever

chitoryu12 posted:

I've seen Brian a few times. He's a really fun performer and a great guy in general.

he maintains a douchey haircut but he's fun to watch and he taught me the greatest trick to perform on drunk people, the lift: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJSRSQlDwJ0

it's a hoot if you're a skinny little twig like myself and you've got a good cohort

Aristophanes
Aug 11, 2012

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I'm sure this has been posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3O3q7ffdCY

I have dreams about elevators like this.

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"
I once had the outside door of a lift open and there was nothing but an empty shaft, which is probably the closest I've ever come to falling to my death. When the building manager got told he said "oh yeah it did that to me the other day as well"

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

I'm sure this has been posted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3O3q7ffdCY

I have dreams about elevators like this.

Yes, but this vid has been renamed to say the elevator 'skyrockets down' while it clearly goes up.

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


http://imgur.com/gallery/eekEotA

trigger warning: fear of heights

:stonk:

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Okay, drat. That's like twice in my entire life watching something on my computer has actually given me a genuine twinge of vertigo.


The other one was crazy Russians climbing a crane on top of a skyscraper in Hong Kong using a fisheye lens.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

surebet posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/eekEotA

trigger warning: fear of heights

:stonk:

what. the. gently caress.

Caconym
Feb 12, 2013

Carbon dioxide posted:

Yes, but this vid has been renamed to say the elevator 'skyrockets down' while it clearly goes up.

Yeah, the fact that a failing elevator commonly goes up seems to be really hard to grasp for a lot of people.

Elevators have a counterweight that equals the empty carriage plus 50% of the rated weight. So if the breaks and engine fail a nearly empty carriage will go up fast, but a full one will drop.

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

Caconym posted:

Yeah, the fact that a failing elevator commonly goes up seems to be really hard to grasp for a lot of people.

Elevators have a counterweight that equals the empty carriage plus 50% of the rated weight. So if the breaks and engine fail a nearly empty carriage will go up fast, but a full one will drop.

So obviously the safest way to ride an elevator is to bring in a ~500lb weight with you, just in case.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


Found this little game today: Klämrisk Hero


based on this warning sign in every Swedish elevator without an inner door.

Dr. Stab
Sep 12, 2010
👨🏻‍⚕️🩺🔪🙀😱🙀

surebet posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/eekEotA

trigger warning: fear of heights

:stonk:

Cool graphics in the new mirror's edge game.

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
Human ingenuity ladies and gentlemen, automotive edition.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1xuQJ

Personally I'm really fond of this one.

Alliterate Addict
Jul 10, 2012

dreaming of that face again

it's bright and blue and shimmering

grinning wide and comforting me with it's three warm and wild eyes

Helios Grime posted:

Human ingenuity ladies and gentlemen, automotive edition.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1xuQJ

Personally I'm really fond of this one.


I wonder how often they have to replace popped tennis balls.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Helios Grime posted:

Human ingenuity ladies and gentlemen, automotive edition.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1xuQJ
I like this one.



It's the extra effort of putting Recaro stickers on the chairs that makes it.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Helios Grime posted:

Human ingenuity ladies and gentlemen, automotive edition.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1xuQJ


Trailer Park Boys

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Helios Grime posted:

Human ingenuity ladies and gentlemen, automotive edition.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1xuQJ

Personally I'm really fond of this one.


my cousin's truck had the same deal, sucker bounced like crazy.

goodness
Jan 3, 2012

When the light turns green, you go. When the light turns red, you stop. But what do you do when the light turns blue with orange and lavender spots?
My coworkers cousin that works at the Sonic in town somehow managed to cut off his finger on the job. Something about sticking his hand into a machine because it was turned on but not working. How do you lose a finger at SONIC.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Fry cutter? Tomato slicer? Gotta be something that approximates food preparation.

Islam is the Lite Rock FM
Jul 27, 2007

by exmarx

goodness posted:

My coworkers cousin that works at the Sonic in town somehow managed to cut off his finger on the job. Something about sticking his hand into a machine because it was turned on but not working. How do you lose a finger at SONIC.

