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How are you going to vote on May 7th?
This poll is closed.
Conservative 72 6.22%
Labour 410 35.41%
Liberal Democrat 46 3.97%
UKIP 69 5.96%
Green 199 17.18%
SNP 121 10.45%
DUP 0 0%
Sinn Fein 35 3.02%
Plaid Cymru 20 1.73%
Respect 3 0.26%
Monster Raving Loony 56 4.84%
BNP 23 1.99%
Some flavour of socialist party 37 3.20%
Some flavour of communist party 27 2.33%
Independent 3 0.26%
Other 37 3.20%
Total: 1158 votes
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LemonDrizzle
Mar 28, 2012

neoliberal shithead

big scary monsters posted:

How does it work tomorrow with Nicola Sturgeon then, will she already be in London waiting to get the keys to No. 10 or will they helicopter her in later on? Is she going to build an extension out back for Ed?
:ssh: if those english swings are reproduced in the election, his glorious edness will not need the votes of the snp at all :ssh:

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big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

LemonDrizzle posted:

:ssh: if those english swings are reproduced in the election, his glorious edness will not need the votes of the snp at all :ssh:

That is why I have tactically voted Tory.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I must echo BORK LAZER's statements to the effect of "Phwoar", "Corrr", &c. regarding the possibilities of a stonking Labour victory tomorrow.

I'm not getting my hopes up, but we all fantasize about the impossible at times.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Can someone post the George Osborne white lines gif mashup please

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


I wouldn't really want it to happen, but it would be pretty funny if Labour managed to form a majority without the SNP, and then Scotland was left without any influence on the government at all.

The New Black
Oct 1, 2006

Had it, lost it.
holy poo poo i woke up and randomly checked the yougov nowcast, my seat's suddenly gone from safe tory to leaning tory. ranges overlap by a good 5%

guess i'm voting labour after all, would be great if we kicked out a minister

ronya
Nov 8, 2010

I'm the normal one.

You hate ridden fucks will regret your words when you eventually grow up.

Peace.

Comrade Fakename posted:

I wouldn't really want it to happen, but it would be pretty funny if Labour managed to form a majority without the SNP, and then Scotland was left without any influence on the government at all.

they're still going to devolve powers, it'll just be powers that would fracture the SNP vote

devolving immigration Quebec-style would be a handy way to square the intra-Labour circle wrt southeastern anxieties

Fluo
May 25, 2007

The New Black posted:

holy poo poo i woke up and randomly checked the yougov nowcast, my seat's suddenly gone from safe tory to leaning tory. ranges overlap by a good 5%

guess i'm voting labour after all, would be great if we kicked out a minister

In Bristol South libdems are in 5th place, with tories 20 or so % behind labour. Seems this election the tory ukip split is actually happening.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I just read the actual thread title and wanted to :golfclap: the person responsible.

Curse my habit of reading over things I don't expect to be there.

The New Black
Oct 1, 2006

Had it, lost it.

Fluo posted:

In Bristol South libdems are in 5th place, with tories 20 or so % behind labour. Seems this election the tory ukip split is actually happening.

Yeah, UKIP are third here (Lib Dems are down in 5th behind Greens, despite the fact that Clegg actually lives here), so they may well have split off a few Tories. It's strange though since they did pretty badly in those local elections and I haven't seen much evidence of them campaigning apart from the odd leaflet.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Apparently the Telegraph sent out emails to its subscribers urging them to vote Tory this morning.

https://twitter.com/tobyharnden/status/596139276028350465

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

The New Black posted:

Yeah, UKIP are third here (Lib Dems are down in 5th behind Greens, despite the fact that Clegg actually lives here), so they may well have split off a few Tories. It's strange though since they did pretty badly in those local elections and I haven't seen much evidence of them campaigning apart from the odd leaflet.

What do you mean 'actually lives'? Do MPs not have to reside in their own goddamn constituency? lmao, that, at least, will get you booted out in the States.

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!

Comrade Fakename posted:

I wouldn't really want it to happen, but it would be pretty funny if Labour managed to form a majority without the SNP, and then Scotland was left without any influence on the government at all.

'Pretty funny' as in giving the SNP all the ammo they need for a generation as they can rightly point out that Scotland is once again ignored by Westminster?

That's fine with me really, if the coalition has shown anything it's that being in coalition as a minor partner is not good for your health. So I would rather we had a tangible benefit.

The New Black
Oct 1, 2006

Had it, lost it.

Aliquid posted:

What do you mean 'actually lives'? Do MPs not have to reside in their own goddamn constituency? lmao, that, at least, will get you booted out in the States.

Really? I assumed most American representatives spend most of their time in Washington. Especially since he's deputy PM, it's pretty natural he has a London residence.

Having said that, quite a lot of MPs have very little to do with their constituency. Important party figures who want to become MPs are often 'parachuted' into safe seats.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

Standing outside the polling station. Determined to be first.

Doccykins
Feb 21, 2006
Clegg is going to be propped up by Sheffield Tories, sorry leftygoons

POLLS OPEN

McDragon
Sep 11, 2007

rear end in a top hat yourself, I'll do it later. :colbert:

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Aliquid posted:

What do you mean 'actually lives'? Do MPs not have to reside in their own goddamn constituency? lmao, that, at least, will get you booted out in the States.
most people neither know nor care who their MP is, just what their party is

Extreme0
Feb 28, 2013

I dance to the sweet tune of your failure so I'm never gonna stop fucking with you.

Continue to get confused and frustrated with me as I dance to your anger.

As I expect nothing more from ya you stupid runt!


It's time for another five years of despair.

hyper from Pixie Sticks
Sep 28, 2004

I can confirm I got in first and the SNP currently have a 1-0 lead in East Kilbride, Strathaven and Lesmahagow.

