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Mr. Flunchy posted:
If they play this 100% straight in a movie I would believe it.
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Mr. Flunchy posted:
This is a goddamn vaudeville act. "Comedy of errors!" "Chaos theory!" *both take off their hats, and take a knee*
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May 11, 2015 19:40
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Muldoon has the perfect "shut the gently caress up and accept this reader" face.
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May 11, 2015 21:07
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Obviously there's going to be a scene with the original T Rex that fits the 'old hero comes out of retirement' trope. Chris Pratt enters the T Rex enclosure. Rex is playing chess or something quietly. Pratt begs for her help, but she snubs him and turns away. Later, at a critical point where they are about to be devoured by the I Rex, T Rex comes to the rescue. Rex and Pratt wink and bump fists. Fin
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May 12, 2015 00:29
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Panfilo posted:Obviously there's going to be a scene with the original T Rex that fits the 'old hero comes out of retirement' trope. Chris Pratt enters the T Rex enclosure. Rex is playing chess or something quietly. Pratt begs for her help, but she snubs him and turns away. T-Rex wearing a vest behind a bar - Rexy's Place. She's cleaning glasses with a rag. Pratt walks in pleading for help, T-Rex is all "I don't do that poo poo anymore... I'm out of the game." Raptor flies through the window, T-Rex bites the fucker in two. Pratt and Rex lock eyes meaningfully.
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May 12, 2015 00:39
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If this movie doesn't go all out in stupidity and we don't get an Avengers like long take of Pratt alongside Raptors, Dilophosaurus, Rex, and whatever the gently caress else fighting the two I-Rexes with combos and poo poo then this movie completely missed the point of making a sequel.
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May 12, 2015 01:05
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Mr. Flunchy posted:
And then, without irony, this page became the basic plot of JP4.
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May 12, 2015 03:45
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Maybe its because Im Australian and Comics arent really part of our culture but holy poo poo reading them is the most tedious thing. Maybe its because everyone talks in that 1920s-esque accent in my head as Im reading it.
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May 12, 2015 06:57
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Mr. Flunchy posted:T-Rex wearing a vest behind a bar - Rexy's Place. She's cleaning glasses with a rag. Pratt walks in pleading for help, T-Rex is all "I don't do that poo poo anymore... I'm out of the game." Raptor flies through the window, T-Rex bites the fucker in two. Pratt and Rex lock eyes meaningfully. "Play it, just one more time, Pratt. For old time's sake." Pratt sits behind a piano. He wiggles his fingers free of a couple decade's worth of musical cobwebs. And then... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gOmJLk1lu08
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May 12, 2015 07:38
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Laserface posted:Maybe its because Im Australian and Comics arent really part of our culture but holy poo poo reading them is the most tedious thing. I dunno, I'm Australian too and I read a lot of comics growing up. I don't think I've read one since I was maybe 12, though.
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May 12, 2015 08:14
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Laserface posted:Maybe its because Im Australian and Comics arent really part of our culture but holy poo poo reading them is the most tedious thing. Are you sure it isn't because reading isn't really part of your culture?
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May 12, 2015 08:30
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Remember all the discussion quite a ways back of the Barbasol can in Jurassic Park and how Barbasol didn't capitalize on it? Well, they're milking the hell out of it now.
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May 12, 2015 11:53
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Bad Angus! Bad!
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I had a dream there was going to be dinosaurs talking to each other with subtitles and poo poo.
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May 12, 2015 14:52
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Vintersorg posted:I had a dream there was going to be dinosaurs talking to each other with subtitles and poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6s9sjPzyQjk
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May 12, 2015 14:54
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Mr. Flunchy posted:
And yet not as bad as how bringing people back from the dead was handled in The Lost World
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Delivery McGee posted:Remember all the discussion quite a ways back of the Barbasol can in Jurassic Park and how Barbasol didn't capitalize on it? Well, they're milking the hell out of it now. Who gives a poo poo about a can with some dinosaur pictures on it, we want the actual thing from the movie that has a secret compartment in the bottom. It was cool because it was like a James Bond gadget, not because dinosaurs.
