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| Conservative |
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72 | 6.22% |
| Labour |
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410 | 35.41% |
| Liberal Democrat |
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46 | 3.97% |
| UKIP |
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69 | 5.96% |
| Green |
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199 | 17.18% |
| SNP |
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121 | 10.45% |
| DUP |
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0 | 0% |
| Sinn Fein |
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35 | 3.02% |
| Plaid Cymru |
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20 | 1.73% |
| Respect |
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3 | 0.26% |
| Monster Raving Loony |
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56 | 4.84% |
| BNP |
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23 | 1.99% |
| Some flavour of socialist party |
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37 | 3.20% |
| Some flavour of communist party |
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27 | 2.33% |
| Independent |
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3 | 0.26% |
| Other |
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37 | 3.20% |
| Total: | 1158 votes | ||
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 (credit to Guavanaut and Kojiro) COME DRINK YOURSELVES TO DEATH WITH US, COMRADES the worst stewie posted:I've started a channel. You can come along using something like mibbit if you can't be hosed with IRC clients. It's the most wonderful time of the year. Warm up your swingometers, grab a few bottles of Fluo's Fermented Piss, cozy up with your favourite yellow-rosetted buddy and prepare to drink yourself into oblivion. With one week to go who knows what the gently caress will happen? Cleggers still may lose his seat, Farage may fail to win his (hopefully leading to UKIP's final demise) and we're still not sure whether Labour/LD will win 1 seat north of the border or 0. Remember: the polling stations open at 7am, Thursday 7th May and close at 10pm. Every single election there's a huge crush of people near closing time so get there as early as possible!. Also remember that regulations mean that there won't be any worthwhile coverage until the polls close. Strap yourselves in comrades; it's going to be a messy one. 2015 UKMT April 2015 Thread UKMT March 2015 Thread UKMT February 2015 Thread UKMT January 2015 Thread 2014 UKMT December 2014 Thread UKMT November 2014 Thread UKMT October 2014 Thread UKMT September 2014 Thread (OP includes links to previous threads going back to 2012) UK Paedogeddon Thread Scottish Independence/General Politcal Talk Thread (is terrible) Pesky Splinter posted:Some links to the party The Supreme Court posted:Drink when you see/ hear: kustomkarkommando posted:I met a traveller from an antique land Last time: 
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If I fold one of those flat maoams into my ballot as a treat for the sorters will my vote still be counted??
Phoon fucked around with this message at 11:33 on May 1, 2015 |
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It might count double.
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May 1, 2015 11:32
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God, we're all hosed.
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May 1, 2015 11:34
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Hah Labour's poll colour is blue.
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Lets make Gideon cry like three Thatchers died.
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Mandatory viewing for a full understanding of the subtleties of the issues of the election: https://vine.co/v/OlKAn61dbEz e: Geokinesis posted:Hah Labour's poll colour is blue. Well, it's an American forum, we need to help people understand who our version of the Democrats are
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Lugaloco posted:God, we're all hosed. this should probably just be every post in this thread
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Ahahahahaha, I love this new thread, burn the UK to the ground. 
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Can the media not release any exit poll data until 10pm then?
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KKKlean Energy posted:Can the media not release any exit poll data until 10pm then? They can't say anything about the election while the polls are open.
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May 1, 2015 11:38
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Team SNP, the party for me.
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The country will be so hosed if the Tories get in again I almost want to see it
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Pissflaps posted:They can't say anything about the election while the polls are open. Where is this written? I'd love to read the fine print. I can imagine a newsman awkwardly saying "There is an event happening today for which certain facilities are open to public participation throughout the country, the results of which could result in a new state of affairs concerning the career of a particularly well-known David"
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Jose posted:The country will be so hosed if the Tories get in again I almost want to see it  the election five years from now would be amazing
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Pissflaps posted:They can't say anything about the election while the polls are open. It's the worst possible combination of 24 hour rolling coverage with absolutely nothing to report Voting SNP, as are (probably) all my ex-Labour, No-voting family 
The Supreme Court fucked around with this message at 11:47 on May 1, 2015 |
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Put this in the OP: https://v.cdn.vine.co/r/videos/273B7165971205859009224183808_348d7a2a98e.3.0.7226381582554255210.mp4
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May 1, 2015 11:47
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Fix the poll to include NF since I got a leaflet from them and can vote for them tia
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Jose posted:Fix the poll to include NF since I got a leaflet from them and can vote for them tia BNP is basically the same thing
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I've already sent off my postal vote for the Scottish Greens, because I'm a big fan of mostly futile gestures, apparently. Then again, if the SNP in my constituency turn a 13-point lead in the Ashcroft constituency poll into a low enough lead to be ruined by a handful of Green voters that's their own drat fault. When Patrick Harvie ascends to godhood as is foretold the tactical voters shall be the first to feel his wrath. Tremble in fear, all ye.
