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Calling that nachos is being very generous.
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Antifreeze Head posted:I don't really get why you would make them at home, but they are a staple of what's served at the canteen at small-town community gatherings where I come from. It's all the same ingredients and you don't have the added trash/expense of a plate. I don't really see a downside. The walking taco is a pretty popular street food in actual Mexico but they have a different name for it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tostilocos I've always been more of a fan of the "frito boat" kind that is more like a Frito pie and is chili/onions/cheese/etc in a bag of Fritos. My Uncle used to eat at a place near his work that made the Dorilocos variant with flamin' hot cheetos which I imagine is just straight up murder on your butthole. El Estrago Bonito has a new favorite as of 21:27 on May 9, 2015 |
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May 9, 2015 21:25
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Dude, it's not a side! It's a topping! It says 'sauce' right in the name!
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May 9, 2015 21:33
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would. but I've been eating smoked oysters on Ritz since I was an ugly young child. tortillas could work. e: especially with the Frank's there.
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May 9, 2015 21:54
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Why does something as delicious sounding as "smoked oysters" look so horrifying? It's like someone poo poo in a tin and let it ferment for a month.
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May 9, 2015 22:06
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They don't taste much better, honestly. I'm a bit spoiled in that I could go downtown and get buck-a-shuck fresh oysters each day, but I like all seafood and I don't much like smoked oysters.
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May 9, 2015 22:11
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Rah! posted:Why does something as delicious sounding as "smoked oysters" look so horrifying? It's like someone poo poo in a tin and let it ferment for a month. They are one of the most disappointing canned/tinned foods ever. They basically taste like artificial smoke flavored fish scented paste nodules.
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May 9, 2015 22:57
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13Pandora13 posted:They are one of the most disappointing canned/tinned foods ever. They basically taste like artificial smoke flavored fish scented paste nodules. Although they are pretty amazing in my stepmother's stuffing.
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May 9, 2015 22:59
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I live near a little fishery who smoke their own fresh oysters and the idea that something that's in any way related being disappointing bums me the hell out, because they're so loving good done properly.
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May 9, 2015 23:21
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Rah! posted:Why does something as delicious sounding as "smoked oysters" look so horrifying? It's like someone poo poo in a tin and let it ferment for a month. They're basically sardines that don't stink up your house, if you like one you'll like the other but they don't resemble regular fresh oysters that much.
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May 9, 2015 23:23
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Hijo Del Helmsley posted:I live near a little fishery who smoke their own fresh oysters and the idea that something that's in any way related being disappointing bums me the hell out, because they're so loving good done properly.
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May 10, 2015 01:00
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I've had lots of fresh shellfish, but never smoked, and now I'm sad about that. I've also had live/raw clams a couple hours after catching them, and it was surprisingly good. We just kept them in a bucket of water, and ate them out of there while getting drunk and watching a thunderstorm.  LORD OF BUTT posted:They're basically sardines that don't stink up your house, if you like one you'll like the other but they don't resemble regular fresh oysters that much. Well I'm ok with all kinds of canned fish, so I guess I might as well try canned oysters sometime. Anti-Food porn thread: I'm gonna eat it
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May 10, 2015 01:21
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Desperado Bones posted:Fresh smoked oysters are the best thing in this world. Sadly over here you might get a killing diarrhea, so it's one of those foods you have to be extra careful with.
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May 10, 2015 03:20
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I have an erection. Is that normal?
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May 10, 2015 04:01
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C.P.A.N. posted:I have an erection. Is that normal? That pic was posted more than four hours ago, so I'd call a doctor if I were you 
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May 10, 2015 04:08
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pookel posted:I'm afraid to ask, but do you mean killing diarrhea as in "whoa, man, that diarrhea is truly awful" or as in "you will literally die from it"? You can literally die from it. Once in a while the oceans gets extra contaminated (sewage) and the goverment forbids consuming certain sea food. Or we get an oil spill, like it happened recently. Third world problems! 
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May 10, 2015 04:10
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pookel posted:I'm afraid to ask, but do you mean killing diarrhea as in "whoa, man, that diarrhea is truly awful" or as in "you will literally die from it"? Desperado Bones is so Mexican I'm afraid to east some of her normal foods, as a first generation Mexican-American. When she says killing diarrhea, she means it.
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May 10, 2015 04:25
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Throatwarbler posted:I don't understand the advantage of the tube egg? Why bother? Oldish post, but I think those are frequently marketed towards Japanese moms making elaborate bento boxes. Ditto for pre-cut octopus-shaped sausages, fishcake logs with cartoon characters in them, and similar.
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May 10, 2015 04:37
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 quote:Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”
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May 10, 2015 04:44
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That looks really tasty and fun to eat, though.
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May 10, 2015 05:10
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_1U9m9BMzs
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May 10, 2015 05:16
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A Jupiter posted:fun pizza story time 
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May 10, 2015 05:17
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What family do these children come from that they don't like fruit? Or watermelon?
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May 10, 2015 05:18
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I would eat the poo poo out of that "fun pizza" now or when I was in fourth grade. What kind of retarded fucker bitch kids don't like watermelon, or strawberries, or blueberries, or oranges, or kiwi? But doing a surprise replacement of real pizza with fruit is a bad move. Unless it's fruit on top of real pizza, specifically pineapple.
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May 10, 2015 05:18
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May 10, 2015 05:24
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Yeah that watermelon pizza looks like kind of a fun idea to take to a party or whateverC.P.A.N. posted:Would
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May 10, 2015 05:26
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It does look good, but if I were a kid expecting pizza and was given that, I'd be disappointed too. That is just cleverly presented fruit, not a pizza.