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Vintersorg posted:I had a dream there was going to be dinosaurs talking to each other with subtitles and poo poo. 
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Basebf555 posted:Who gives a poo poo about a can with some dinosaur pictures on it, we want the actual thing from the movie that has a secret compartment in the bottom. It was cool because it was like a James Bond gadget, not because dinosaurs.
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ALAN!
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May 12, 2015 22:57
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And now for something completely different: Hey! Also a video about everyone's favorite lawyer.
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May 12, 2015 23:46
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Also looks like science has been playing god again http://news.yahoo.com/chicken-embryos-dinosaur-snouts-created-lab-131834500.html 
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http://news.yale.edu/2015/05/12/tweaking-beak-retracing-bird-s-beak-its-dinosaur-origins-laboratory
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So we're totally going to have little velociraptors as pets in like 10 years, right?
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Stare-Out posted:So we're totally going to have little velociraptors as pets in like 10 years, right? We already do- they are called cats.
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Just Offscreen posted:We already do- they are called Genetically modified feather-less parrots is going to be a growth industry.
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Xenomrph posted:And now for something completely different: Hey! Okay that first one got me good.
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Just Offscreen posted:We already do- they are called cats. I hope the raptors in jw dickishly knock things off tables
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Just Offscreen posted:We already do- they are called cats. The kitchen scene from the first movie would still basically be the same scene if you replaced the raptors with cats
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Macaluso posted:The kitchen scene from the first movie would still basically be the same scene if you replaced the raptors with cats https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pugJI6ftj_0
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May 14, 2015 04:46
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LEGO Jurassic World out the same day as the movie, June 12th. New trailer
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Vintersorg posted:I had a dream there was going to be dinosaurs talking to each other with subtitles and poo poo. That'd rule like it was Critters.
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I really hope Pratt is riding on the back of a Tyrannosaur at some points. Because...seriously! I'm really into films where the hero harnesses the same 'power' as the villain. In the previous Jurassic Park films, they were fighting the dinosaurs. But in this film, Pratt seems like Muldoon^2. He not only understands the dinosaurs' point of view, but seems to respect them as well. The best way to fight dinosaurs is with...dinosaurs!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2cc5lQuWfI New trailer with Hammond, original theme and what looks to be a disappointing lack of onscreen visitor death.
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A new video from InGen
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Haha Wu is Jony Ive. Sounds about right. Also, is that Hammond trailer official? It doesn't have any new scenes, could easily be fan made. Looks similar to a fan trailer that used the flea circus speech, which was much more effective with its ominous tone. Still, if so that's my favorite official trailer so far, but just because it's the one that reminds me most of the first film.
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Saw a trailer for this I hadn't seen before, in front of Mad Max. Set up the "bad" dino like a rebellion leader. Maybe just copying the Planet of Apes remakes, I dunno.
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feedmyleg posted:Haha Wu is Jony Ive. Sounds about right. The shot of the girl being dropped into the aquatic tank and of the kids diving off the cliff are both new, aren't they?
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effectual posted:Saw a trailer for this I hadn't seen before, in front of Mad Max. Set up the "bad" dino like a rebellion leader. Maybe just copying the Planet of Apes remakes, I dunno. Wasn't the story or the first draft written by the people who wrote the new Planet of the Apes movies? It would explain a lot.
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That's a great ad. It also helps alleviate one of the big problems I had with the movie, and that's them saying Indominus Rex was the first dinosaur hybrid, totally forgetting that in the original, they were all hybrids with frog DNA. Of course, if they have "100% genome accuracy" now, then Velociraptors should be half the size and have feathers, but I'm splitting hairs, I guess. Or feathers.
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Gammatron 64 posted:Of course, if they have "100% genome accuracy" now, then Velociraptors should be half the size and have feathers, but I'm splitting hairs, I guess. Or feathers.
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