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May 1, 2015 11:54
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Who's going to replace Clegg as Lib-dem leader if he loses his seat?
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Sent off my postal vote today. I'm only going to be living in the country for about 18 months out of the next 5 years so I voted Tory
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Jose posted:Who's going to replace Clegg as Lib-dem leader if he loses his seat? Hopefully someone a lot less neoliberal
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Some links to the party Conservative Labour Lib-dems UKIP Greens SNP - Scotland only DUP - Northern, & Republic of Ireland only Sinn Féin - Northern, & Republic of Ireland only Plaid Cymru - Wales only Couldn't find a manifesto for Respect, but it's George Galloway, so who gives a gently caress.. Monster Raving Loony Party In a rush, so that's leaving out some of the lesser known parties, but the BBC has a handy guide, with links.
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Happy Mayday, comrades! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP4l_PeBMyk Incidentally, what's the thread opinion of the TUSC? I'm in one of the safest labour seats there is, so I'm wondering whether to throw my futile gesture at them or the greens. Rakosi posted:Sent off my postal vote today. I'm only going to be living in the country for about 18 months out of the next 5 years so I voted Tory We're going to need a bigger wall...
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Jose posted:Who's going to replace Clegg as Lib-dem leader if he loses his seat?
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Rakosi posted:Sent off my postal vote today. I'm only going to be living in the country for about 18 months out of the next 5 years so I voted Tory They will still find you. Are you brown? We've become very good at finding brown people abroad and taking appropriate action
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Pesky Splinter posted:Couldn't find a manifesto for Respect
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Jose posted:Who's going to replace Clegg as Lib-dem leader if he loses his seat? Cable
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Ichabod Sexbeast posted:Happy Mayday, comrades! TUSC from my experience is Cool and Good. Rakosi posted:Sent off my postal vote today. I'm only going to be living in the country for about 18 months out of the next 5 years so I voted Tory I hope you fall out your plane and drown in the channel.
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The Supreme Court posted:
Malcolm Bruce (currently deputy leader) isn't standing for reelection as well. They might go back to Vince?
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Guavanaut posted:https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-18-2014/0bh9VO.gif&v=3JGJXmpKGXY 
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I need some bullshit bingo phrases to drink to when watching non-stop BBC news coverage on election night. What's the best terms to look out for?
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Pesky Splinter posted:Some links to the party The Scottish Greens have their own manifesto here The Supreme Court posted:
Alistair Carmichael will keep his seat, fear not. Paddy Power have Tim Farron as favourite though at 8/11. Next is Norman Lamb at 5/1 & then Ed Davey & Vince Cable at 7/1. Anyway, probably going to vote for the Greens. SNP seem like they are going to win around here, and I'm not going to vote for a party that Rupert Murdoch endorses. Besides, they don't need my vote to knock off Danny Alexander. forkboy84 fucked around with this message at 12:18 on May 1, 2015 |
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KKKlean Energy posted:I need some bullshit bingo phrases to drink to when watching non-stop BBC news coverage on election night. What's the best terms to look out for? Drink any time you are still conscious
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Jose posted:The country will be so hosed if the Tories get in again I almost want to see it Yeah, but People Will Die if they do, and not the bad kind like you want. We're all hosed
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If you hear the term "conservative majority" start drinking, and never stop drinking for the next five years
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KKKlean Energy posted:Where is this written? I'd love to read the fine print. Are you 18, or were you just out the country for every previous election?
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Cerv posted:Are you 18, or were you just out the country for every previous election? I didn't pay any attention to the news last time. I was probably busy working hard and getting on 
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Anybody got a link to the 2010 general election thread in LF? It'd be interesting to see how the poll of votes in there compares to this one. Lots more Lib Dems I suspect.
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