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Scrambles posted:maybe he can pretend the c in procss is actually an e and make up a reason for omitting c from both words? Maybe he could pretend the 'e' in sucess is actually a c, then tell people he didn't want to make it too easy 
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Karma Monkey posted:And yet a fuckload of these exist. I wonder if someone got a Jar-Jar tattoo before the movie even came out, without knowing how much it was going to suck, like this stupid thing:  But honestly that's hardly better than the alternative of them liking Jar-Jar enough to get a tattoo. DorkusMalorkus has a new favorite as of 21:47 on May 6, 2015 |
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May 6, 2015 21:44
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DorkusMalorkus posted:I wonder if someone got a Jar-Jar tattoo before the movie even came out, without knowing how much it was going to suck, like this stupid thing: I hope that little robosphere turns out to be a genocidal monster or something. Have we mentioned this dumb gently caress ITT yet?  You must read all the dumb text with an afrikans accent. "ouw kaan a ehngel brek mai aart?"
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May 6, 2015 21:55
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If you don't like funerals, don't kick sand in ninjas? 
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Zaphod42 posted:If you don't like funerals, don't kick sand in ninjas? Face
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niethan posted:Face yeah, I thought about adding that in myself. But still, "If you don't like funerals don't kick sand in ninja's face" is pretty weird. Oh right his name is ninja isn't it.  (Stupid name)Looks like he's got a dick tattoo on his right arm too, very nice.
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May 6, 2015 22:04
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May 6, 2015 22:05
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Zaphod42 posted:Looks like he's got a dick tattoo on his right arm too, very nice. That's Evil Boy. Evil Boy loves you!
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May 6, 2015 22:13
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Ninja is cool as poo poo and actually covered over his big 'less-poo poo' tattoo for ages because he thought it ruined his tough guy persona
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May 6, 2015 22:30
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JoelJoel posted:I hope that little robosphere turns out to be a genocidal monster or something. Fact: Ninja is cool* and his tattoos are perfect for Ninja, and Ninja only. * As long as you get to watch him from afar. I suspect dealing with him on a personal level would be something of a chore.
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May 6, 2015 23:22
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JoelJoel posted:I hope that little robosphere turns out to be a genocidal monster or something. Hahaha what the gently caress? Ninja is awesome and his lovely tattoos totally work for him.
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May 7, 2015 00:58
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Some Russian woman fell in love with a man in a chatroom, they met up for one date and he tattooed his name on her face On the bright side they ended up getting married. I could imagine them breaking up shortly thereafter and her regretting it massively. Looks better healed, and she's pretty cute  Face tattoos are still pretty dumb though, especially just giant loving cursive letters across your face.
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May 7, 2015 04:20
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Zaphod42 posted:Some Russian woman fell in love with a man in a chatroom, they met up for one date and he tattooed his name on her face the first one looks like a crime-scene
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May 7, 2015 04:28
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Smoking Crow posted:the first one looks like a crime-scene I think in most jurisdictions it would be.
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May 7, 2015 04:29
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It's obviously not her first face tattoo, and it looks pretty good all things considered. Right thread though, it's hilariously tasteless and the story to go with it puts the icing on the cake
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May 7, 2015 05:17
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Zaphod42 posted:Face tattoos are still pretty dumb though, especially just giant loving cursive letters across your face. Hey, there's a rich culture surrounding face tattoos. The Maori used them as a symbol of strength and accomplishment, the Japanese used it as a way to identify themselves as legitimate practitioners of certain civil professions or as a way to show their loyalty to dead clans, India has a rich culture of facial tattooing, and White Americans traditionally used it as a way to profess their undying fealty to The Clown.
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Bogan Krkic posted:It's obviously not her first face tattoo, and it looks pretty good all things considered. Right thread though, it's hilariously tasteless and the story to go with it puts the icing on the cake Actually, iirc, it was her first tattoo (like, at all, not just on her face). And the guy who did it has also tattooed the faces of other girls he has met online prior to this girl so I guess it's his fetish or something?
