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Branis posted:if dude followed you 19 miles into another state for 14 over holy poo poo. What could possibly take him that long to catch up? You've never seen our traffic have you. Put it this way when he flipped on the lights i was no longer moveing and he was probably in the same poo poo. Ill go to cort with it since you guys think it would be prudent EDIT wait a minute he's a cop the traffic has to move for you guys. Maybey he clocked me in Brthesda and decided to ignore me but happend upon me again on his way somewhere else AcidRonin fucked around with this message at 17:34 on May 12, 2015 |
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A ticket for 14 over on a freeway? You live in a fascist police state. That's the most brutal thing I've seen American cops do in months. gently caress the police
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May 12, 2015 18:14
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Who better to enforce the will of a police state than the state police! 
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May 12, 2015 18:35
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:A ticket for 14 over on a freeway? You live in a fascist police state. That's the most brutal thing I've seen American cops do in months. When did you move to Baltimore? http://www.newser.com/story/206508/baltimore-cop-charged-with-biting-guys-testicles.html
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May 12, 2015 18:42
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AcidRonin posted:EDIT wait a minute he's a cop the traffic has to move for you guys. Maybey he clocked me in Brthesda and decided to ignore me but happend upon me again on his way somewhere else Having your overheads on does not help if theres nowhere for the traffic to move to in order to let you pass. I've driven the beltway a few times at rush hour and thats definitely the case. Pray you never need an ambulance in the middle of that poo poo. In fact, just take the train or GTFO.
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May 12, 2015 19:48
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Kiryen posted:Having your overheads on does not help if theres nowhere for the traffic to move to in order to let you pass. I've driven the beltway a few times at rush hour and thats definitely the case. Pray you never need an ambulance in the middle of that poo poo. In fact, just take the train or GTFO. The train that constantly breaks down and fills the tunnels with smoke? 
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May 12, 2015 19:49
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AcidRonin posted:
that looks black and olive to me 
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May 12, 2015 19:51
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Whip Slagcheek posted:The train that constantly breaks down and fills the tunnels with smoke? You still use steam locomotives in D.C.?
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May 12, 2015 20:03
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Someone felt their autism sense tingle ^^^
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May 12, 2015 20:16
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Booblord Zagats posted:Someone felt their autism sense tingle ^^^
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Booblord Zagats posted:Someone felt their autism sense tingle ^^^ Trigger warning: train autism In these pix  
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May 12, 2015 21:40
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psshhh, that's nothing. I subscribe to Train Autism magazine.
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May 12, 2015 21:55
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Did they ever figure out why that happened? All I remember was getting lectured by one of the red line operators over the intercom about how we should never go in the tunnel that day, I never followed up on it.
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May 12, 2015 22:09
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somewhatpathetic posted:Did they ever figure out why that happened? All I remember was getting lectured by one of the red line operators over the intercom about how we should never go in the tunnel that day, I never followed up on it. I'm sure Kiryen will be in shortly to explain more than you've ever wanted to know.
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May 12, 2015 22:13
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Whip Slagcheek posted:
I don't actually know poo poo about DC metro trains.
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May 12, 2015 22:19
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AcidRonin posted:
baby poo poo brown
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May 12, 2015 23:29
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Question, for the cops that post in here: Which one of you is this?  I'd guess Whip, but I don't think he's in Maryland, is he?
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May 13, 2015 00:51
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Captain Bravo posted:Question, for the cops that post in here:
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May 13, 2015 00:53
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Captain Bravo posted:Question, for the cops that post in here: I'm everywhere, bitch. 
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May 13, 2015 01:01
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An accurate representation of that guy's testicles by the end of the night.
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May 13, 2015 01:27
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This is the correct answer.
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May 13, 2015 02:47
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Captain Bravo posted:Question, for the cops that post in here: Ha! I got told about this by my fiance's friend on Monday! Apparently she knows the bite-tee.
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May 13, 2015 06:02
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I have the option of getting POST certified without paying for it, should I do it?
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May 13, 2015 11:31
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Equine Don posted:I have the option of getting POST certified without paying for it, should I do it? What's the job offer once you finish?
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May 13, 2015 14:00
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Never hurts to get it if you aren't on the hook for anything. Definitely will give you job options. What state?
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Branis posted:Never hurts to get it if you aren't on the hook for anything. Definitely will give you job options. What state? Missouri. The city is hiring 160 more officers and I figured walking in fully qualified instead having to wait for an academy class would put me ahead.
