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Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic
A cat found a pot to lay in?

It's a cat, they do that.

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Modern Day Hercules
Apr 26, 2008

FadedReality posted:

What's the story on this one?

Cat plant

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

FadedReality posted:

What's the story on this one?

Cats' bones disappear when they relax.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

HBomb posted:

Cats' bones disappear when they relax.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

My kitty used to do that too :unsmith:

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

From the GIF thread:

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Medical diagnosis: is a cat, fluid skeletal system operating normally.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

FadedReality posted:

What's the story on this one?

Someone's let their Typha get overgrown and badly needs trimming back.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
I wish I had a cat. Instead I just have millipedes and wasps.

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!

FadedReality posted:

I wish I had a cat. Instead I just have millipedes and wasps.

Well now you know to read the packet before you plant the seeds.

Drink and Fight
Feb 2, 2003

FadedReality posted:

I wish I had a cat. Instead I just have millipedes and wasps.

If you had a cat you would have fewer millipedes and wasps.

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

FadedReality posted:

I wish I had a cat. Instead I just have millipedes and wasps.

That's just your cat assembly kit.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

FadedReality posted:

I wish I had a cat. Instead I just have millipedes and wasps.

They actually make excellent weapons if you know how to use them correctly.

FadedReality
Sep 5, 2007

Okurrrr?
All these funny text replies are worth approximately one Ken M



e: the exchange rate is such because of the picture container for the text, natch

FadedReality has a new favorite as of 06:54 on May 8, 2015

Crazy Ferret
May 11, 2007

Welp
Since this got posted in the Cute Thread and I decided to cross post...

Here's my Mom's semi-retired outdoor cat Keke waiting to come inside. My brother named him cause he likes Starcraft. He is a giant, super muscular outdoor cat who just decided to stop roaming one day and now just hangs out side our house till she comes home and lets him in. He has the tiniest, wimpest meow you ever heard from a giant cat and is super chill.



He also has become best buddies with my mom's tiny little blackcat.



Cats in pots

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Crazy Ferret posted:

Cats in pots

Pot cats?
:catdrugs:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

420 pet cats every day.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:

420 pet cats every day.

no one should need drugs to enjoy petting cats

the poor little buggers would get smoke in their eyes!

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Sappo569 posted:

no one should need drugs to enjoy petting cats

the poor little buggers would get smoke in their eyes!

No, you misunderstand. You're supposed to pet each of your cats 420 times each day.

Otherwise they might grow aloof and haughty.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Í was just saying that instead of calibrating Hitler's birthday by smoking weed you should pet cats instead because Hitler was a dog person* and wouldn't like that.

*that is to say that he preferred dogs to cats, not that he was a Gnoll or something.

Hydrolith
Oct 30, 2009

FreudianSlippers posted:

Í was just saying that instead of calibrating Hitler's birthday by smoking weed you should pet cats instead because Hitler was a dog person* and wouldn't like that.

*that is to say that he preferred dogs to cats, not that he was a Gnoll or something.

Petting cats can wait. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!
Having a cat makes me feel like a grandmother: Subjugated yet honoured.

Also get your cats blazed on catnip, nerds.

Backweb
Feb 14, 2009

Dirt can be a nice and cool place for a cat looking to relax on a hot day. They'll lay in anything if it means beating the heat: dirt, bathroom sinks, pots, boxes. Dirt is also an effective flea relief.

Cats also apparently never need chiropractors.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

Backweb posted:

Cats also apparently never need chiropractors.

Well, neither does anyone else.

The Sezza
Feb 18, 2007

WarpedNaba posted:

Also get your cats blazed on catnip, nerds.

That's actually a genetic thing. I've heard 50-70% of cats have the required gene for that reaction to catnip, but for the rest who don't, it doesn't do anything. I've never had a cat who gave a poo poo about it, no matter how fresh or high quality it was.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



To the rest it tastes like soap

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

coleman francis
Aug 8, 2007

Tap tap
The ketchup bottle
None will come
Then axolotl
Hair Elf

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Someone's let their Typha get overgrown and badly needs trimming back.

As someone in the plant industry I appreciate this joke.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

FreudianSlippers posted:

Í was just saying that instead of calibrating Hitler's birthday by smoking weed you should pet cats instead because Hitler was a dog person* and wouldn't like that.

*that is to say that he preferred dogs to cats, not that he was a Gnoll or something.

That's okay, that meaning works too.

File Photo:

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Sappo569 posted:

no one should need drugs to enjoy petting cats

the poor little buggers would get smoke in their eyes!

A former friend of mine got his notoriously evil family cat stoned once by sticking it in a wicker hamper and blowing weed smoke in...cattitude did a 180 and it was the most chill cat afterward and wanted to snuggle everyone

I don't condone this at all but wanted to share a catte drugge story that turned out positive

Hydrolith posted:

Petting cats can wait. I'm in the middle of some calibrations.

Have you figured out the calibration for disabling the four pointed belly trap of doom? This is important

RC and Moon Pie
May 5, 2011


Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


Ozz81 posted:

Have you figured out the calibration for disabling the four pointed belly trap of doom? This is important

Five. You forgot the teeth that dig into your hand while the claws hold you down.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

cat of tartary

twosideddice
Jan 7, 2009

Picnic Princess posted:

That was a great thread.

Was that the thread where some goon found that in his garage and it bit him?

iraqniphobia
Aug 21, 2003

No more cats in pots this is now the dogs in pots thread

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

iraqniphobia posted:

No more cats in pots this is now the dogs in pots thread



Live action Oliver and Friends coming together nicely.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

iraqniphobia posted:

No more cats in pots this is now the dogs in pots thread



Dogwoods aren't really pot plants though and they're gonna outgrow those pretty fast.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009



:catstare:

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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


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