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What if Geralt has a really tiny penis and that's why they didn't include it?
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May 7, 2015 23:24
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cheesetriangles posted:What if Geralt has a really tiny penis and that's why they didn't include it? 
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May 7, 2015 23:26
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It could be as big or as small as you want it to be if you never see it. Schrodinger's Penis
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May 7, 2015 23:27
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He doesn't have any polys there at all, I am sorry to say, you can see right through his crotch and out his butt.  This is now canon.
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May 7, 2015 23:28
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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:He doesn't have any polys there at all, I am sorry to say, you can see right through his crotch and out his butt. He must be really good with his hands or something then because all the people like his sexytime.
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May 7, 2015 23:33
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Broose posted:Is there any other pros for playing on Dark difficulty other than the outrageously expensive armors and weapons? Seriously, I might go through the trouble of just looking for a trainer that gives infinite cash rather than grind it out. I thought I had read a year or so ago that the higher difficulties dropped more/better mutagens, but I can't find any info that backs that up. I wish I could throw things quicker as well. Rather than money just get a mod that reduces all weight to 0 for crafting items
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May 7, 2015 23:34
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wjs5 posted:He must be really good with his hands or something then because all the people like his sexytime. They don't call them mutagens for nothing. 
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May 7, 2015 23:36
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Geralt is actually an extremely masculine woman.
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May 7, 2015 23:37
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wjs5 posted:He must be really good with his hands or something then because all the people like his sexytime. It's not how many polys you have, it's about how you mocap.
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May 7, 2015 23:38
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The Sharmat posted:I still don't really see why the sex in the second game was made such a big deal of anyway. Or the witch that you banged in front of Alvin.
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May 7, 2015 23:39
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Mr E posted:Or the witch that you banged in front of Alvin. The resultant trauma is undoubtedly why he got all murdery.
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May 7, 2015 23:41
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Mr E posted:Or the witch that you banged in front of Alvin. I was too afraid of her to bang Abigail. Still killed the mob instead of her though. Speaking of that:  Alvin had a hard life.
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May 7, 2015 23:43
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The Sharmat posted:I was too afraid of her to bang Abigail. Still killed the mob instead of her though. Speaking of that: that kid has bone disorder or at least weirdly curved legs. least he gets to watch.
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May 7, 2015 23:45
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I think that's catching his idle animation mid stride. He kind of hops and skips around.
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May 7, 2015 23:49
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Can't wait for the Triss and Yennefer playboy spread. Will it be included with GOG copies?
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May 7, 2015 23:55
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The Sharmat posted:I was too afraid of her to bang Abigail. Still killed the mob instead of her though. Speaking of that: I called that the half-assed dress because it only covers the bottom half of her rear end. I shook my head and laughed when I saw her turn around in that. Edit: And all I could think about was this. Jimbot fucked around with this message at 00:03 on May 8, 2015 |
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May 8, 2015 00:00
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When that one gossiper in Act 3 talked about Triss strutting around the place with her rear end hanging out I didn't take him literally, but he showed me. Later, I read the books and found out that this is actually more or less how sorceresses traditionally dress at parties. The Sharmat fucked around with this message at 00:07 on May 8, 2015 |
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May 8, 2015 00:05
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Eastern Europe is great.
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May 8, 2015 00:17
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The Sharmat posted:When that one gossiper in Act 3 talked about Triss strutting around the place with her rear end hanging out I didn't take him literally, but he showed me. It's somewhat conservative for their party outfits
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May 8, 2015 00:28
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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:I think the sex in this one is handled much much better than in the previous games. People will still get upset, because it's the internet, but it's no big. You're desperately emailing devs saying "uhh guys did we make sure geralt's tat carries over, because if not we got a big problem!" aren't you??
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May 8, 2015 00:32
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Dreylad posted:You're desperately emailing devs saying "uhh guys did we make sure geralt's tat carries over, because if not we got a big problem!" aren't you?? How do you even trigger that party? I've never seen it in three and a half playthroughs. Do you have to not give Iorveth a sword?
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May 8, 2015 00:38
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Any time after visiting Loredo, go to the building by the inn that has no indication there are any quest NPCs in it whatsoever. I missed it my first playthrough too, before finding out about it.
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May 8, 2015 00:42
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Comte de Saint-Germain posted:It's not how many polys you have, it's about how you mocap. 69 hours of it. It must be so awkward to do to. You're either sitting there with someone (hopefully of the opposite gender) with another ball-suit on while you both go through the motions, loving a blowup doll with a ball-suit on, or just plain air-humping with the ball-suit on. All while being watched and filmed and analyzed by a bunch of NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!!!!.
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May 8, 2015 00:49
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You've thought about this.
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May 8, 2015 00:59
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So TW3 is going to be the next game that Conan plays in his Clueless Gamer series tonight. I wonder if he's going to forget himself and perv over the ladies as much as he did over Lara Croft 
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May 8, 2015 01:04
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The Sharmat posted:You've thought about this. I have now thought about it too since reading his post and I want to be a motion capture sex actor.
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May 8, 2015 01:30
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Now I'm kinda curious as well.
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May 8, 2015 01:33
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megalodong posted:I have now thought about it too since reading his post and I want to be a motion capture sex actor. You won't get invited to all the crazy parties real sex actor's go to and the union is worse.
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May 8, 2015 01:35
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So it's like being a voice actor.
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May 8, 2015 01:36
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megalodong posted:I have now thought about it too since reading his post and I want to be a motion capture sex actor. You get a reasonable simulation of a person and a strap on and go to town. I hope you don't get turned on just thinking about sex or you'll get a nice boner in your skin tight motion capture suit.
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May 8, 2015 01:38
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What do the women mo cap sex actors do? Strap on still?
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May 8, 2015 01:47
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cheesetriangles posted:What do the women mo cap sex actors do? Strap on still? Why would they need a strap on? This isn't Witcher 3: The Anime.
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May 8, 2015 01:51
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Has anyone here played the Witcher Adventure Game? It's on sale on Steam, and if it's a half-decent board game with a bit of Witcher characterization/lore I might pick it up to keep me witchered until the 19th.
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May 8, 2015 01:53
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Drifter posted:Why would they need a strap on? This isn't Witcher 3: The Anime. It's not unheard of for a woman to do motion capture for a male character. Let your imagination run wild.
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May 8, 2015 02:01
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Anyone Xbone footage up anywhere? Probably gonna get this for my Boner instead of PS4 because all my friends have Xbones and we like to chat together when we play and talk about sidequests and stuff. But not if the PS4 version is leaps and bounds ahead of Xbone.
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May 8, 2015 02:02
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Jarmak posted:Is there anything particularly evil about the Empire? My wife's observation after playing through most of the game was "every ruler in the north is an rear end in a top hat and everyone might be better off if the not-Romans conquered everything" There is the whole slavery thing.
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May 8, 2015 02:02
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eXXon posted:There is the whole slavery thing. And outlaw of debauchery.
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May 8, 2015 02:04
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Avalanche posted:Anyone Xbone footage up anywhere? Well, it's more likely than not nothing, but the Xbone version has been up for preload for a while now, while the PS4 version isn't. Read far too much into that as you will.
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May 8, 2015 02:04
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eXXon posted:There is the whole slavery thing. Slavery, serfdom, whatever.
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May 8, 2015 02:05
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Yeah but if you are the ruling class it is great. Bring on the black ones.
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