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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

shyduck posted:

Nope not certified! Works for me

nothing will ever come of it and if they try to get stupid just be like sorry i never got any notice :downs:

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USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
I never got any correspondence my entire IRR time vOv

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

USMC503 posted:

I never got any correspondence my entire IRR time vOv

same, smepre fie :patriot:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

nothing will ever come of it and if they try to get stupid just be like sorry i never got any notice :downs:

Technically since it's your responsibility to keep your contact information updated this won't work but nobody will actually bust you unless they do some absolutely insane poo poo like the Iraq war recalls.

But anyway, I think that if you're outside 150 miles you can just phone muster.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Stultus Maximus posted:

Technically since it's your responsibility to keep your contact information updated this won't work but nobody will actually bust you unless they do some absolutely insane poo poo like the Iraq war recalls.

But anyway, I think that if you're outside 150 miles you can just phone muster.

"sorry ssgt, i think it might have got thrown out in the piles of junk mail i receive"

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
Since I was force-shaped out I wasn't even on IRR :toot:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
The AF gave me a bucket load of cash for 3 years IRR. Two down, one to go.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

holocaust bloopers posted:

The AF gave me a bucket load of cash for 3 years IRR. Two down, one to go.

As long as you're clear by January 2017 when President Bush invades Iran as his first act in office you should be fine.

That dumb gently caress has Dubya on his foreign policy team :wtc:

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

As long as you're clear by January 2017 when President Bush invades Iran as his first act in office you should be fine.

That dumb gently caress has Dubya on his foreign policy team :wtc:

He has loving Wolfowitz on his team.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Last day of IRR is May 31st, 2016.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Nobody ever calls me up for muster. I guess that's a good thing, but I wouldn't mind collecting a few bucks to chill for a few hours. :(

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.
If I live that long, I'll totes be getting in on those sweet sweet contractor bucks.

USMC503 fucked around with this message at 22:38 on May 8, 2015

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

shyduck posted:

Nope not certified! Works for me

I went to an IRR muster for curiosity. They took us all to the DFAC where they played gay patriotic Toby Keith videos or whatever and then some O-6 came in and pleaded for us to join the reserves.


Not missing much, brosef.



holocaust bloopers posted:

Last day of IRR is May 31st, 2016.

Hate you :saddowns:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
Baby don't be like that.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

holocaust bloopers posted:

Baby don't be like that.

Apparently if I get passed over twice for my IRR Major board (lol seriously wtf) I am officially out.


At least my IRR card says INDEF so I can still get in and get booze :getin:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
IRR Major is the silliest title ever.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

As long as you're clear by January 2017 when President Bush invades Iran as his first act in office you should be fine.

That dumb gently caress has Dubya on his foreign policy team :wtc:

time to post this again

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

I am voting for bernie sanders, not because he is the president we need but because he is the president we deserve.

krispykremessuck
Jul 22, 2005

unlike most veterans and SA members $10 is not a meaningful expenditure for me

I'm gonna have me a swag Bar-B-Q

ElMaligno posted:

I am voting for bernie sanders, not because he is the president we need but because he is the president we deserve.

He's going to get primaried out and end up running as an independent (if he doesn't drop out there) in which case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

krispykremessuck posted:

He's going to get primaried out and end up running as an independent (if he doesn't drop out there) in which case:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAT_BuJAI70

:saddowns:

Fister Ardennes
Apr 25, 2008

War is not the answer but it sure is fun

Mike-o posted:

We all wish we were war robots. With nuclear tipped robo dicks. We shall bring the end of the earth by loving.
Nuclear gangbang

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
Vote for the one that will increase the IRS budget. Freedom roads ain't free.


Oh, and we collect the money for your paychecks.

e: feel this needs a repost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn_Zln_4pA8

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


Awesome, thanks !

N4i, a favor please?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

lol if you dont vote for biden simply out of spite for everything in this dumb gay earth

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Awesome, thanks !

N4i, a favor please?
Hey, someone paid good money to spite you.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Awesome, thanks !

N4i, a favor please?

Enjoy

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Think they would have had a bit more creativity

Oh well I'm keeping the belief that someone got offended



- edit well then

Nostalgia4Dogges fucked around with this message at 00:04 on May 9, 2015

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat
I like how after N4I posts in the Marriage Equality thread all the posters jump on the "If gay sex causes natural disasters then let's gently caress this gay earth to oblivion."

Otteration posted:

Oh goodness gracious where and when are the orgies to bring forth the locusts?

Let us end this good green Earth in a locusty pile of orgasmic mush.

And end all the nut jobs therein, while we're at it, at least.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

KirbyKhan posted:

I like how

same

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

this is the best thing

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


So uh...not seeing any mushroom clouds on the horizon. Are you in the doghouse or something?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
he's out of town for work

but he's back on sunday and has been gone for two weeks so look for the nukes then

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

he's out of town for work

but he's back on sunday and has been gone for two weeks so look for the nukes then

ew

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

KirbyKhan posted:

I like how after N4I posts in the Marriage Equality thread all the posters jump on the "If gay sex causes natural disasters then let's gently caress this gay earth to oblivion."

https://vimeo.com/44050826


Couldn't get it to skip to a specific time on vimeo, but skip to 2:27.

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

this is the best thing

I've got a pit in my back yard for a garage and now I want to do something like this.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


:getin:

Anita Dickinme
Jan 24, 2013


Grimey Drawer
So realtalk: when did we start allowing Australians things such as money? :confused:

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beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Check your privilege you white cismale poo poo lord

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz


:snoop: scored 175

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