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Great, now Norman Osborne sounds like H. Jon Benjamin in my head.
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When Norman Osborne of all people is calling you out on having hosed up hair/hair analogues...
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May 8, 2015 03:10
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I can actually see Clark Gregg saying that, so kudos to the writer. And I call bullshit on Fury never thinking that. bobkatt013 posted:He is currently in his Captain America title. And is a vampire. Seriously.
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May 8, 2015 03:43
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Rhyno posted:In this thread: We explain the most obvious and basic jokes ever. If you thought that one was funny, wait until you hear why his new AI buddy is named FRIDAY.
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May 8, 2015 03:52
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Gaz-L posted:And I call bullshit on Fury never thinking that.
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May 8, 2015 03:53
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TheJoker138 posted:If you thought that one was funny, wait until you hear why his new AI buddy is named FRIDAY. Because Gwyneth Paltrow wanted too much money for a V/O part?
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May 8, 2015 03:54
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LordHippoman posted:Best without context, I think, and since this is literally the first comic series I've ever read (Thanks, Marvel Unlimited promo codes), I didn't understand at all. Probably why I thought it was funny. There's a perfectly good explanation and its called read Secret Warriors.
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May 8, 2015 03:58
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muscles like this? posted:There's a perfectly good explanation and its called read Secret Warriors. Secret Warriors was good, but I don't know if I'd say the explanation for THAT change is... good, exactly. Even an all-star strikes out occasionally.
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May 8, 2015 03:59
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khy posted:Why would falling be somehow detrimental to spiderman? Can't he just web a building and turn a fall into a swing? Or make himself a web net? Did he somehow lose his web powers in that issue? If he's falling from well above skyscraper level (as appears to be the case here), then by the time he's fallen far enough to actually web onto something he'll be going so fast that the sudden stop could pull his arm from its socket. Or so I've heard. Or course that doesn't answer the question of why FalCap catching him by the ankle doesn't have a similar effect.
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May 8, 2015 04:17
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Ensign_Ricky posted:I can actually see Clark Gregg saying that, so kudos to the writer. It's also a bit of a reference to this classic Simpsons moment when 3D Homer asks people if they've ever seen the movie Tron: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jqfwvIACj8
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May 8, 2015 04:24
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LordHippoman posted:Best without context, I think, and since this is literally the first comic series I've ever read (Thanks, Marvel Unlimited promo codes), I didn't understand at all. Probably why I thought it was funny. Why'd you pick this as your first ever series?
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May 8, 2015 04:25
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Gaz-L posted:And I call bullshit on Fury never thinking that. Same with Iron Man 
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May 8, 2015 04:45
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Malachite_Dragon posted:When Norman Osborne of all people is calling you out on having hosed up hair/hair analogues... Hey, don't you talk poo poo about oz@amazinghair.net.
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May 8, 2015 07:21
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zoux posted:Why'd you pick this as your first ever series? Poor guy wanted to get in to comics and he's on Unlimited so he can't get really new stuff, and that was the era right after Dark Reign when everything was a (relatively) easy jumping in point. It makes sense if you're trying to get into Avengers. It's just unfortunate that that run of Avengers is just godawful. Anyway, Inhuman Special #1:  JEEEAAAN
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May 8, 2015 07:46
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He's even got the 90s bomber jacket. That's awesome.
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May 8, 2015 08:11
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I want that Captain America as a full sized art piece to hang on my wall.
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May 8, 2015 08:36
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TheJoker138 posted:If you thought that one was funny, wait until you hear why his new AI buddy is named FRIDAY. You mean his petty secretary AI from the comics? I was more disappointed that he rejected the AI clearly labelled JOCASTA.
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May 8, 2015 08:41
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Chaos Hippy posted:Or course that doesn't answer the question of why FalCap catching him by the ankle doesn't have a similar effect. Tactile telekinesis.
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May 8, 2015 11:04
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 Strong Female Protagonist p 112. 
