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esto es malo
Aug 3, 2006

Don't want to end up a cartoon

In a cartoon graveyard

zoux posted:

i havent had a drop in five months

lol

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Minimum number of beers: 4 (12 oz)

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Berke Negri posted:

like if it is twelve that's like the guy who comes to your party and gives you like a single bottle of beer and talks about "its story" and you're like thanks pal I'll just put that in the wine cellar

Some beers are kind of worth that treatment if you squint hard.


Hmmm... On reflection they probably aren't, never mind.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

mooyashi posted:

people who follow politics are heavy drinkers?! :monocle:

the lady who runs the wine shop i frequent is starting to get concerned for me. the dudes at the liqour store i go to are now on a casual first name basis

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

mooyashi posted:

people who follow politics are heavy drinkers?! :monocle:

This somehow makes me feel better.

Spaceman Future! posted:

"High Life" has to be one of the worse offenses of false advertising

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

nutranurse posted:

the lady who runs the wine shop i frequent is starting to get concerned for me. the dudes at the liqour store i go to are now on a casual first name basis

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown
nah, "high life" makes perfect sense. I eat/drink all kinds of garbage when i'm high

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

euphronius posted:

What do you even do with one beer.

What if it's a 750 mL bottle of that really heavy 9-10% poo poo?

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

Berke Negri posted:

I know that I was hoping to give you an out

im old now so i can't really romanticize having 2+ beers for lunch

this week i managed to be totally sober since sunday and it's not even a bother, i am making Progress

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

euphronius posted:

What do you even do with one beer.

I have no idea but I think old people and lame people consider that a stiff drink and not the thing you put down before the next once shows up

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

nutranurse posted:

for mothers day my brother is getting my mother ridiculously high on edibles. it'll be the first time she's gotten high since childhood i think. go dc legalization!

uhh that's kind of tossing her into the deep end isn't it

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

one afternoon beer ensures a nap for me

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


euphronius posted:

What do you even do with one beer.

what I hated about uspol alcohol chat was it always was some nerd who is like posting a picture of a single bottle of Odell going "was saving this for a good news day :]"

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

ReidRansom posted:

hmm... this sounds like a good replacement for those breakfast grapefruit shandys

it's way better than it has any business being. people were always skeptical til i gave them a taste

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

What if it's a 750 mL bottle of that really heavy 9-10% poo poo?

That's the rip cord that gets the party going.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Berke Negri posted:

what I hated about uspol alcohol chat was it always was some nerd who is like posting a picture of a single bottle of Odell going "was saving this for a good news day :]"

How many inches of dust do you reckon it's under now?

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

nutranurse posted:

the lady who runs the wine shop i frequent is starting to get concerned for me. the dudes at the liqour store i go to are now on a casual first name basis

the liquor store here delivers to your house.
they only have like 3 drivers.
we all know each other.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

paranoid randroid posted:

uhh that's kind of tossing her into the deep end isn't it

yeah but my brother is a well-experienced trip sitter and weed guru, he knows how to pace her

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

zoux posted:

one afternoon beer ensures a nap for me

oh thats a good point. Sat afternoon beer -> nap

Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


nutranurse posted:

the lady who runs the wine shop i frequent is starting to get concerned for me. the dudes at the liqour store i go to are now on a casual first name basis

no one who works in alcohol industry gives a gently caress as long as you aren't stumbling in wasted to buy stuff

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

mooyashi posted:

the liquor store here delivers to your house.
they only have like 3 drivers.
we all know each other.

even I'm not sad enough to have people deliver alcohol to me

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Berke Negri posted:

no one who works in alcohol industry gives a gently caress as long as you aren't stumbling in wasted to buy stuff

I stumble in wasted to buy stuff, but in a very dignified manner.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Randler posted:

While the 10th is mainly celebrated as Mother's Day, it's also the anniversary of MIGF learning that those towering cloth walls he encountered in multiple houses are actually called doormats.

Randler looked on, with that frump face of German disappointment, as she learned her new apartment's window shades were not, in fact, made of human flesh.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I am not even going to bring up the beer and booze I like in here.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

you know what seems to be a good thing to toss back at 3:39pm on a thursday? Im thinking Goose Island Matilda.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
I've never been cut off, which is either a testament to my demeanor while black out drunk, or to my bartender's lack of giving a poo poo. Probably the second one.

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

euphronius posted:

I am not even going to bring up the beer and booze I like in here.

I like all booze and beer

I do not discriminate

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Serbian plum brandy is probably the rawest thing I have ever consumed willingly.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Spaceman Future! posted:

you know what seems to be a good thing to toss back at 3:39pm on a thursday? Im thinking Goose Island Matilda.

Please don't summon MIGF into this thread.

Stunning Honky
Sep 7, 2004

" . . . "

Lotka Volterra posted:

even I'm not sad enough to have people deliver alcohol to me

what about a large pizza that you plan on eating all in one sitting

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

did yall see amy schumer's 12 angry men deal

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Please don't summon MIGF into this thread.

A little late for that, hoss.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

mooyashi posted:

what about a large pizza that you plan on eating all in one sitting

thats close to rock bottom

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

mooyashi posted:

what about a large pizza that you plan on eating all in one sitting

it's a time honored american tradition, damnit!

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

Please don't summon MIGF into this thread.

Goose Island is the only good thing out of Chicago, that city is literal trash.

look what I have done

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
my white peers never look at me when talking in groups. honkeyposters, this is a subtle form of racism FYI

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

I've never been cut off, which is either a testament to my demeanor while black out drunk

same

i drink with a buddy who turns into a smirking rear end in a top hat while drunk, and he's clumsy, so he gets cut off quick. and usually i get told "make sure he gets home safe" and i'm like twice as drunk

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

nutranurse posted:

my white peers never look at me when talking in groups. honkeyposters, this is a subtle form of racism FYI

would that be a microaggression.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

commiegir is about to get into r/athiesm mode in uspol if yer interested

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Berke Negri
Feb 15, 2012

Les Ricains tuent et moi je mue
Mao Mao
Les fous sont rois et moi je bois
Mao Mao
Les bombes tonnent et moi je sonne
Mao Mao
Les bebes fuient et moi je fuis
Mao Mao


like the lady who runs the wine store is probably drunk every day, half the time at work

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