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quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

gently caress off reign of pain
https://youtu.be/cDIGzzeQjaE

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Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Caddyshack is on VH1,

Only registered members can see post attachments!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

reign of pain thanks for the advance credit on my healthcare

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Rad Lieutenant posted:

Check your privilege you white cismale poo poo lord

http://www.checkmyprivilege.com/quiz


:snoop: scored 175

quote:

You may qualify for membership at ThePatriarchy
:getin:

Smoke Crack
Apr 6, 2009

Oh, sure, sure. I know you. You're gonna keep on saying I'm suave and sophisticated, and then when I start to believe it, then you're gonna say how pointy head I have, and how floppy arms I have, and how dull I am, I know you.
Not dead.

Sorry rrail if you're reading this.

Kiryen
Feb 25, 2015


would

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.


elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iP2njx-0mY0

Untagged
Mar 29, 2004

Hey, does your planet have wiper fluid yet or you gonna freak out and start worshiping us?

Says I'm a SHITLORD. Well duh.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

world ends on sunday

start picking your armageddon playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2tj0XtDs4

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

world ends on sunday

start picking your armageddon playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2tj0XtDs4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTiWHnhMQzU

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

i now know what i should do with my backyard

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Getting drunk and watching spring breakers again

Not the worst way to cap a work week probably

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

world ends on sunday

start picking your armageddon playlists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D2tj0XtDs4

thats a real mean thing to say about mothers day ab

call your mother she misses you

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

thats a real mean thing to say about mothers day ab

call your mother she misses you

go home kkk you're drunk

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

Kawasaki Nun posted:

The nightbbefore I had a polygraph I read up about how they're about as accurate as flipping a coin. Didn't instill much confidence in the process when after I had finished the important questions I was informed I would be answering a series of "integrity" questions to measure my moral character

NCIS thought they has me shook

Lol.
I've taken and passed a few polys over the past decade. Last place I worked poly'd me twice before hiring.
Took a poly few months ago for a position with CBP. Polygrapher sketched me out big time. He had long fingernails and seem to make a point of lightly scraping them on my arms while applying the polygraph poo poo.
I passed, after 6 hours, but he wanted me to come back as he "saw deception in the morality section"...
I said gently caress that and withdrew my app.

I ain't gone time fo' that!

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
gip q of the week:

Should i gently caress a stripper?

e: just found out she has 5 kids fuckin lol

elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 07:11 on May 9, 2015

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

elite_garbage_man posted:

gip q of the week:

Should i gently caress a stripper?

Yes, but pay her no more than the standard rate for hookers in your area.

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

KirbyKhan posted:

Yes, but pay her no more than the standard rate for hookers in your area.

gently caress that she is gonna pay me I'm choice cut grade A beef.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dingleberry posted:

gently caress that she is gonna pay me I'm choice cut grade A beef.

If ya are such a high quality beef them why the gently caress are you in a stripclub and why are you asking advice on how to gently caress on sa.com?

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

ElMaligno posted:

If ya are such a high quality beef them why the gently caress are you on sa.com?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

elite_garbage_man posted:

gip q of the week:

Should i gently caress a stripper?

e: just found out she has 5 kids fuckin lol

you know what must be done

anal

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

ElMaligno posted:

If ya are such a high quality beef them why the gently caress are you in a stripclub and why are you asking advice on how to gently caress on sa.com?

gently caress that she's gonna pay me I'm two for one Steak-umms!

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
she wants to bring her friend who weighs almost as much as me (230)

lol gently caress no
not worth it

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you
is this the drunk thread because being drunk is awesome and 2x if ur drunk and with a dd214



realtalk

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

elite_garbage_man posted:

she wants to bring her friend who weighs almost as much as me (230)

lol gently caress no
not worth it

How tall is the 230lb'r?
If she's over 6' 8" might be cool...

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Helldump Immunity. posted:

2x if ur drunk and with a dd214

this is me

Dingleberry posted:

How tall is the 230lb'r?
If she's over 6' 8" might be cool...

5'7"

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

lmao barfville

Dingleberry
Aug 21, 2011

elite_garbage_man posted:

this is me


5'7"

Is she from a planet with a hostile environment and high gravity? I.e. A dense but shapely alien Princess?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

top gear's dudes are all gone

letterman is retiring

espn is getting rid of the one dude I actually enjoyed listening to (Bill Simmons)

jon stewart is leaving the daily show

man everything is ending and it blows

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


is she a belly dancer

idk why fat girls want to be belly dancers thats like the one thing i dont want to see undulating COME ON

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

is she a belly dancer

idk why fat girls want to be belly dancers thats like the one thing i dont want to see undulating COME ON

gonna need a top 10 list of things you want to see undulating

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

OZYMANDICKASS posted:

gonna need a top 10 list of things you want to see undulating


-nude boob (left)
-nude boob (right)
-jell-o (lemon-lime or cherry)
-nude boobs (both)
-boobs in a tank top (both)
-boobs in a bikini top (both)
-boobs in a sports bra (both)
-katy perry boobs (both)
-kate upton boobs (both)
- ocean waves (Atlantic only)

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

is she a belly dancer

idk why fat girls want to be belly dancers thats like the one thing i dont want to see undulating COME ON

naw, they're both strippers home boy. I just signed up on this dating site tonight, and this was the first loving message I got.

the internet is full of wonders, my friends

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

-nude boob (left)
-nude boob (right)
-jell-o (lemon-lime or cherry)
-nude boobs (both)
-boobs in a tank top (both)
-boobs in a bikini top (both)
-boobs in a sports bra (both)
-katy perry boobs (both)
-kate upton boobs (both)
- ocean waves (Atlantic only)

perry tits should be on the top

USMC503
Jan 15, 2012

For satisfactory performance while under the effects of hostile enemy alcohol.

elite_garbage_man posted:

naw, they're both strippers home boy.

That's somehow worse.

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

As long as you don't wear a condom you should be fine. If you never wear a condom, you build an immunity to all STDs over time.

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

-nude boob (left)
-nude boob (right)
-jell-o (lemon-lime or cherry)
-nude boobs (both)
-boobs in a tank top (both)
-boobs in a bikini top (both)
-boobs in a sports bra (both)
-katy perry boobs (both)
-kate upton boobs (both)
- ocean waves (Atlantic only)

I respect you for doing this. Thank you.

Here is your reward:



(yall gay)


edit: sorry, here's some katy perry lady bits

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

elite_garbage_man posted:

naw, they're both strippers home boy. I just signed up on this dating site tonight, and this was the first loving message I got.

the internet is full of wonders, my friends

Yes hello, I see you accept internet stripper on dating site. I have investment opportunity for discerning person such as yourself with funds recently released by national bank of Nigeria.

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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

Dead Reckoning posted:

Yes hello, I see you accept internet stripper on dating site. I have investment opportunity for discerning person such as yourself with funds recently released by national bank of Nigeria.

I would like to know more

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