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Midnight Moth
Sep 14, 2007

What the hell, dude??
I'm like, right here.

Johnny Walker posted:

Rex Morgan MD



gently caress this drat comic.
This seems more relevant than ever

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ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
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Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Enjoy this poo poo instead:


Jesus christ. This is horrible.

Also where the gently caress have I seen this exact horrible coloring style before?

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!

SynthOrange posted:

Jesus christ. This is horrible.

Also where the gently caress have I seen this exact horrible coloring style before?

Pibgorn?

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Cricken_Nigfops posted:

Enjoy this poo poo instead:


I didn't realize there was an unironic Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Hoover Dam posted:

Let's have a gay manga artist draw Nancy
https://instagram.com/p/2jQLB9v-Gv/

[work safe in that it's underpants]

This is wonderful :allears:

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Six Chix



Zippy the Pinhead



Nancy



Arlo and Janis



Andertoons



Four Eyes


Lost Side of Suburbia




Dick Tracy



Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz


Deep Dark Fears

CaptainCaveman
Apr 16, 2005

Always searching for North.

Wanamingo posted:

Inspector Danger's Crime Quiz

I know Inspector Danger's not actually meant to be a funny comic, but this one is kind of hilarious.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That's a pretty good plan.

EasyEW
Mar 8, 2006

I've got my father's great big six-shooter with me 'n' if anybody in this woods wants to start somethin' just let 'em--but they DASSN'T.
Pogo (May 13, 1957)



Peanuts: Year Two (July 27, 1952)



Super-Fun-Pak Comix



Julet Esqu
May 6, 2007




Luann


This whole "I'm afraid of lady girl vaginas!" business would be super old even if we didn't know he went all the way to Peru to live with his girlfriend. Of course, even at that stage in the relationship he'd still have a panic attack every time she wanted a kiss. Tiff hasn't even shown any sign she wants to make a move and Gunther, still wearing his I'm A Big Boy Beard, is still pissing himself over the thought of being in her boudoir.


The Amazing Spider-Man


Never mind. I'm on Gunther's side. Sex is gross.


Sally Forth



The Heart of Juliet Jones

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann


This whole "I'm afraid of lady girl vaginas!" business would be super old even if we didn't know he went all the way to Peru to live with his girlfriend. Of course, even at that stage in the relationship he'd still have a panic attack every time she wanted a kiss. Tiff hasn't even shown any sign she wants to make a move and Gunther, still wearing his I'm A Big Boy Beard, is still pissing himself over the thought of being in her boudoir.
In Gunther's defense, that is the dorm room of a crazy person.

Tritanomalicious
Mar 14, 2008

A dog, A barrel... RIDICULOUS!
I actually like that last panel. I don't know why. It seems like something that would be in one of those kinda artsy dramedies that I enjoy.

SynthOrange posted:

Jesus christ. This is horrible.

Also where the gently caress have I seen this exact horrible coloring style before?
I'm not sure if you follow/followed the terrible webcomics thread, but it looks just like the bee girl comic.

Tritanomalicious fucked around with this message at 05:00 on May 12, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gunty's probably going to flee in terror at the thought of being alone with a naked woman who isn't his mom.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
"Does she mean "get busy on the field notes" or does she mean " get busy ON the field notes....with Santa?"

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



GorfZaplen posted:

Mandrake the Magician
I wish Mandrake's declaration of being a big boy was a single panel because I would like to frame it.

WindyMan
Mar 21, 2002

Respect the power of the wind

Julet Esqu posted:

The Amazing Spider-Man


If neither of you are talking, then why is MJ talking

Also, it looks like Peter is wearing lipstick in that third panel.

Ensign_Ricky
Jan 4, 2008

Daddy Warlord
of the
Children of the Corn


or something...

Tritanomalicious posted:

I actually like that last panel. I don't know why. It seems like something that would be in one of those kinda artsy dramedies that I enjoy.

It's very last scene of The Graduate. All it needs is some Simon and Garfunkel playing over it.

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



SynthOrange posted:

Jesus christ. This is horrible.

Also where the gently caress have I seen this exact horrible coloring style before?

Andrew Dobson's awful So You Think You're a Cartoonist and assorted other poo poo works? He's the only other cartoonist I can think of who shades with the burn tool.