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May 10, 2015 05:42
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It's a picture of a fruit desert pizza thing with some STDH text attached to it, I wouldn't read too much into it
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May 10, 2015 05:47
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fun pizza is better than watermelon cake.
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May 10, 2015 06:16
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diabeetz posted:fun pizza is better than watermelon cake. But what about Little Caesar's?
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May 10, 2015 07:01
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I would eat the poo poo out of the fruit pizza, but if someone told me "I made you pizza!" and they gave me a fruit pizza, I would definitely have to force excitement. You just can't beat melty cheese.
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May 10, 2015 13:05
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I would eat that entire fruitzza by myself. It still feels weird to me that I thought fruit and veggies were some of the best things ever as a kid, and that pop culture kids all hate them and need to be tricked into it or something. Maybe growing up within driving distance of a 'pay to pick' strawberry farm, an apple orchard with massive apples, and having cherry trees and blackberries growing around my school had a hand in it.
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May 10, 2015 14:19
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How do you gently caress up as a parent and not introduce your children to eating fruit so that they love it? Do you have to exclusively feed them microwaved pizzas and McDonald's until they're 14 so they'll actively shun the pleasures that lie within a kiwi or pineapple?
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May 10, 2015 15:04
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cobalt impurity posted:How do you gently caress up as a parent and not introduce your children to eating fruit so that they love it? Do you have to exclusively feed them microwaved pizzas and McDonald's until they're 14 so they'll actively shun the pleasures that lie within a kiwi or pineapple? Yes. Also, the idea of "finish your peas before you leave the table or no dessert" is now considered child abuse by this generation of parents. The massive rise in the number of "picky eaters" who have all sorts of reasons why they won't eat or even consider a vast variety of foodstuffs is almost uniquely a US/UK thing because working parents are raising their kids on fast food and microwavable poo poo to the point where the modern restaurant industry is now dealing with grown adults who bitch and complain because they want mac and cheese or a cheeseburger when they're eating at a fancy restaurant. pentyne has a new favorite as of 15:14 on May 10, 2015 |
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cobalt impurity posted:How do you gently caress up as a parent and not introduce your children to eating fruit so that they love it? Do you have to exclusively feed them microwaved pizzas and McDonald's until they're 14 so they'll actively shun the pleasures that lie within a kiwi or pineapple? I don't think taste necessarily has much to do with your parenting. Sometimes people just decide they aren't going to like a thing, and no matter how many times you give it to them they'll still dislike it. My dad had a good upbringing and all that but to this day he refuses to eat anything with condiments on it. Every burger has to be plain, no cheese, no nothing except salt and pepper. Every salad has to be undressed, lettuce only. Foods like pizza or pretty much anything with melted cheese are forbidden. He was even a chef most of his life, so I don't get it, it's just the way he is.
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May 10, 2015 15:10
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PCOS Bill posted:Have you ever worked in a kitchen? For three years now. I don't know what kind of hosed up prison/school kitchen you need to work at to use that egg thing but since cooking is, you know, my job, I can get real eggs to be consistent every time. They taste better fresh, too.
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May 10, 2015 15:51
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pentyne posted:Yes. Also, the idea of "finish your peas before you leave the table or no dessert" is now considered child abuse by this generation of parents. The idea of forcing vegetables and fruits on kids as a punishment is really stupid though.It's not child abuse but it's a dumb as gently caress way to try to get your children to like a food. I was never forced to eat everything on my plate when I was a kid because who the gently caress always wants to eat everything on their plate
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Murphy Brownback posted:I don't think taste necessarily has much to do with your parenting. Sometimes people just decide they aren't going to like a thing, and no matter how many times you give it to them they'll still dislike it. My dad had a good upbringing and all that but to this day he refuses to eat anything with condiments on it. Every burger has to be plain, no cheese, no nothing except salt and pepper. Every salad has to be undressed, lettuce only. Foods like pizza or pretty much anything with melted cheese are forbidden. He was even a chef most of his life, so I don't get it, it's just the way he is. Here's a clip about a british girl who would only eat burnt sausage or something and was planning on being a chef even though she refused to try any of her own food or ingredients. I have no idea why you would get into a field like that if you're totally unable to even comprehend what you're creating. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn-Twgir1t4 She has to spit out tiny pieces of strawberry and banana because they're too awful for her
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May 10, 2015 16:09
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Aesop Poprock posted:Here's a clip about a british girl who would only eat burnt sausage or something and was planning on being a chef even though she refused to try any of her own food or ingredients. I have no idea why you would get into a field like that if you're totally unable to even comprehend what you're creating. Unfamiliar tastes are always a shock to many people but real grown-ups take it in stride and push through it. The first time I ate sushi it was bizarre as hell, but I kept at it and slowly learned to enjoy literally any variety of sushi, including live shrimp and roe, which a few years ago I would reject. It's telling that picky eaters are almost 100% fatty, fast food eaters. No picky eater only eats rice and bell peppers, or just eats healthy food, it's always pizza, fries, pasta fatty foods, sugary treats, etc. That's probably down more to upbringing and being coddled during formative years then anything else. Like all genuine phobias its something that can be treated and overcome relatively easily as long as the person puts in the work.
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Aesop Poprock posted:Here's a clip about a british girl who would only eat burnt sausage or something and was planning on being a chef even though she refused to try any of her own food or ingredients. I have no idea why you would get into a field like that if you're totally unable to even comprehend what you're creating. The weird thing is he actually was a good chef and worked at a lot of respectable places - not michelin star places obviously but high-class 50+ dollar a seat places. So I think he must have had at least some concept of what flavors worked and what didn't, but when he cooks for himself it's the kind of stuff you'd expect from your 9 year old.
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