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As long as it's a department that would accept the certification, and not one that wants you to obtain their specific training certification. Some places make you go through their own academy no matter what training you come with. If it's the former, it would probably be beneficial.
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May 13, 2015 23:18
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Are there any cops here that do some form of martial arts? Been working as a bouncer for about a year now and I've been doing judo & grappling for ten years, couldn't even think about doing that job without that sport experience.
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ManOfTheYear posted:Are there any cops here that do some form of martial arts? Been working as a bouncer for about a year now and I've been doing judo & grappling for ten years, couldn't even think about doing that job without that sport experience. Pretty sure Whale Cancer does some judo.
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ManOfTheYear posted:Are there any cops here that do some form of martial arts? Been working as a bouncer for about a year now and I've been doing judo & grappling for ten years, couldn't even think about doing that job without that sport experience. Couple of the guys I work with do krav maga or whatever the gently caress it's called. Although they always seem to be hurting themselves and taking time off.
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May 16, 2015 03:10
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I just use my gun
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May 16, 2015 03:12
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A guy from a neighboring agency owns an MMA gym, he coaches and referees some if the local fights. Lately he's been coming to us to do some pretty basic ground fighting stuff and it's pretty cool. Some of the techniques definitely could have helped me out a few times in the past.
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ManOfTheYear posted:Are there any cops here that do some form of martial arts? Been working as a bouncer for about a year now and I've been doing judo & grappling for ten years, couldn't even think about doing that job without that sport experience. I work with guys who are really serious about a couple of different martial arts, including a dude who is a prominent boxing coach in our area. They're good to have around, but martial arts are only part of the whole spectrum of dealing with people. I'd rather have a guy with a silver tongue and limited martial arts experience, because it limits the possibility of me getting punched in the face and having to punch someone else in the face. I can think of a few guys who are tough as hell and amazing fighters but my skin crawls when I work with them because they have such a short fuse.
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It's weird. All of the guys in my department that I know that can fight (do mma or martial arts) always have an APO. Like once a month at least. Also short officers. Holy poo poo never mess with a short officer because they'll immediately escalate poo poo.
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I should add to clarify that there's a sweet spot for martial arts prowess in policing. The guys who take it really seriously also seem to be really zen and chilled out, but the guys who take it semi-seriously but talk about it all the time are also the guys who are the most dangerous to work with. Same thing with guns.
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DrakeriderCa posted:I should add to clarify that there's a sweet spot for martial arts prowess in policing. The guys who take it really seriously also seem to be really zen and chilled out, but the guys who take it semi-seriously but talk about it all the time are also the guys who are the most dangerous to work with. Same thing with guns.
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DrakeriderCa posted:I work with guys who are really serious about a couple of different martial arts, including a dude who is a prominent boxing coach in our area. They're good to have around, but martial arts are only part of the whole spectrum of dealing with people. I'd rather have a guy with a silver tongue and limited martial arts experience, because it limits the possibility of me getting punched in the face and having to punch someone else in the face. I can think of a few guys who are tough as hell and amazing fighters but my skin crawls when I work with them because they have such a short fuse. I would always rather work with someone who is good at talking to people on their level (whatever that level is) vs. someone good in any martial art. Anyone that I've met that is heavy into martial arts when they get on the job ends up teaching use of force. Everyone that teaches use of force is pretty heavy into it, where I work. That's not such a bad thing, they usually realize that fancy holds etc. that only work when you practice them on a regular basis don't mean anything and the simplest solution to a problem is always the one that works on the road.
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DrakeriderCa posted:I should add to clarify that there's a sweet spot for martial arts prowess in policing. The guys who take it really seriously also seem to be really zen and chilled out, but the guys who take it semi-seriously but talk about it all the time are also the guys who are the most dangerous to work with. Same thing with guns. 
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I competed in judo and jiujitsu for about 15 years. I find judo is a good to be pretty practical in police work. I'm not a very big guy, I'm 5'9 and 180 lbs and I love throwing the poo poo of people that have 100 lbs on me. Verbal skills are by far the most important thing to learn though. I absolutely love to fight but I'll do everything I can to talk my way out of it first though.... Well most of the time at least.
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Joint lock on elbow + swift tug towards ground = 99% success rate. The last 1% you tackle and hard hands the rib cage.
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