Aardmania
Jan 1, 2007

Ruining newspapers since 1993.

Shredded Hen
Piranha Club



Dick Tracy



Judge Parker


Tune in next time as Sophie discovers the difference between chocolate chips and squirrel droppings.

9 Chickweed Lane

Remember kids, bullying is bad unless it's for something you really want.



Pibgorn

Forktoss
Feb 13, 2012

I'm OK, you're so-so

Ensign_Ricky posted:

It's very last scene of The Graduate. All it needs is some Simon and Garfunkel playing over it.

hello dorkness, my old friend
I've come to be with you again
spent some time in Peru that showed
that though I turned into a macho
drank a beer, rode a bus and grew a beard
still I feared
without maternal guidance

Forktoss fucked around with this message at 10:33 on May 12, 2015

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The work of a true Master of the Art, truly.

Tina's Groove


Family Circus


Rose is Rose


One Big Happy


Foob


Compu-Toon


Bizarro


Dilbert

ZeeToo
Feb 20, 2008

I'm a kitty!
Reply All


Pearls Before Swine


Pros & Cons

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

Forktoss posted:

hello dorkness, my old friend
I've come to be with you again
spent some time in Peru that showed
that though I turned into a macho
drank a beer, rode a bus and grew a beard
still I feared
without maternal guidance


Well, poo poo.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

Forktoss posted:

hello dorkness, my old friend
I've come to be with you again
spent some time in Peru that showed
that though I turned into a macho
drank a beer, rode a bus and grew a beard
still I feared
without maternal guidance


I'm not emptyquoting this.

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?
Jane's World



Um, that one.

Non Sequitur



I'm not so sure about that statement, Wiley, but I'm too lazy to go look up the statistics. "Every year" is pretty broad.

Phoebe and Her Unicorn



Kliban's Cats



:v:

9 I Know How To Use Gradients So I'm An Awesome Artist And You're Not Lane 5/12/2004



Zits



Yep, just like americaexpress.com, or that one usps.gov URL that resolves to a .cn domain. Totally legit. You'd think someone like Jeremy, with reasonable technical knowhow, would look a little deeper into a site, but, ok, whatever.

Kevin & Kell



:stare: What the gently caress just happened? And lupulin is the aromatic oil produced by hops that flavors beer? What the hell's the connection here?



Um, I do? I don't record everything I go to but some of the artists Ive seen perform like Robin Trower, or Dick Dale are just getting so :corsair: that I always feel like it might be the last time I see them perform.

Cricken_Nigfops
Oct 25, 2011

CROM!
Cul-de-sac

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
God, those essay writing services. I know people who would gleefully murder everyone involved given the chance.

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

The Dinette Set ponders some socio-economic truths.


Working Daze does another "hey, remember this thing?" non-joke.

Green Intern
Dec 29, 2008

Loon, Crazy and Laughable

Evil Mastermind posted:

Working Daze does another "hey, remember this thing?" non-joke.


Except Ren and Stimpy are basically bipedal anyway, so this doesn't even work.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Working Daze makes pop culture jokes the way Compu-toon makes tech jokes. Frequently and unintelligibly. Baleful Gaze Comix.

Pooch Café


Fish isn't going to flush or wipe afterwards, he's not even going to pinch it off. He's going to spend half an hour swimming around with an unbroken turd equal to his own body length trailing behind him like an airplane banner at the loving beach and you just have to watch. You just have to watch.

Ballard Street


More like the effects of living on Ballard Street.

Indolent Bastard
Oct 26, 2007

I WON THIS AMAZING AVATAR! I'M A WINNER! WOOOOO!
Monty


Mike du Jour


Intelligent Life


Retail

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

AYYYYY LMAO!

sorry

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008


That frog has life figured out.

e: I cannot tell the difference between a lizard and a frog.

Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 16:05 on May 12, 2015

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
That is a frog.

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012

Emmy Lou


Mandrake the Magician


The Phantom

Evil Mastermind
Apr 28, 2008

goatface posted:

That is a frog.

Whatever it is, it's having more fun than I am right now.

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Nevets
Sep 11, 2002

Be they sad or be they well,
I'll make their lives a hell

Hey, Dan, I fixed your broken joke.

Are these strips all written assuming a third grade reading level?

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