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Alain Post posted:I hope they put effort, into nude alien romance scenes. Too right. Let's see that Turian carapace, Bioware.
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I need to jack it to space vag.
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May 7, 2015 01:23
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Forget the quarians, I want to see a volus outside it's suit.
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May 7, 2015 01:38
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Mr Tastee posted:Forget the quarians, I want to see a volus outside it's suit. Just look on craigslist casual encounters.
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May 7, 2015 01:40
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Mr Tastee posted:Forget the quarians, I want to see a volus outside it's suit. A pile of alien entrails after it suffocates, then blows up from the pressure difference?
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May 7, 2015 01:43
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I meant like on their homeworld, but that works too.
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May 7, 2015 02:09
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So do people still play multiplayer? I have to imagine it's pretty dead at this point, but I missed the 3100 fleet point threshold to get the last tier of endings and apparently it's either buy DLC, buy an iPad app or somehow play multiplayer to raise my last bit of fleet score. Or is there another option? Apparently I missed one of the illusive man events which would have let me get the final points in the ending, 300 points short 
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Elvis_Maximus posted:So do people still play multiplayer? I have to imagine it's pretty dead at this point, but I missed the 3100 fleet point threshold to get the last tier of endings and apparently it's either buy DLC, buy an iPad app or somehow play multiplayer to raise my last bit of fleet score. Still very populated. But even just doing all the quests would still give you enough points for all the endings.
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Elvis_Maximus posted:So do people still play multiplayer? I have to imagine it's pretty dead at this point, but I missed the 3100 fleet point threshold to get the last tier of endings and apparently it's either buy DLC, buy an iPad app or somehow play multiplayer to raise my last bit of fleet score.
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May 10, 2015 16:59
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Which makes it hilariously easy for those of us who did do the multiplayer a bunch to get the maximum effect at minimum readiness.
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May 10, 2015 17:01
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Waltzing Along posted:I need to jack it to space vag. 
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May 10, 2015 17:56
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Kurieg posted:Which makes it hilariously easy for those of us who did do the multiplayer a bunch to get the maximum effect at minimum readiness. Some people are actually at the point where it's impossible for them to not get the maximum readiness endings.
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May 10, 2015 18:06
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bae...
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May 10, 2015 18:15
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tribbledirigible posted:Still very populated. But even just doing all the quests would still give you enough points for all the endings. Huh that's weird. I ended up doing everything I could aside from the Citadel documentary which appears to have broken and I wound up at 2789 or something. I missed a few quests because I didn't realize some weren't going to be available after the second citadel mission. I took the destroy all reapers route and used the renegade prompt versus the illusive man, couldn't use my maxed paragon since I apparently missed a persuade option earlier. Still ended up with Shepard dead and the wall plaque. Did I miss an option somewhere that would've given me the Shepard survives ending even so? Guess I'll just grind out a few multiplayer missions to put myself over the top.
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May 10, 2015 18:59
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The "Shepard maybe lives" ending, which is embarrassing pandering bullshit btw, occurs when you cross the high EMS threshold and pick Destroy. I think you always get your plaque put on the wall though
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May 10, 2015 19:01
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I believe it is just Destroy + high enough EMS or whatever it was called. 4000+ or so.
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Also, EMS does not matter at all. The ending isn't different enough to bother doing something that you don't find fun anyway.
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May 10, 2015 19:06
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I've done so many N7 promotions that my EMS on a totally new ME3 Shepard is already enough to launch the final mission with maximum readiness. They really should have implemented a "gently caress it, let's get this over with" scenario for players with high enough EMS as soon as the Reapers attack Earth.
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May 10, 2015 19:12
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More games need to be like Far Cry 4, it's true.
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May 10, 2015 19:39
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I really have no desire to play FC4, but I am glad that ending exists and all games should do something like it.
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Pretzel Rod Stewart posted:The "Shepard maybe lives" ending, which is embarrassing pandering bullshit btw, occurs when you cross the high EMS threshold and pick Destroy. I think you always get your plaque put on the wall though More embarrassing than the ending in general? Shepard potentially surviving is such a minor issue that I can't see any reason to get upset about it.
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May 10, 2015 20:37
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I could never bring myself to pick Destroy after I spent so goddamn long trying to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth.
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May 10, 2015 22:07
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Nah, you didn't really spend that long on it.
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Mr. Fortitude posted:I could never bring myself to pick Destroy after I spent so goddamn long trying to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth. You have never won the game.
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May 10, 2015 23:13
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Geostomp posted:More embarrassing than the ending in general? Shepard potentially surviving is such a minor issue that I can't see any reason to get upset about it. Granted my opinions are suspect in this category because I even liked (not loved) the pre-EC ending, but I think it's really lame, yeah. I'm not upset about it but I see fandom-type people ravenously jacking off over how to get it and how they'll happily genocide all synthetics just for the split-second of sharply drawn breath. I think if you wanna respect the game world enough to save your Shep--who has been im- and explicitly set up as a Christ figure who will ultimately die since ME1--then you should respect it enough not to sacrifice an entire category of life for that. But honestly it's just a lovely ending to a goofy videogame so all that doesn't really matter, haha.
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May 10, 2015 23:27
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Mr. Fortitude posted:I could never bring myself to pick Destroy after I spent so goddamn long trying to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth. gently caress the robots
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May 10, 2015 23:50
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JawKnee posted:gently caress the robots But you can't!
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Mr. Fortitude posted:I could never bring myself to pick Destroy after I spent so goddamn long trying to broker peace between the Quarians and the Geth. Yeah imo you spend the entire game getting the geth's synthetic humanity explained to you over and over again and watching EDI take on more and more human characteristics, and then at the end they give you the option to double back on all that and eliminate them all, which honestly seems like a worse choice than Control. But That's None Of My Business
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The goal was to destroy the reapers. Not to preserve the robots. Sometimes in war you make hard decisions. If you don't choose Destroy, you lose the game.
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Lycus posted:But you can't!
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Look, if you insist on throwing a knife straight up into the air, you accept that it might come down and kill you. The geth have to live or die with consequences of their decision with the reaper parts. Ain't my fault.
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Waltzing Along posted:The goal was to destroy the reapers. Not to preserve the robots. Sometimes in war you make hard decisions. If you don't choose Destroy, you lose the game. The goal was to stop the Reapers and Destroy, the Renegade ending, is for big dumb Renegades.
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Control makes the most sense thematically, has the most entertaining ending slides, and presents the most interesting setting for the galaxy following the Reaper War. Control is cool blue for cool players.
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It's either let the geth and Edi die (which was probably a lie because Reapers) or go with Synthesis/Control and allow all those Husks to gain senteance. Allowing that to happen makes you a monster. Also consider the sources of your choices: Mr makes a great decision every 5 seconds the Illusive Man for Control, the hive brain source of all Reaper Intellect for Synthesis, or your best bro-dad in the whole Galaxy Anderson for Destroy.
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I got the "gently caress this poo poo, see you next cycle" ending, because I reflexively begin and end every plot dialogue in Mass Effect by trying to shoot the NPC in the head. I was content.
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Lycus posted:But you can't! I desperately need to.
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Has it ever been explained why the Geth have such full, sexy hips?
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Lycus posted:Look, if you insist on throwing a knife straight up into the air, you accept that it might come down and kill you. The geth have to live or die with consequences of their decision with the reaper parts. Ain't my fault.
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Alain Post posted:Has it ever been explained why the Geth have such full, sexy hips? Yeah.. It's for the win
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