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DeafNote posted:and it might happen more times! in a ditch, in a safe, under a pile of explosives, in an indian burial ground, located in the bermuda triangle, filled with brim of radioactive particles that haven't decayed, underneath an ancient mayan temple with a blood sacrifice underway all of which are taro yoko's closet
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Mikhail is basically what would happen if a giant golden retriever puppy suddenly grew scales, the ability to talk, and wings. Oh my god he's the best.
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May 7, 2015 23:50
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Black_Oni 165 posted:No? He survived the burning of his isolated hut (which killed the kids he was watching) because he ran into the forest to polish the shaft since he wanted to avoid doing anything to the kids. I think? Yes, this is what's been confirmed. He didn't touch any of the children he lived with.
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May 7, 2015 23:56
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Your kid made a great contribution with those drawings. Made the story even better.
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May 8, 2015 00:08
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That story and The Dark Kid doodles are peak
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GeneX posted:Mikhail is basically what would happen if a giant golden retriever puppy was abused, completely internalized it, and then suddenly grew scales, the ability to talk, and wings. FTFY
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May 8, 2015 00:34
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I get it. He's lovin' this poo poo.
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May 8, 2015 00:44
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That was nice. Of course, knowing Drakengard he probably set off some disaster. Mikhail ate the cow with the best milk or something. The bees were killer bees and destroyed a village. Wait, no, the sea serpent was some great protector thing and now the ocean will rise up and flood everything. Oh forget it, this series needs all the nice stories it can get.
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So I'm now going to have to guilt my son's older sister to draw the Michael Short Story doodles since he's thrown down the gauntlet, right? 
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You've given us so much. You're the best.
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The Dark Id posted:So I'm now going to have to guilt my son's older sister to draw the Michael Short Story doodles since he's thrown down the gauntlet, right?
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The Dark Id posted:So I'm now going to have to guilt my son's older sister to draw the Michael Short Story doodles since he's thrown down the gauntlet, right? Just tell her the terrible people who continually enable her father to continue making poor life decisions appreciate it.
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The Dark Id posted:So I'm now going to have to guilt my son's older sister to draw the Michael Short Story doodles since he's thrown down the gauntlet, right? Yes. Do it. The Internet demands it.
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May 8, 2015 02:25
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The Dark Id posted:So I'm now going to have to guilt my son's older sister to draw the Michael Short Story doodles since he's thrown down the gauntlet, right? yesss Thank you. 
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Be careful TDI, or years from now your going to find your kids buying capture cards, joining terrible forums, and recording their own lovely games and look back on this moment as the point where you started them down this dark path. "This yours?" no...I.. "Your mother said she found it on the let's play forum." dad... "Who taught you to play these lovely games and post about it to strangers? Who taught you how to do this stuff?" You alright! I learned it by watching you!
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May 8, 2015 02:52
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The Dark Id posted:Thanks to my dumbass kid for contributing to his old man's dumbass hobby.
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Paracelsus posted:How directly are you exposing your kids to Drakengard in order to produce these? This is a legitimate concern, TDI. Don't expose your kids to any of this... ever. Just let them be content knowing that fairies are mean, terrible things and they should never go try to play with them.
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Paracelsus posted:How directly are you exposing your kids to Drakengard in order to produce these? My wife got pretty pissed the one time our daughter wandered into my office and I was blaring: This while writing an update and it scared her. 
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May 8, 2015 04:45
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To be fair that would scare a lot of people.
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ultrafilter posted:To be fair that would scare a lot of people.
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The Dark Id posted:My wife got pretty pissed the one time our daughter wandered into my office and I was blaring: This while writing an update and it scared her. Augus posted:Fanfiction about talking doves on an internet forum I paid 10 bucks to post on
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The Dark Id posted:My wife got pretty pissed the one time our daughter wandered into my office and I was blaring: This while writing an update and it scared her. Ah, so the post-dentist novocaine Silver Lights mindfuck thing wasn't entirely unwarranted, then.
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YeOldeButchere posted:Ah, so the post-dentist novocaine Silver Lights mindfuck thing wasn't entirely unwarranted, then. Yeah I had that coming...
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Id, what compelled you to pick up Drakengard 1 in the first place? Was it word of mouth about how batshit it was, or did you just find it in a bargain bin? And what were your initial reactions to its escalating insanity (especially Ending E)?
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May 8, 2015 05:05
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As I remember he discovered that Resident Evil: Dead Aim was made by Cavia, and thought "wow, this is a special kind of bad."
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May 8, 2015 05:11
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The Dark Id posted:My wife got pretty pissed the one time our daughter wandered into my office and I was blaring: This while writing an update and it scared her. This track... this is actually good? I think? Should I be worried I think that?
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If the next Drakengard game looks like it's been done in crayon/colored pen, I think we all know who to blame.
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Beefstew posted:Id, what compelled you to pick up Drakengard 1 in the first place? Was it word of mouth about how batshit it was, or did you just find it in a bargain bin? And what were your initial reactions to its escalating insanity (especially Ending E)? And more importantly, did you know about any of that poo poo going in? Please say no. Please. The Dark Id posted:
Oh no. His kid knows who Zero is and what she looks like. 
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A jargogle posted:This track... this is actually good? I think? Should I be worried I think that? Drakengard 1 has one of the most inspired soundtracks of any video game in that it perfectly connotes the proper level of dread, because Drakengard is the closest video games have to a true gesamtkunstwerk. Here's the music from the first loving level: http://tindeck.com/listen/qrkk
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Chokes McGee posted:And more importantly, did you know about any of that poo poo going in? Please say no. Please.
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May 8, 2015 05:57
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There were a lot of bad things about Drakengard 1. The soundtrack was not one of them. 
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B-but it's so hard being white! Waaaaaagh!
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Chokes McGee posted:Oh no. His kid knows who Zero is and what she looks like.
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