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Kugyou no Tenshi posted:Sounds like someone who's never actually worked IT, for that matter. Everyone in IT has at least one story that's crazier than that weak poo poo and actually happened, like when I had to submit a request to unblock certain porn sites so an attorney's assistant could get evidence for a client's infringement suit. Yeah, nothing simultaneously makes your day and worries you for your job like sending a request to the admin team asking them to unblock "Double Stuffed Bitches" and "Sluts Gag On Cock" or whatever. Compared to that, "I haxx0red the firewall to play Pokemon and 'download Adobe Reader' (I don't care if it's not slang, it is now)" just sounds like someone who thinks the real poo poo is "too unbelievable" and makes up actual unbelievable poo poo (who lets a phone jockey anywhere near server hardware?) Wow. You really have no idea what greentext is, do you?
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:46 |
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bobjr posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/3520fw/bingoed_and_my_reply_will_have_swearing/ "Mombie"
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# ? May 6, 2015 20:51 |
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"...into a shop to buy a packet of fags (yes i'm a brit)" That is the worst subreddit in a sea of terrible subreddits.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:05 |
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flosofl posted:Wow. You really have no idea what greentext is, do you? I do. I'm just pointing out that it's bad greentext because it's not even plausible-if-unlikely. It's like reading a Dear Penthouse letter that says "and we did the sex".
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:26 |
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"TL;DR mombie tries to bingo me and gets and earful off me ." It's like he's trying to sound more british than he actually is, or isn't. E: Woah that subreddit is weird. One of the thread titles is "Apparently parents think it's okay to publicly imply that a CF man who has no criminal record is a pedophile because he lives near a school and went to a play the school put on." I would have suspicions as well brah. Trebek has a new favorite as of 21:30 on May 6, 2015 |
# ? May 6, 2015 21:27 |
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CONDENSING TONE
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:29 |
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Trebek posted:"TL;DR mombie tries to bingo me and gets and earful off me ." I think that "bingo" is a dumb subreddit phrase they use to describe someone trying to one-up someone else. Why they can't say "one-up" I have no clue.
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:33 |
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Trebek posted:"TL;DR mombie tries to bingo me and gets and earful off me ." It really depends on what level of school it is. We advertized our high school plays to the community, so we not only had randoms, we asked them
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:34 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I think that "bingo" is a dumb subreddit phrase they use to describe someone trying to one-up someone else. Why they can't say "one-up" I have no clue. I'm guessing there's a list of stereotypical things people with kids say/do, that's the bingo card
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:36 |
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"ALL I WANT IS A SMOKE AND MY BED AND ARSEHOLES LIKE YOU ARE KEEPING ME FROM IT" Actually it was your inability to say what box of smokes you wanted that was keeping you from your bed
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:46 |
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Samfucius posted:It really depends on what level of school it is. We advertized our high school plays to the community, so we not only had randoms, we asked them Yeah some high school plays can be fun. But what are the odds this random dude that subscribes to the CF sub is actually going to like an elementary school play (and is a pedo)? One loving hundred percent
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# ? May 6, 2015 21:54 |
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bobjr posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/3520fw/bingoed_and_my_reply_will_have_swearing/ That whole subreddit reads/feels exactly like r/atheism, only with "mombies" instead of "christians".
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:00 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:Yeah some high school plays can be fun. But what are the odds this random dude that subscribes to the CF sub is actually going to like an elementary school play (and is a pedo)? hahahaha the picture of the guy is the the utterly stereotypical pedophile too.
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# ? May 6, 2015 22:46 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:hahahaha the picture of the guy is the the utterly stereotypical pedophile too. http://i.imgur.com/PzaNnfL.jpg The dude in question.
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:02 |
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Pththya-lyi posted:I think that "bingo" is a dumb subreddit phrase they use to describe someone trying to one-up someone else. Why they can't say "one-up" I have no clue. Because it doesn't mean "one-up". Bingo means, in childfree communities, to be asked one of several phrases people who don't want kids have to hear every time they mention that they're childfree (i.e.: "It's different when they're your own."/"You'll change your mind someday."/"I didn't want kids when I was your age too." et c.)
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# ? May 6, 2015 23:29 |
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Drunk Tomato posted:http://i.imgur.com/PzaNnfL.jpg HELLO MY NAME IS chester the molester
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# ? May 7, 2015 00:08 |
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Hey, right in my back yard! Jesus Christ, though -- that guy couldn't look more skeezy if he tried, and that makes me think that he was just angling for someone to confront him so he could get up on his soapbox. It makes me doubt whether he's an actual perv, though, because no perv would be dumb enough to go a-perving looking like that.
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# ? May 7, 2015 01:31 |
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I don't think the creep hanging around the school is the same creep who made the reddit post. If I read it correctly the poster just got that in the mail and got mad about them jumping to conclusions about guy.