Bob Ojeda
Apr 15, 2008

I AM A WHINY LITTLE EMOTIONAL BITCH BABY WITH NO SENSE OF HUMOR

IF YOU SEE ME POSTING REMIND ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP

The New Black posted:

Really? I assumed most American representatives spend most of their time in Washington. Especially since he's deputy PM, it's pretty natural he has a London residence.

Since it's actually a question about American politics: usually, most American politicians do spend most of their time in Washington (although it's become quite common for people to fly back home most weekends).

That said, it's generally a requirement that candidates establish legal residency in the place they're representing, and beyond that, having local ties is generally looked upon as a good thing and the people running are mostly going to be from the place in question. The concept of having a candidate running for a safe seat that they're not from and don't have any connection with is one of the weirder things about British politics from an American point of view. It is very rare for someone to run for office in a place that they don't live in or have some connection to.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

^^ This is correct. If I'm not wrong, it's much more common in the UK for people to 'parachute' into a constituency to run for a seat.

The New Black posted:

Really? I assumed most American representatives spend most of their time in Washington. Especially since he's deputy PM, it's pretty natural he has a London residence.

Having said that, quite a lot of MPs have very little to do with their constituency. Important party figures who want to become MPs are often 'parachuted' into safe seats.

Constituent service is a huge part about being in the American Congress, whether House or Senate. If the media catches wind of a Congressperson who's spent a disproportionate amount of time in the capital it usually blows up and has severe consequences in the election, regardless of party. Gotta shake those hands and bring home that money.

I'll have to say that having like 10-20x as many people in one's constituency means one is perceived to be beholden more to its interests. Whipping votes in the 20th century for either party was notoriously difficult because of geographical-ideological differences, though that's pretty much gone now.

Pesmerga
Aug 1, 2005

So nice to eat you
Off to vote, ladies and gentlemen. May the gods be with us. :getin:

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Semprini posted:

I can confirm I got in first and the SNP currently have a 1-0 lead in East Kilbride, Strathaven and Lesmahagow.
that's a mandate for a referendum imo

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

Just voted Labour, shame I live in Edward Garnier's Tory safe seat, where he's been for the last 23 years, so my vote is effectively worthless.

A Tartan Tory
Mar 26, 2010

You call that a shotgun?!

Brown Moses posted:

Just voted Labour, shame I live in Edward Garnier's Tory safe seat, where he's been for the last 23 years, so my vote is effectively worthless.

Not really, considering national vote share might actually count for something in this election.

Brown Moses
Feb 22, 2002

A Tartan Tory posted:

Not really, considering national vote share might actually count for something in this election.

Good point, well made.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Today I vote.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
What time American do your results come in?

My Imaginary GF fucked around with this message at 07:20 on May 7, 2015

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Does anyone remember the old dude with car ears that was a UKMT meme for while?

I saw a dude on BBC news who looked just like that today. Holy poo poo I forgot about that image lmao

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

My Imaginary GF posted:

Wht time American do your results come in?

about 9pm chicago time, are you going off the deep end, Rahm?

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer
Voting Labour. Maybe plaid can get their act together for next election. Probably not.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

My Imaginary GF posted:

Wht time American do your results come in?

In about 20-22 hours time there'll be a significant number of results coming in.

Fluo
May 25, 2007

Pissflaps posted:

In about 20-22 hours time there'll be a significant number of results coming in.

I'm going to sleep tonight and get the results at lunchtime tomorrow when everything is known. If you're staying up I recommend at least getting to sleep at 4am so when you wake up you can still be there for the results.

Acaila
Jan 2, 2011



Regarde Aduck posted:

Voting Labour. Maybe plaid can get their act together for next election. Probably not.

Don't make Leanne disappointed in you :(

The New Black
Oct 1, 2006

Had it, lost it.

Bob Ojeda posted:

That said, it's generally a requirement that candidates establish legal residency in the place they're representing, and beyond that, having local ties is generally looked upon as a good thing and the people running are mostly going to be from the place in question.

There is generally some attempt to do a bit of that, Clegg for example was parachuted into Sheffield but he did live there for a while before the election and got himself a job there I think lecturing at a university part-time. But yeah its basically a charade.

I suppose it's partly to do with how candidates are selected. Here the local party may select the candidate, but they'll basically do what the national party tells them. When you have a big public primary like in the US, you can campaign against someone pretty effectively saying they're a DC insider who doesn't know the real people of the constituency or whatever.

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Acaila posted:

Don't make Leanne disappointed in you :(

It's too important that the Tories get kicked out.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Aliquid posted:

about 9pm chicago time, are you going off the deep end, Rahm?

I like to know a timestamp for a page I can skip to in the morning. It'll be fun reading this thread when your Torries lose out on a majority to your UKIPs, especially how the thread would likely meltdown were UKIP to be in a governing coalition.

Paul.Power
Feb 7, 2009

The three roles of APCs:
Transports.
Supply trucks.
Distractions.

Regarde Aduck posted:

Voting Labour. Maybe plaid can get their act together for next election. Probably not.
I'll at least be giving Plaid my regional vote in the Assembly elections (since literally every consituency seat in the region is Labour controlled so Labour have no chance of winning a regional list seat).

I can't make it to the polling booth today, but mum and I have asked a friend to proxy vote Labour on our behalf.

Paul.Power fucked around with this message at 07:30 on May 7, 2015

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Tsietisin
Jul 2, 2004

Time passes quickly on the weekend.

Done my civic duty for the day. Was quite a queue there this morning for my Bristol west polling station. More than I've seen before.

Maybe there will be a greater turnout thus time.

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