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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Ok, let's make this sporting, Nate. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter E, you can keep your job. I'm a good post... guy?
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Do over Ham posted:After The War died on the way back to his home planet. Oooooh, why does my death keep coming back to haunt me?!
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May 9, 2015 00:26
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Do Over Ham, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick! Meet me in the conservatory, chop-chop! Don't worry... Everything's gonna be all right...
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May 9, 2015 00:48
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IMJack posted:Do Over Ham, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick! Meet me in the conservatory, chop-chop! Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue. Uh-oh, I'm late for the Short Line Railroad.
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May 9, 2015 02:21
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue. Uh-oh, I'm late for the Short Line Railroad. Aw, the zoning disk is warped. 
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May 9, 2015 02:23
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Aw, the zoning disk is warped. Now I remember why I put this down here in the first place! 
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May 9, 2015 02:52
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PT6A posted:I'm a good post... guy? Oooh, he post read good!
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May 9, 2015 03:34
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IMJack posted:Do Over Ham, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick! Meet me in the conservatory, chop-chop! ¡Ay, caramba!
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May 9, 2015 06:37
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IMJack posted:Do Over Ham, I need to get your fingerprints on a candlestick! Meet me in the conservatory, chop-chop! You k..k..killed me, IMJack! 
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May 9, 2015 15:55
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue. Uh-oh, I'm late for the Short Line Railroad. The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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May 9, 2015 16:10
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jscolon2.0 posted:The waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos. Jumanji!
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May 9, 2015 17:03
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After The War posted:You k..k..killed me, IMJack! A g-g-g-G-G-GIRL! 
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May 9, 2015 17:06
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Neddy Seagoon posted:A g-g-g-G-G-GIRL! Please, Neddy, I've seen your stupid Shemp.  Yeah, I've seen your Curly too.
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May 9, 2015 18:36
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After The War posted:You k..k..killed me, IMJack! Revenge? Of course! But why wound your body with bullets when I could set your soul afire with a slanderous mambo? Listen, if you will, to my revenge. Uno, dos, tres! Wounds won't last long, but an insulting song War will always carry with him So I settle my score on the salsa floor With this vengeful Latin rhythm! Waaaar!!! Con el corazon de perro After the Waaaar!!! El diablo con dinero It may not surprise you, but all of us despise you Please diiiie and fry In heeell you rotten Rich old wretch Adios viejo!
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May 9, 2015 19:27
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IMJack posted:Revenge? Of course! But why wound your body with bullets when I could set your soul afire with a slanderous mambo? Listen, if you will, to my revenge. Well, I have a song, too! Don't make up your mind until you hear both songs!Morals and ethics and carnal forbearance...
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May 9, 2015 21:22
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Well, what do you expect? These yokels are pure Baltic Avenue. Uh-oh, I'm late for the Short Line Railroad. You would say that, you have the brain pan of a stagecoach tilter!
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May 9, 2015 22:40
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JohnnyCanuck posted:It's gone, Root Bear. I know. 
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May 9, 2015 22:49
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After The War posted:
I've heard enough, burn him!
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:Please, Neddy, I've seen your stupid Shemp. Moe is their leader. 
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May 10, 2015 05:04
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Do over Ham posted:Moe is their leader. It is unfeasible to resurrect the dead, Do over Ham. And even if the Three Stooges were alive, I doubt they'd want to hang around with you.
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May 10, 2015 14:29
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:It is unfeasible to resurrect the dead, Do over Ham. And even if the Three Stooges were alive, I doubt they'd want to hang around with you. Is this the end of zombie Shakespeare?
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May 10, 2015 14:43
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:It is unfeasible to resurrect the dead, Do over Ham. And even if the Three Stooges were alive, I doubt they'd want to hang around with you. Boardroom Jimmy, we did something very bad!
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May 10, 2015 18:02
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Dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed thread dead?
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May 10, 2015 18:20
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed thread dead? The dead have risen... and they're voting Republican! 
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May 10, 2015 18:24
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TMMadman posted:Boardroom Jimmy, we did something very bad! Did you wreck the car?
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May 10, 2015 18:28
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Dang blast it! Isn't anybody in this dad-gummed thread dead? I didn't want to cause a fuss, but now that you mention it...
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Root Bear posted:Did you wreck the car? Okay, Root Bear, here are your messages: "You have thirty minutes to move your car." "You have ten minutes to move your car." "Your car has been impounded." "Your car has been crushed into a cube." "You have thirty minutes to move your cube."
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May 10, 2015 19:24
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Class3KillStorm posted:Okay, Root Bear, here are your messages: And though Root Beer was stuck with the impound fee, he could eaassssily afford it.
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May 10, 2015 19:40
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CharlieFoxtrot posted:The dead have risen... and they're voting Republican! Can't we have one page of posts that doesn't end with us digging up a corpse?
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May 10, 2015 19:57
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TMMadman posted:Boardroom Jimmy, we did something very bad! Unfortunately, TMMadman, your little escapade could not have come at a worse time. Americo-Australian relations are at an all time low. As I'm sure you remember, in the late 1980s, the US experienced a short-lived infatuation with Australian culture. For some bizarre reason, the Aussies thought this would be a permanent thing. Of course, it wasn't. Anyway, the Down Under fad fizzled and the diplomatic climate turned absolutely frosty.  Oops, let's pretend we didn't see this.
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May 10, 2015 20:01
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:
Mr. Jimmy, I think we can trust the President of Cuba.
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May 10, 2015 20:04
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Class3KillStorm posted:Okay, Root Bear, here are your messages: Thank you for calling the Parking Violations Bureau. To plead 'not guilty,' press one now. Thank you. Your plea has been - - Rejected. You will be assessed the full fine plus a small - Large - lateness penalty. Please wait by your vehicle between 9:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m for parking officer Steve - - Grabowski.
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May 10, 2015 20:14
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TMMadman posted:Thank you for calling the Parking Violations Bureau. To plead 'not guilty,' press one now. Is this about my cube?
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May 10, 2015 20:31
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TMMadman posted:Thank you for calling the Parking Violations Bureau. To plead 'not guilty,' press one now. Official TV IV Parking:  per axle!
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Unfortunately, TMMadman, your little escapade could not have come at a worse time. Americo-Australian relations are at an all time low. As I'm sure you remember, in the late 1980s, the US experienced a short-lived infatuation with Australian culture. For some bizarre reason, the Aussies thought this would be a permanent thing. Of course, it wasn't. Anyway, the Down Under fad fizzled and the diplomatic climate turned absolutely frosty. 
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May 11, 2015 00:57
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Everything Counts posted:Mr. Jimmy, I think we can trust the President of Cuba. Hello, is this President Clinton? Good. I figured if anyone knows how to get Tang, it'd be you. Shut up!
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May 11, 2015 01:40
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Shut up! Make me 
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May 11, 2015 01:41
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Jerusalem posted:Make me I don't make trash, I burn it.
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May 11, 2015 01:45
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TMMadman posted:I don't make trash, I burn it. I guess that makes you a garbage man!
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Tatum Girlparts posted:I guess that makes you a garbage man! I know you are, but what am I?
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