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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Dead Reckoning posted:

Let's not forget "degrading ourselves for a contracting job"

I'd be ok with that, but the only contracting jobs want 15+ years experience and/or O-5s.

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Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

So are cow farts now a unit of value? If so, this should be the standard in reporting carbon costs.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

May 2015 Chat Thread: monetized cow farts

how many afghanis to a cow fart?

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

May 2015 Chat Thread: monetized cow farts

how many afghanis to a cow fart?
Ehh, four, five hundred?

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

May 2015 Chat Thread: monetized cow farts

how many afghanis to a cow fart?

The currency or the people?

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

Anyone else lol when some Mil dude on Facebook documents his significant others pregnancy and child birth and pictures of the kid as a newborn almost everyday and then all the sudden he stops, he's single, and all the pictures are deleted


I swear I've seen it 3 times now

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

Anyone else lol when some Mil dude on Facebook documents his significant others pregnancy and child birth and pictures of the kid as a newborn almost everyday and then all the sudden he stops, he's single, and all the pictures are deleted


I swear I've seen it 3 times now

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

What why?

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

hah that's the best fuckin headline I've read in months

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

A+++ would read again

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


because its WELFARE!!!

also because they are idiots who would fail out anyways

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Lazy Reservist posted:

The currency or the people?

Yes

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-GQInpi7lk

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Goddamnit. I miss those guys.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

quote:


First comment on his GoFundMe -

I want to donate enough to really help you out, but I can’t figure out how to get GoFundMe to accept bootstraps,
BURN.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

no but i see a ton of people get out of the military and refuse to use the gi bill

i laugh at them like i do this guy

http://gawker.com/man-who-would-rather-go-blind-than-get-obamacare-now-go-1704019495

Well, that's it, that's probably gonna be the most hilarious poo poo I read this week.



Three big reasons I've heard

1/ Because it's welfare!!1! Then promptly goes on unemployment then tries to scam va disability benefits.
2/ Schools are "too liberal" they don't want to end up like "that".
3/ Conspiracy theory reasons, ie. The government tracks you, you'll be put on a list where you can't own guns, you'll never get one of those sweet government contractor jobs

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

not caring here posted:

Well, that's it, that's probably gonna be the most hilarious poo poo I read this week.


Three big reasons I've heard

1/ Because it's welfare!!1! Then promptly goes on unemployment then tries to scam va disability benefits.
2/ Schools are "too liberal" they don't want to end up like "that".
3/ Conspiracy theory reasons, ie. The government tracks you, you'll be put on a list where you can't own guns, you'll never get one of those sweet government contractor jobs

That owns.

Nostalgia4Dogges
Jun 18, 2004

Only emojis can express my pure, simple stupidity.

healthcare is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT!

Cole
Nov 24, 2004

DUNSON'D

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

healthcare is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT!

in a free market economy ya

in a socialist economy no

Victor Vermis
Dec 21, 2004


WOKE UP IN THE DESERT AGAIN
Finished finals, went 36 hours without caffeine. Spent 24 of those in bed. I thought I was dying.

Got some Full Throttle in my system, feeling much better now.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Nostalgia4Dicks posted:

being white is a PRIVILEGE not a RIGHT!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

brand engager
Mar 23, 2011

Cooked some chicken in tobasco sauce and holy poo poo is it strong.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Explain to me why Netflix hasn't already written a blank check to Clarkson, Hammond and May, the TV Show.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

SquirrelyPSU posted:

Explain to me why Netflix hasn't already written a blank check to Clarkson, Hammond and May, the TV Show.

hulu may be trying to write bigger checks with the backing of nbc/comcast/ge/universal/whoever else is in the mass pile of companies

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


SperginMcBadposter posted:

Cooked some chicken in tobasco sauce and holy poo poo is it strong.

Normally, one marinates the chicken in tobasco for a medium period of time (say 6-12 hours) and then cooks via conventional methods, not literally braise the chicken in Tobasco.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Started cold brewing coffee this week. It's mmm mmm good.

SquirrelyPSU
May 27, 2003


Nostalgia4Butts posted:

hulu may be trying to write bigger checks with the backing of nbc/comcast/ge/universal/whoever else is in the mass pile of companies

That's fair, since I don't deal with Hulu, I just automatically dismissed most other networks as not being able to carry internationally. I suppose an additional (serious) option is Al Jazeera/BeIN.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1431065533718.webm

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1431047879288.webm

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
3 tablespoons vegetable oil
2lb chicken
tablespoon chopped onions
tablespoon flour
garlic clove finely chopped
1/4 cup dry wine
1/2 cup chicken stock
1/2 canned tomatoes, drained
salt pepper
2 fresh tomatoes peeled and chopped

Brown chicken, remove and keep hot
Add onions to skillet, cook 3-4 min.
Add flour and garlic and stir in wine and stock. Cook until it thickens.
Add canned tomatoes and chicken, simmer covered for 30 min
Remove chicken and keep hot.
Add fresh tomatoes and cook for 15 min - dump that poo poo on the chicken and eat it

The fresh tomatoes isn't really necessary for me though...

Goes good with that uncle bens poo poo

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
My problem with hulu is they are getting lots of rad poo poo including the entire venture brothers series but I loving hate paying a fee and having ads. I got rid of cable for a reason. I was in a hotel this past weekend and watching TV was awful with the loving ads.

Arrath
Apr 14, 2011


Yeah, paying and still being forced to watch ads (even worse when it's the same ad for each of the 5 breaks) just loving sucks, it's why I dropped hulu.

DustyNuts
Jun 1, 2000

Have you seen me?



It's available.

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

This may be the first time I've seen a not-NSFW 4Chan link, but I'm still not clicking on them.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Dead Reckoning posted:

This may be the first time I've seen a not-NSFW 4Chan link, but I'm still not clicking on them.

The first one is pretty funny poo poo

Bright Eyes
Sep 5, 2011

If you want more:

https://www.reddit.com/r/unexpectedjihad/top/

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Started cold brewing coffee this week. It's mmm mmm good.

Deets

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


1. Combine cold or room temp water and coarse ground coffee in a 4:1 ratio. I use tupperware containers to make a batch of about 8 cups of liquid. Some people do this in a french press for convenience.
2. Seal containers, leave in fridge for 12 hours.
3. Strain liquid from grounds. I use a metal strainer and a paper coffee filter.
4. Mix result with water for americano or milk for cafe au lait or whatever gay poo poo you put in your coffee. I just drop a few ice cubes in the glass and take it black.

The end result is something less bitter than the average jet fuel I brew with hot water. I'm still messing around with it, pressing out the liquid with my aeropress is the next experiment. The nifty part is that I make a big batch in the afternoon and have ice coffee to sip all the next day.

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Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
:3:

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