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Cricket
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Blackface in crowd 129 55.36%
References to Lord of the Rings 104 44.64%
Total: 233 votes
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RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

IceAgeComing posted:

blimey, your being a bit optimistic that the game will last that long

Day one will be rained off.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
So Strauss fired Moores before he was announced, and told a bunch of people about it before he told Moores.

Good job, excellent start.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Largepotato posted:

It would be amusing if Gillespie turned them down.

Quite likely I reckon. Why would anyone want a job like that when they can moonlight as a twenty20 coach for a tenth of the hassle. The only people it attracts are meticulous control freaks like Flower or desperate cases like Moores.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

goatface posted:

So Strauss fired Moores before he was announced, and told a bunch of people about it before he told Moores.

Good job, excellent start.

This, unironically. I'm waiting for a super passive aggressive dropping of Cook.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Include him in the squad but never in the team.

tarbrush
Feb 7, 2011

ALL ABOARD THE SCOTLAND HYPE TRAIN!

CHOO CHOO

goatface posted:

Include him in the squad but never in the team.

Then release regular press statements describing how well he's smashing it in the nets.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

goatface posted:

So Strauss fired Moores before he was announced, and told a bunch of people about it before he told Moores.

Good job, excellent start.

lol isn't that the second time that's happened to him

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

goatface posted:

So Strauss fired Moores before he was announced, and told a bunch of people about it before he told Moores.

Good job, excellent start.

Strauss is exactly the person I want in charge if he keeps up this standard of management and personal relations.

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Giles will be coach before the week is out.

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice

Lungboy posted:

Giles will be coach before the week is out.

Oh poo poo I literally forgot he existed.

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:
ABDV is doing his thing again.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Whenever AB stars batting well the bowlers just start feeding him these lovely full tosses which he then easily hits for boundaries. It happened in the WI games and it happened in this game.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Dwayne Bravo just took an absolute loving screamer.

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Seams posted:

Whenever AB stars batting well the bowlers just start feeding him these lovely full tosses which he then easily hits for boundaries. It happened in the WI games and it happened in this game.

It's difficult to bowl when you are under extreme pressure and have virtually no margin for error, and AB also uses his sweep shot to turn decent yorkers into full tosses.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Seams posted:

Whenever AB stars batting well the bowlers just start feeding him these lovely full tosses which he then easily hits for boundaries. It happened in the WI games and it happened in this game.

When AB's in that mood you could bowl a perfect yorker at 90mph and he just charges the bowler turning it into a full toss. It is incredibly difficult to bowl at someone who has so many destructive shots and is very happy to charge down the wicket or run across the crease.

Burn Down Canberra
Oct 27, 2005

GAME PLANS? We don't need no stinking game plans.

:cry: :cry: :cry:
Yep the pressure kills fast bowlers when he is hitting it like that. Realistically the bowler needs to probably keep following him with the ball but he's so quick at adjusting. Yorkers are just going to end up as a full toss hit for six.

Try and cut off his room and he just keeps dead still and punches it through the on side.

Centusin
Aug 5, 2009
Maybe the secret is to try the English method and bowl the ball halfway down the pitch.

sixteenstraws
May 7, 2009

slave to a label but I own my masters
looking through the county matches, i've never seen extras outscore batsmen like this

http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-championship-div1-2015/engine/match/804189.html

Largepotato
Jan 18, 2007

Spurd.

sixteenstraws posted:

looking through the county matches, i've never seen extras outscore batsmen like this

http://www.espncricinfo.com/county-championship-div1-2015/engine/match/804189.html

Where did the extra 17 no balls come from? :iiam:

put both hands in
Nov 28, 2007

:swoon:FYFE:swoon:

Largepotato posted:

Where did the extra 17 no balls come from? :iiam:

No balls that went to the boundary?

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Burn Down Canberra posted:

Yep the pressure kills fast bowlers when he is hitting it like that. Realistically the bowler needs to probably keep following him with the ball but he's so quick at adjusting. Yorkers are just going to end up as a full toss hit for six.

Try and cut off his room and he just keeps dead still and punches it through the on side.

What happens if you bowl at the top of off stump?

Doctor Cave posted:

No balls that went to the boundary?

Those would be byes or runs to the batsman in that case.

Drugs
Jul 16, 2010

I don't like people who take drugs. Customs agents, for example - Albert Einstein

gay picnic defence posted:

What happens if you bowl at the top of off stump?


Those would be byes or runs to the batsman in that case.

A no-ball that misses everything and goes for 4 is 5 no balls. There can't be two types of extras in the same ball

gay picnic defence
Oct 5, 2009


I'M CONCERNED ABOUT A NUMBER OF THINGS

Drugs posted:

A no-ball that misses everything and goes for 4 is 5 no balls. There can't be two types of extras in the same ball

We always put them down as byes because technically the wicketkeeper should have stopped it, I didn't know they were all supposed to be no balls.

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
I think you'll find they're called 'Harmisons'

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
KP is racking up the runs against the Leicestershire shitshow. 124 at 4 an over

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Gotta rack up those Division 2 runs.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
County trundlers are exactly the type of bowling he needs to be in practice against if he's going to face Australia. Those runs are invaluable.

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
Now now, you can only absolutely annihilate what's put in front of you

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Did Ramprakash a lot of good.

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
Leicestershire haven't won a championship game in over two years

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



That is ridiculous.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They're haemorrhaging money as well. Might not be a county side for much longer.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
KP wants 250 before he runs out of partners.

edit- There goes his first class best

goatface fucked around with this message at 17:25 on May 11, 2015

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
A nice all run 6 there for KP

MrL_JaKiri
Sep 23, 2003

A bracing glass of carrot juice!
304, even against the complete poo poo that's not so bad

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



It means as much as Haydens 380.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

MrL_JaKiri posted:

304, even against the complete poo poo that's not so bad

He was on 170 something with only 2 more wickets left.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He was protecting the other end pretty well. Bowlers never got a good go at the tail.

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

goatface posted:

He was protecting the other end pretty well. Bowlers never got a good go at the tail.

Century stands with the 9th and 10th wickets. Hitting sixes when the opponents had 7 men on the boundary. Funny as hell.

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It is Leicestershire though, they are literal shitmen.

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