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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.

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HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

beato
Nov 26, 2004

CHILLL OUT, DICK WAD.

This isn't the depressing pictures thread.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Is his wife a hologram, or is she dematerializing right during the picture session?

HBomb
Sep 26, 2004

All aboard.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Is his wife a hologram, or is she dematerializing right during the picture session?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Is his wife a hologram, or is she dematerializing right during the picture session?

She's a TARDIS.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Paladinus posted:

She's a TARDIS.

Much bigger on the inside.

Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!

iraqniphobia posted:

No more cats in pots this is now the dogs in pots thread

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


I like her white and gold dress.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

As an archaeologist, I wholeheartedly approve of this.

kinmik
Jul 17, 2011

Dog, what are you doing? Get away from there.
You don't even have thumbs.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Oh wow he is sprouting a foam fedora

Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?

WHARRRGARBL

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe

Snapchat A Titty posted:

Oh wow he is sprouting a foam fedora

I believe the actual term is foamdora.

:tipshat: m'lather :tipshat:

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Did he have to gently caress a pig?

TheDon01
Mar 8, 2009



What are those? Plants? I hope they're plants.

RolandTower
Nov 19, 2003

Guns n' Roses n' Deus Ex Machina
Bleak Gremlin
Looks like milkweed pods? I'm not sure why it's funny.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

RolandTower posted:

Looks like milkweed pods? I'm not sure why it's funny.

They look like hummingbirds ?

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

iraqniphobia posted:

No more cats in pots this is now the dogs in pots thread



VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

There's a joke here.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!




Pots! Not boots!

Bibliotechno Music
Dec 30, 2008

porktree posted:

Hell yes, Don Novella (Father Sarducci) did this so well, I think I still have a copy of T"he Lazlo Letters" somewhere. Even calling himself Lazlo Toth is a pretty deep cut.

I know this is a couple pages back, but holy poo poo! The Laszlo Letters was one of the designated bathroom books when I was a kid, along with Jack Handey's Deep Thoughts. It always warms my heart when comedians can keep a gag going for decades, thanks for posting this!


(yeah yeah I know :goonsay: I was just really excited)

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Gaunab posted:

Did he have to gently caress a pig?

She has to from time to time, I imagine.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:


Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"


VendaGoat posted:

There's a joke here.

That's not what I meant when I said I wanted to boot the neighbour's yappy little dog.

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007


This foam is deliciously absurd, just as I was beginning to lose interest! Jambi, the chocolate icing!

CobiWann
Oct 21, 2009

Have fun!

VendaGoat posted:

There's a joke here.

A Trunk Full of Pomeranians is the best band name ever?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Come back in 6 hours. Which one is happy to see you?

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

In this moment, I am euphoamic. Not because of any foamy god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own Moët & Chandon.

minato
Jun 7, 2004

cutty cain't hang, say 7-up.
Taco Defender

So THAT'S what they're looking at:

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Gaunab posted:

Did he have to gently caress a pig?

I get this reference.

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

MisterBibs posted:

I believe the actual term is foamdora.

:tipshat: m'lather :tipshat:

GOD loving drat IT

oldmandon
Feb 10, 2004

OMG! It's OMD!
I found a neckbearded, fedora-wearing Redditor's car.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

He looks like the Invisible Man.

GAINING WEIGHT...
Mar 26, 2007

See? Science proves the JewsMuslims are inferior and must be purged! I'm not a racist, honest!

oldmandon posted:

I found a neckbearded, fedora-wearing Redditor's car.



the apostrophe replaces an "A"

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


GAINING WEIGHT... posted:

the apostrophe replaces an "A"

I don't know if I would want to buy a car from Malady Nissan. Makes me think my car will break down immediately.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Len posted:

I don't know if I would want to buy a car from Malady Nissan. Makes me think my car will break down immediately.

You don't say!

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

wayfinder posted:

You don't say!
No, see, malady means an illness. An illness, like being sick. If a car got sick, it would break. Got it? Get it? Got it?

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