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IMJack posted:Occupation: Butt doctor. These gloves came free with my toilet brush!
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IMJack posted:I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog... they've been living in sin! 
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May 13, 2015 03:29
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Martytoof posted:These gloves came free with my toilet brush! The knee bone's connected to the...something. The something's connected to the...red thing. The red thing's connected to my wrist watch... Uh oh.
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May 13, 2015 03:31
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Martytoof posted:These gloves came free with my toilet brush! A glove slap to a little ole face will Get you satisfaction. Glove slap, baby! Glove slap, Baby, glove slap! Glove slap, I don't take crap! Glove slap, Shut your big yap! Glove slap, Baby, glove slap! Ooooooh, glove, baby, That's where it's at. Yeah. Glove, baby, Give it a slap. Glove slap, Baby, glove slap! Glove slap, I don't take crap! Glove slap, Shut your big yap! Glove slap, Baby, glove slap!
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May 13, 2015 03:54
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IMJack posted:I just realized we never had a wedding for the cat and the dog... they've been living in sin! I'll breed the pets... to each other!
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May 13, 2015 10:24
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Martytoof posted:These gloves came free with my toilet brush! I don't recall you consulting me when you got that hat.
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May 13, 2015 13:39
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PT6A posted:I'll breed the pets... to each other! God, schmod - I want my monkeyman!
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May 13, 2015 14:51
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:God, schmod - I want my monkeyman! Hey, Moneypenny Dreadful is playing the monkeyman song.
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May 13, 2015 15:19
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I'm going outside to... quote... Do over Ham and IMJack...
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May 13, 2015 15:38
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York_M_Chan posted:Hey, Moneypenny Dreadful is playing the monkeyman song. 
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May 13, 2015 16:22
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:God, schmod - I want my monkeyman! Can't stop doing the monkey! 
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May 13, 2015 17:48
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Moneypenny Dreadful posted:God, schmod - I want my monkeyman!  Sorry, Donkey Kong, you're just not a draw anymore.
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May 13, 2015 17:57
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Writer Cath posted:I don't recall you consulting me when you got that hat. Only management-type guys with big salaries like me can afford things like that. E: Guys like me?!  I'm a guy like me! 
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May 13, 2015 18:36
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:
"It was sponsored by that guy from Apple Computers!" "What computers?" BTW, anyone have an animated gif of this?  Would be relevant to me today. And post more surgery/Doctor Nick quotes.
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May 13, 2015 18:53
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IMJack posted:"It was sponsored by that guy from Apple Computers!" Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. IMJack! With a back for a foot and a foot for a back!
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May 13, 2015 18:57
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Skeesix posted:Well if it isn't my old friend Mr. IMJack! He's back... in pog form!
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May 13, 2015 19:03
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York_M_Chan posted:Hey, Moneypenny Dreadful is playing the monkeyman song. I love that song. Reminds me of monkeymen.
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May 13, 2015 19:33
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IMJack posted:Would be relevant to me today. And post more surgery/Doctor Nick quotes. Calm down, sir. You're going to give yourself skin failure! Now all the symptoms point to one thing: Bonus Eloptus. It's a terrible condition where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body. Our one chance is trans-dental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor with a thousand-volt capacimator, stat! DizzyBum posted:He's back... in pog form! No, there's no time, man! We'll have to improvise!  Now do that every ten seconds! But I really hope everything is okay! After The War fucked around with this message at 19:50 on May 13, 2015 |
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May 13, 2015 19:47
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IMJack posted:
Are you looking for a way to slash the cost of your medical expenses? I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap. You tried the best, now try the rest. Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
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May 13, 2015 19:48
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IMJack posted:"It was sponsored by that guy from Apple Computers!" IMJack, nothing's more important to me than the health and well-being of my freaks. I'm sending you to a vet.
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May 13, 2015 22:43
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Are you looking for a way to slash the cost of your medical expenses? I will perform any operation for $129.95. Come in for brain surgery and receive a free Chinese finger trap. You tried the best, now try the rest. Call 1-600-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain! What's that extra B for?
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May 13, 2015 23:00
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After The War posted:But I really hope everything is okay! I'm better than alright! I've got stitches!!!
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May 13, 2015 23:19
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IMJack posted:I'm better than alright! I've got stitches!!! 
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May 13, 2015 23:58
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IMJack posted:I'm better than alright! I've got stitches!!! He'll have to wear this fanny cast for quite some time. But don't worry, son. It fits snuggly under your clothes. 
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May 14, 2015 00:50
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Class3KillStorm posted:He'll have to wear this fanny cast for quite some time. But don't worry, son. It fits snuggly under your clothes. 
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May 14, 2015 02:32
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IMJack posted:I'm better than alright! I've got stitches!!! It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger. Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is: bones heal, chicks dig scars and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world.
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May 14, 2015 02:54
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May 14, 2015 02:57
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:It's always good to see young people taking an interest in danger. Now a lot of people are going to be telling you you're crazy, and maybe they're right. But the fact of the matter is: bones heal, chicks dig scars and the United States of America has the best doctor to daredevil ratio in the world. 
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May 14, 2015 04:07
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PT6A posted:What's that extra B for? 
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May 14, 2015 06:45
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Martytoof posted:I'm going outside to... quote... Do over Ham and IMJack... Shh! Shut up!
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May 14, 2015 08:17
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Networks like animation cause they don't have to pay the actors squat. Plus they can change them, and no one can tell the diddly-ifference.
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May 14, 2015 09:40
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Trash Boat posted:Networks like animation cause they don't have to pay the actors squat. Plus they can change them, and no one can tell the diddly-ifference. Oh not, not Lenny! for those who havent heard http://www.theverge.com/2015/5/14/8604495/harry-shearer-leaves-the-simpsons-no-mr-burns-flanders
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May 14, 2015 13:32
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Man, there is gonna be one hell of a bus crash in Springfield.
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May 14, 2015 13:55
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Man, there is gonna be one hell of a bus crash in Springfield. Hey man! The American Dad thread is that-a-way 
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May 14, 2015 14:16
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Man, there is gonna be one hell of a bus crash in Springfield. 
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May 14, 2015 14:57
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Man, there is gonna be one hell of a bus crash in Springfield. Even so, sir, we could stand to lay off a few employees.
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May 14, 2015 15:00
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mrfart posted:Even so, sir, we could stand to lay off a few employees. You're right, Smithers. You're fired! Release the hounds.
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May 14, 2015 17:53
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Retail Slave posted:You're right, Smithers. You're fired! Did you just call me a liar?! 
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May 14, 2015 18:18
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Luminous Obscurity posted:Did you just call me a liar?! Oh that's it. You insulted my honor! I demand satisfaction. I challenge you to a duel!
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Trash Boat posted:Networks like animation cause they don't have to pay the actors squat. Plus they can change them, and no one can tell the diddly-ifference.  Seamless huh?
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