Dropped a case of half off shakes on it? Plenty of places to lose a finger. I've grown sympathetic towards injuries involving lack of common sense. That poo poo don't exist on the job. Assume someone will horrifically maim themselves on anything and everything.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless


Repost!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

goodness posted:

sticking his hand into a machine because it was turned on but not working

yeah it's generally a good idea to turn the power off to whatever you are trying to repair. for example if something was lodged inside some machinery and you dislodge it by inserting your hand, it starts working, but your hand is still there or whatever

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

I love the "Audiovisual Auto-Alert" :v:

Enfys
Feb 17, 2013

The ocean is calling and I must go

surebet posted:

http://imgur.com/gallery/eekEotA

trigger warning: fear of heights

:stonk:

Augh, I'm not afraid of heights, but that actually made me a little dizzy to watch (doesn't help that I couldn't stop watching it)

cyberbug
Sep 30, 2004

The name is Carl Seltz...
insurance inspector.
The McEnroe suspension :v:

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Helios Grime posted:

Human ingenuity ladies and gentlemen, automotive edition.

http://imgur.com/gallery/1xuQJ


I really want this to be hooked up in such a way that the flashlights all turn on when you turn on the headlights.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

The flashlights are connected serially, so that each flashlight receives the voltage it expects while still being directly powered by the car battery.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


I think this is ok because the tires are rubber, right?

isnoop
Jan 9, 2001

I used to be an admin,
but then I took an arrow
to the knee.
I watched this go down:

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

isnoop posted:

I watched this go down:


In the UK, I hope

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

No amount of money upon this Earth. :stare:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Happened in 2010 in Seattle

http://www.komonews.com/news/local/90321492.html
http://www.nycaviation.com/2010/04/photos-gulfstream-jet-collides-with-tanker-truck-at-boeing-field/

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


"Clipped" the tanker.

isnoop
Jan 9, 2001

I used to be an admin,
but then I took an arrow
to the knee.
The tanker was following the plane too closely and didn't swerve to avoid when the jet pulled a U-turn. I watched as the jet pulled into a dead-end tarmac, turned around, and made its way to the exit before piercing the truck. The driver had plenty of time to react, but he chose (perhaps wisely) to duck down and take it in the driver's window rather than risk a jet's fuel tank puncturing his own fuel tank.

Queen Gnome
Jul 30, 2006

Her Lawnliness

bullet3 posted:

He didn't. If you look closely, you'll see that he gets crushed, and another guy lands directly on top of him and hobbles away. 2nd guy lands on almost the exact same spot so it's difficult to see at first

:stare: I had to watch that again to confirm you weren't kidding. Wtf

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle
I know it was 30 pages ago, but how the hell did Ashley Furniture rack up 1,000 reportable injuries?

I mean, it's obvious that their management didn't give a poo poo (look at their response). Why would you buy anything from them? If they don't care about their employee health and safety, why would they care about quality?

Sure a lot of things can be an OSHA reportable, but the vast majority of the time it's stuff that's avoidable.

spacemang_spliff fucked around with this message at 04:39 on May 8, 2015

Master Twig
Oct 25, 2007

I want to branch out and I'm going to stick with it.

spacemang_spliff posted:

I know it was 30 pages ago, but how the hell did Ashley Furniture rack up 1,000 reportable injuries?

I mean, it's obvious that their management didn't give a poo poo (look at their response). Why would you buy anything from them? If they don't care about their employee health and safety, why would they care about quality?

Sure a lot of things can be an OSHA reportable, but the vast majority of the time it's stuff that's avoidable.

Ashley furniture is very low quality. I worked in a furniture store for over three years and the Ashley stuff was our low end cheap garbage that we got to put in advertisements and to sell to lower income families.

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

isnoop posted:

I watched this go down:


Truck, plane. Plane, truck.

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