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:00 |
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Lagomorphic posted:I don't think the creep hanging around the school is the same creep who made the reddit post. If I read it correctly the poster just got that in the mail and got mad about them jumping to conclusions about guy. Well then, won't he be embarrassed when it turns out Chester. M. Olester really is a sex offender!
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:37 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:The issue being that the school wouldn't let her carry it on her so by the time they fetched it from the office she might not have been able to self administer. Seems like something needs to be rethought (or would if this story had happened and if that little factoid is actually true at all)
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# ? May 7, 2015 02:51 |
ErKeL posted:I can see schools asking you to keep medication like an epipen at sickbay, but only as a backup which is how it worked when I was at school. You kept whatever you needed on yourself but you always had everything you needed at sickbay as well if there were a problem. Your school sounds much cooler than the schools I attended.
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# ? May 7, 2015 03:29 |
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Childfree! https://www.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/3534nj/my_personal_horror_storiesreally_long_post/
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# ? May 7, 2015 05:15 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Childfree! It must be tough living in a world where every person you encounter is trying to aggressively make you have kids.
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# ? May 7, 2015 05:25 |
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Centripetal Horse posted:
Ugh, one time the school nurse altered my appearance surgically so I could infiltrate the rival Cardassian school and steal their cheerleader routines.
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# ? May 7, 2015 07:08 |
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sweeperbravo posted:It's more commonly phrased as "fist bump," like the gentle-punch equivalent of a high-five. "Fist pump" I associate with club dancing though that's supposedly a "just Jersey" thing. I realise what first bumping someone is its just that fist pumping someone sounds like something completely different.
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# ? May 7, 2015 08:32 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Childfree! I'm getting kinda tropery vibes off of that poo poo, the whole "I am so edgy and special, I told a therapist to gently caress off" and weird unnecessary lingo.
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# ? May 7, 2015 08:37 |
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Fathis Munk posted:
It is something completely different. A fist pump basically looks like you're punching the air. e: Let the friendly android be your guide: ibntumart has a new favorite as of 09:54 on May 7, 2015 |
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Ugh yes I know. It was a fisting joke based on a silly typo. This might be because I am a non native speaker, but fist pumping *someone*... Ah whatever let's forget about this beaten horse.
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# ? May 7, 2015 10:34 |
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Lagomorphic posted:I don't think the creep hanging around the school is the same creep who made the reddit post. If I read it correctly the poster just got that in the mail and got mad about them jumping to conclusions about guy. Oh, well then I misunderstood. I never read the post, just looked at the picture. Khazar-khum posted:Childfree! I should have carried on with my don't-read-the-reddit-post impulse. Jesus Christ what a load of bullshit.
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# ? May 7, 2015 14:57 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Childfree! 3)Abusive ex-boyfriend tried -unsuccesfully- to oops me during our 18 month short relationship (poking holes in condoms or taking it off during intercourse and pretending it just fell off).His mother So the MRAs believe the terrible feminist women are trying to get pregnant "on accident" for that sweet paycheck and the childfree people say it's the guys that poke holes into condoms to get them pregnant. Brilliant.
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:22 |
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sounds like a match made in heaven tbh
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:32 |
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Boris Galerkin posted:3)Abusive ex-boyfriend tried -unsuccesfully- to oops me during our 18 month short relationship (poking holes in condoms or taking it off during intercourse and pretending it just fell off).His mother Clearly it's actually the Non-Gender-Specific Condom Bandit.
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:35 |
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Actually it is a fairly common and well-documented tactic of abusive male partners to "trap" their girlfriends/wives with a deliberate unwanted pregnancy, or tamper with their birth control/protection in order to cause fear and anxiety. It's called reproductive coercion. Not saying it happened with this particular childfree psycho, but it's definitely A Real Thing that crops up again and again in domestic abuse cases. http://www.acog.org/Resources-And-P...Sexual-Coercion Edit: For the sake of fairness, I am 100% sure that there are women who also do this, but it's not really a phenomenon on the same level, except in the fevered imaginations of MRAs convinced that their sperms are worth their weight in gold.
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:49 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Ugh yes I know. It was a fisting joke based on a silly typo. Don't worry, I liked your joke!
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:53 |
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Khazar-khum posted:Childfree! What is a bingo
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# ? May 7, 2015 17:56 |
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West Ham Sandwich posted:What is a bingo 5 in a row, I think.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:03 |
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West Ham Sandwich posted:What is a bingo The name-o of a farmers dog.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:07 |
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Re: the collection of imgur occupation/job lists, I have a hard time believing consentual sex could happen in a public or college library and the staff don't toss them out, ban them forever, and/or press charges. I mean, my workplace has had to do that, and I didn't even publish an imgur screed about it.
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# ? May 7, 2015 18:12 |
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razorrozar posted:Clearly it's actually the Non-Gender-Specific Condom Bandit. Pillow pants.
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# ? May 7, 2015 21:29 |
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ChogsEnhour posted:Anyone had that story pop up on their facebook about the kid borrowing $50 dollars from his dad? Just showed up on my timeline. quote:SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
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