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Taking my mom out for breakfast this morning
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May 10, 2015 13:43
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Taking my mom out for breakfast this morning I'm taking her out for dessert.
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May 10, 2015 13:46
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I'm tossing ur dads salad while he takes your mom out for dessert.
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May 10, 2015 13:55
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:I'm taking her out for dessert. Let's do a switcheroo man https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0DeIqJm4vM
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May 10, 2015 14:07
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Let's do a switcheroo man lmbo forgot about the picture frame thing at the end
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May 10, 2015 14:16
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hahahahahahahaha. My girlfriend doesn't get it and is mad at me for laughing loudly.
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May 10, 2015 14:21
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Sever
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May 10, 2015 14:25
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 for hardcore/double penetrationhttp://i.imgur.com/DRKxsWf.jpg
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May 10, 2015 15:55
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
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May 10, 2015 16:01
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
lmao
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May 10, 2015 17:32
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
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May 10, 2015 17:36
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6epvLXdagUQ
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May 10, 2015 17:50
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
lmao
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May 10, 2015 18:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JL6RQdDh0mk
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May 10, 2015 18:53
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Rad Lieutenant posted:
all i needed
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May 10, 2015 18:54
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love it
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May 10, 2015 18:57
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May 10, 2015 18:58
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Ugh 
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May 10, 2015 19:31
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHgBX4VO_M 
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May 10, 2015 19:34
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lol nice jorts
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May 10, 2015 19:37
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yeah, those jorts are pretty gross
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May 10, 2015 19:38
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Slim Pickens posted:yeah, those jorts are pretty gross I like to believe the jorts kept him alive. No man should be found dead in jorts.
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May 10, 2015 19:41
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May 10, 2015 20:45
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Godholio posted:Just saw Age of Ultron for the second time (first time buddy had an extra ticket, this time I took the kid). Movie loving owns. Spader's the man, Renner gets to act, and hearing the crowd audibly gasp when Vision does that thing that nobody expected was awesome. And naturally, someone loses an arm because apparently that's a thing. What was that again, the thing with the Hammer? /edit welp Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 23:16 on May 10, 2015 |
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May 10, 2015 21:16
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Way to gently caress up that spoiler tag lol
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May 10, 2015 21:29
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:As long as you don't wear a condom you should be fine. If you never wear a condom, you build an immunity to all STDs over time. Listen, like I know your kidding and all, but without even a hint of irony this has been my method all of my sexually active life. Condoms are for pussies and men who have sex with men where the HIV risk is high, and the protection is worthwhile. Otherwise there is 0 point to condoms, or pulling out, at all.
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May 10, 2015 21:31
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Duzzy Funlop posted:What was that again, *** Well done.
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May 10, 2015 21:36
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Making a sextape makes you famous, right? That's how that works? I 2ant to know if I'm famous now
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May 10, 2015 22:06
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Professor Bling posted:Making a sextape makes you famous, right? post link, shits gotta go viral bro
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May 10, 2015 22:09
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You can only be famous if you show everyone your dong.
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May 10, 2015 22:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCPBwuQKJx4 came up in my youtube feed norm owns
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May 10, 2015 22:43
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Listen, like I know your kidding and all, but without even a hint of irony this has been my method all of my sexually active life. making moms on mothers day
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May 10, 2015 22:43
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Godholio posted:
Welp
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May 10, 2015 23:17
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To answer your question, yeah that's what I meant.
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May 10, 2015 23:21
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Not one for movie drinking games but drinking every time Ryan Gosling is on scene in Drive and doesn't talk is pretty hilarious
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May 10, 2015 23:24
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Saw Avengers today, James Spader owns bones. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dd8NUVUUuoA
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May 10, 2015 23:24
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Done with school for three weeks, getting drunk.
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May 11, 2015 01:16
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Professor Bling posted:Making a sextape makes you famous, right? Post your screen name on yer dick.
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May 11, 2015 01:21
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air conditioner status: shoved in my window going full blast suck my carbon footprint from the back
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May 11, 2015 01:28
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What is an air conditioner?
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