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Centzon Totochtin posted:Ken M's style actually really reminds me of Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner AKA M R CRACKER and I miss his silly posts He still writes for the (there's a?!) frontpage afaik.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:Can you link me some of those, then? Cuz all I'm seeing in this thread so far pretty much follow the following setup: This one (probably my favorite) seems to be more a silly joke than just following that pattern 
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Not My Leg posted:Nero did not actually fiddle while Rome burned. Beep boop. Joke invalid. Maybe not, but Gonzo fiddled while George Burns.
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Mezzanine posted:It's funny because it takes skill (luck?) to find that sweet spot of stupidity where it's obvious that it's a parody for most people, but still believable enough for someone to take him seriously and call him out on it. On top of that, his comments are genuinely funny, to some at least. Ken M is a genius with those one liners but when he hooks another poster into his shenanigans that's when it gets amazing for me. Then he hits them with his last post and you just know the other posters smacked their forehead so hard realizing he's fake.
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Centzon Totochtin posted:Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner AKA M R CRACKER Things make a lot more sense now.
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Ken M. reminds me of Steve Brule. The best one is the Chef Boyardee one, but every one is funny.
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This was all the response that was needed, instead of a dozen replies trying to convince a dude who isn't going to change his mind anyway.
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Did Ken M. do that "those are doritos brand corn chips" thing with the giant lobsters in it?
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Firstborn posted:Did Ken M. do that "those are doritos brand corn chips" thing with the giant lobsters in it? Nah, it was a Tumblr thread with a bunch of different people piping in.  (For the record, those are Giant Isopods)
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YggiDee posted:Nah, it was a Tumblr thread with a bunch of different people piping in. ???
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YggiDee posted:Nah, it was a Tumblr thread with a bunch of different people piping in. Do they like doritos and can they live in your house
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Reign Of Pain posted:Do they like doritos and can they live in your house Maybe? It sounds like they'll eat more or less anything but they need a lot of calcium and stuff, and if you keep one you need an enclosure with like 90% humidity and probably a pool or something. Chard posted:??? I don't even know. 
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YggiDee posted:Maybe? It sounds like they'll eat more or less anything but they need a lot of calcium and stuff, and if you keep one you need an enclosure with like 90% humidity and probably a pool or something. Nah, that's obviously a skink. The whole area used to be a swamp.
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Chard posted:??? That was a great thread.
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Centzon Totochtin posted:Ken M's style actually really reminds me of Drew from Toothpaste for Dinner AKA M R CRACKER and I miss his silly posts Wait whoa. The guy who does Toothpaste for Dinner was M R CRACKER? Wow. Cracker was hilarious!
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Stop analysing Ken M and stop trying to explain to beep boops why it is funny.
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You ever notice how white people drive like beep, but Ken M drives like boop? Makes you think, about airplane peanuts.
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I don't even care if Ken is funny or not, this crap doesn't belong in this thread, because it's funny text and not funny pictures, or actually pictures of funny text which is even dumber, and the text isn't even that funny to begin with, so stop posting the same Ken bullshit again and again.
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Chard posted:??? It's 4AM where I am, and I just laughed at this post until I cried. Thank you, I knew looking at the funny picture thread before I went to sleep was a good idea.
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PaulBearer posted:I don't even care if Ken is funny or not, this crap doesn't belong in this thread, because it's funny text and not funny pictures, or actually pictures of funny text which is even dumber, and the text isn't even that funny to begin with, so stop posting the same Ken bullshit again and again. 
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Why do his children have snouts? Odd. 
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I thought asian women would be used to tiny penises.
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Medieval Medic posted:I thought asian women would be used to tiny penises. That's what you get for relying on personal anecdata.
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Breetai posted:That's what you get for relying on personal anecdata. 
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Breetai posted:That's what you get for relying on personal anecdata. Sorry but we can't have funny text in this thread, haven't you heard?
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Reign Of Pain posted:Do they like doritos and can they live in your house They're deep sea creatures so I dunno how long they can live in low pressure environments. Also the ones in that picture are already dead. RatHat has a new favorite as of 17:57 on May 7, 2015 |
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hemorrhage posted:If you folks like the Ken M stuff, you should look up the Lazlo Letters. It's sort of the same kind of thing, but from the 70's. Pretty funny stuff.
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RatHat posted:They're deep sea creatures so I dunno how long they can live in low pressure environments. Also the ones in that picture are already dead. Doritos?
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Medieval Medic posted:I thought asian women would be used to tiny penises. Most hot Asians I've met are size queens hth
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Frostwerks posted:Doritos? Yeah, if they're left outside of a high pressure area (ie: being chewed and digested) they get stale and die.
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Reign Of Pain posted:Do they like doritos and can they live in your house Yes they can, but only if your house is deep in the ocean.
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