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May 7, 2015 05:32
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cyberia posted:Actually, iirc, it was her first tattoo (like, at all, not just on her face). And the guy who did it has also tattooed the faces of other girls he has met online prior to this girl so I guess it's his fetish or something? You're right, gently caress it's nuts http://news.bme.com/2013/01/30/lesya-and-rouslan/ He's also the guy that did the 56 stars on that other girls face and she tried to sue him claiming she never wanted them
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May 7, 2015 05:42
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cyberia posted:Actually, iirc, it was her first tattoo (like, at all, not just on her face). And the guy who did it has also tattooed the faces of other girls he has met online prior to this girl so I guess it's his fetish or something? I actually know this dude. Rouslan Toumaniantz. It was her first tattoo. Incidentally, he was also the guy that did this stars all across that one chick's face.
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ToastFaceKillah posted:I actually know this dude. Rouslan Toumaniantz. It was her first tattoo. Incidentally, he was also the guy that did this stars all across that one chick's face. Did they end up getting married and living happily ever after?
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Bogan Krkic posted:Did they end up getting married and living happily ever after? No idea. After he tattooed her I stopped talking to him, because gently caress that dude. His ego is loving huge. Edit: Apparently I still have him on facebook. They are still married, and she works at his shop, Tattoo Box. ToastFaceKillah has a new favorite as of 06:08 on May 7, 2015 |
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ToastFaceKillah posted:Edit: Apparently I still have him on facebook. They are still married, and she works at his shop, Tattoo Box. 
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crazkylo posted:It has an infinity-dick symbol. Beautiful. Missed opportunity to say "infinidick".
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Scrambles posted:maybe he can pretend the c in procss is actually an e and make up a reason for omitting c from both words? He's saying that he's a pro at css. Why is that so hard to undersand?
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May 8, 2015 07:20
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This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest.
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Thursday Next posted:This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest. Nose Goes!
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Thursday Next posted:This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest. Wowzers. I'd like to see the last place tattoos 
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Thursday Next posted:This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest. Was it the only entry ?
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Thursday Next posted:This tattoo won TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS in a tattoo contest. Whaaat? Is that a joke making fun of someone who posted a bullshit story about their awesome tattoo winning money, or what? I have like ten tattoos, and even the lovely ones are better than that.
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Centripetal Horse posted:Whaaat? Is that a joke making fun of someone who posted a bullshit story about their awesome tattoo winning money, or what? I have like ten tattoos, and even the lovely ones are better than that. Nope! Tattoo Titans, a reality TV show that aired for one season on CMT, judged by Ami James. Winner gets ten thousand dollars; the above tattoo was one of the four tattoos done by the winner. Technically, the final tattoo he did was actually this lovely beauty in the anime category: 
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Thursday Next posted:Nope! That guy is the Rob Liefeld of fingers.
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Thursday Next posted:Nope! I would imagine that only lovely tattoo artist appear on the reality tv shows because actually talented artists are booked into loving eternity and don't have the patience/misplaced ego to deal with the dog and pony show.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:I would imagine that only lovely tattoo artist appear on the reality tv shows because actually talented artists are booked into loving eternity and don't have the patience/misplaced ego to deal with the dog and pony show. Some of them aren't that bad! The shows themselves are bizarre but I'd say Teresa Sharpe (winner of Best Ink season 2) is actually talented for sure.
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Tasty_Crayon posted:I would imagine that only lovely tattoo artist appear on the reality tv shows because actually talented artists are booked into loving eternity and don't have the patience/misplaced ego to deal with the dog and pony show. Oh, most definitely. Still a wonderful source for the worst tattoos in the world - and the clients all ecstatic with their ~free ink from a renowned artist~. I have reams of trash TV saved up on my Amazon account from some drunken one-click purchases.
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Ahh, Lego-hand Syndrome.
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Autechresaint posted:took me waaay to long to realize it's a wolf howling at a moon reflected in water. It's like a rorschach picture
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