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May 8, 2015 11:08
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May 8, 2015 11:32
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Wonder Twin powers include eating CDs
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May 8, 2015 13:19
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AnonSpore posted:Wonder Twin powers include eating CDs They can turn into my last car's stereo system?
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May 8, 2015 13:30
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Say Nothing posted:
Yup, issue 50, where they take every teen superhero and invade a whole country of supervillains.
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May 8, 2015 13:37
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Ensign_Ricky posted:You mean his petty secretary AI from the comics? 
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May 8, 2015 17:11
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Gaz-L posted:And I call bullshit on Fury never thinking that. Isn't that Nick Fury Jr.?
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May 8, 2015 17:18
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Yeah, I also got that reference.
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May 8, 2015 18:52
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smashpro1 posted:Isn't that Nick Fury Jr.? Shhhhh. There's never been another Nick Fury. It's always been Sam Jackson.
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May 8, 2015 19:34
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Waterhaul posted:Shhhhh. There's never been another Nick Fury. It's always been
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May 8, 2015 19:36
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smashpro1 posted:Isn't that Nick Fury Jr.? Not necessarily. The gimmick for this month's Squirrel Girl is SG's roomie is trapped in the Statue of Liberty with a bunch of random civilians while SG and the Avengers fight laser-dinosaurs, and Nancy (the roommate) is trying to hype her fellow trapped normals for her best pal rescuing them. Except they all have completely weird ideas of what Squirrel Girl's like, so we get a bunch of short stories about what they've heard/seen/made up. That one is a kid's interpretation of SG as a super-intelligent heroine from the future who protects the timestream... and also commands squirrels because aliens gave her powers.
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May 8, 2015 21:45
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Gaz-L posted:That one is a kid's interpretation of SG as a super-intelligent heroine from the future who protects the timestream... and also commands squirrels because aliens gave her powers. So what you're saying is that he's got SG figured out.
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May 9, 2015 00:01
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There's also the one guy who gets her mixed up with Spider-Man and retells the Clone Saga with Squirrel Girl and The American Red Squirrel.
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May 9, 2015 00:03
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Chaos Hippy posted:If he's falling from well above skyscraper level (as appears to be the case here), then by the time he's fallen far enough to actually web onto something he'll be going so fast that the sudden stop could pull his arm from its socket. Or so I've heard. Ever since Gwen Stacey, Spidey wears a neck brace for exactly that reason.
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May 9, 2015 00:08
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Gaz-L posted:There's also the one guy who gets her mixed up with Spider-Man and retells the Clone Saga with Squirrel Girl and The American Red Squirrel. To be fair, their theme songs are extremely similar.
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May 9, 2015 00:48
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Spider-Man would have died for the sake of being able to make the joke, or just hit the ground and gone ow since he can get hit by the Hulk and not turn to paste.
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May 9, 2015 00:49
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It would hurt though, and being Captain America means not letting your 'buddies' get unnecessarily hurt.
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May 9, 2015 00:51
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goatface posted:It would hurt though, and being Captain America means not letting your 'buddies' get unnecessarily hurt. Awww, Bucky.
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May 9, 2015 07:08
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kizudarake posted:Awww, Bucky. Awww Roscoe
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May 9, 2015 07:17
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Cheshire Puss posted:More recently immersion was shattered when Tony beat the Hulk in a fistfight somehow. To be fair, it was a glorified sucker punch. It's not the punches you see coming that knock you out, it's the ones that you don't, goes basic fistfighting rules.
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May 9, 2015 10:06
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Yvonmukluk posted:To be fair, their theme songs are extremely similar. Squirrel Girl, I don't deserve you I don't get the references you refer to
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LordHippoman posted:Best without context, I think, and since this is literally the first comic series I've ever read (Thanks, Marvel Unlimited promo codes), I didn't understand at all. Probably why I thought it was funny. I never did buy the concept that Norman Osborn somehow becoming in charge of the upper echelons of government but I thought the premise was hilarious because he was so cartoonishly evil and the fact that everyone he interacted with basically knew he was lunatic who could kill them all.
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