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basically every hack comedian whose entire repertoire consists of Buzzfeed 90s kids lists and Sinbad-level comparison jokes became a TV executive
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i should get back into obsessively working out so I can be dangerously attractive again or maybe start with just making sure to polish my shoes more often
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Berke Negri posted:i should get back into obsessively working out so I can be dangerously attractive again work out because it makes you feel good
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May 14, 2015 00:46
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joeburz posted:work out because it makes you feel good that too I've cut back on drinking ready to make the plunge
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May 14, 2015 00:48
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Berke Negri posted:i should get back into obsessively working out so I can be dangerously attractive again this but delete "back" and "again"
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May 14, 2015 00:49
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i work out every day and because of that i'm pretty loath to drink like most of you guys since it'll murder me when i hit the treadmill
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May 14, 2015 00:50
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:i work out every day and because of that i'm pretty loath to drink like most of you guys I also find that the more I exercise the less I want to do horrible poo poo like drink and eat poo poo because the performance hit is horrifying.
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May 14, 2015 00:51
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I work out a bunch and drink a bunch and I don't give a poo poo.
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Disinterested posted:I also find that the more I exercise the less I want to do horrible poo poo like drink and eat poo poo because the performance hit is horrifying. yeah my workouts are pretty much the only thing keeping me from ballooning into your bog standard fat goon i enjoy checking out my ribs in the mirror every morning 
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May 14, 2015 00:52
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Raskolnikov38 posted:craig nelson is the "i was on welfare, government never helped me!" guy right? I saw Craig Nelson at a golf course in Kuai. Please do not think ill of me, I was only 14, it wasnt my bourgeois trip! I also shot like 6 over par!
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May 14, 2015 00:52
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I'd consider my aerobic work done if I can get either 1) get my 5k time down to 25 minutes 2) run a 10k I'll co sister myself swole enough if I can bench 250
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May 14, 2015 00:53
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i work out a lot less since i started grad school  hoping i can get back to at least four times a week over the summer and then maintain it when classes start again
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May 14, 2015 00:53
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Berke Negri posted:i should get back into obsessively working out so I can be dangerously attractive again ditto
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visceril posted:I'd consider my aerobic work done if I can get either 1) get my 5k time down to 25 minutes 2) run a 10k What's with all the auto-correct disasters here today?
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May 14, 2015 00:54
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lol if you aren't perpetually strung out and on the verge of snapping like a brittle twig at any moments notice
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May 14, 2015 00:56
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Absurd Alhazred posted:What's with all the auto-correct disasters here today? dont judge him this is a brave new world and if he wants to be his own swole sister then godspeed.
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May 14, 2015 00:56
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last week I caught sight of myself in a mirror and thought I might be developing jaundice.
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May 14, 2015 00:56
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Hmm... The opening I applied to two days ago has been taken down. Have they filled it? Was it put up by mistake? I sit here and anxiously fret.
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May 14, 2015 00:56
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kustomkarkommando posted:last week I caught sight of myself in a mirror and thought I might be developing jaundice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWWwM2wwMww
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May 14, 2015 00:58
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May 14, 2015 00:59
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:I work out a bunch and drink a bunch and I don't give a poo poo. yeah i drank a lot when i was biking like 10k a day i leave for work at 730 AM now though and i can barely drag myself out of bed on time let alone get up at 630 to work out quickly
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May 14, 2015 01:00
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Spaceman Future! posted:dont judge him this is a brave new world and if he wants to be his own swole sister then godspeed. Cmon let me here you swole sistas Hey sista swole sista...
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May 14, 2015 01:02
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:Hmm... The opening I applied to two days ago has been taken down. Have they filled it? Was it put up by mistake? I sit here and anxiously fret. they saw your application and decided to just shut the whole operation down because there's no way they could even hope to match your greatness
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May 14, 2015 01:04
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the vapors are very good
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May 14, 2015 01:04
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Jerry Manderbilt posted:i work out every day and because of that i'm pretty loath to drink like most of you guys its nowhere near as bad as smoking, so drink away also do some hard biking because its 1000x better on your knees 
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May 14, 2015 01:05
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most babies have jaundice to some degree, as did my son, and nothing gave me more pleasure than giving the stinkeye to people who asked if my half korean baby looked "yellow" so many blurted apologies. It wore off quick but it was fun while it lasted
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May 14, 2015 01:06
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posted this in the wrong thread and didnt realize lol national anthems at sporting events are weird like 2/3rds of the people in the nhl are from canada and basically 90%+ of the two teams tonight are from non US countries
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May 14, 2015 01:06
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Spaceman Future! posted:most babies have jaundice to some degree, as did my son, and nothing gave me more pleasure than giving the stinkeye to people who asked if my half korean baby looked "yellow" I'm sure you'll be just as thrilled when you start wondering if people are just doing baby talk or being super racist
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May 14, 2015 01:08
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Berke Negri posted:that too Yeah, I started cutting back so I could get back to running semi-regularly
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May 14, 2015 01:16
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:I work out a bunch and drink a bunch and I don't give a poo poo. Same - I make up for the excesses.
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May 14, 2015 01:19
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Wife and I are at Costco shopping for a charity event. Two kids are having an absolute meltdown and the mom is just screaming at them. One of them is named "Liam." Perfect.
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May 14, 2015 01:22
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Majorian posted:Wife and I are at Costco shopping for a charity event. Two kids are having an absolute meltdown and the mom is just screaming at them. One of them is named "Liam." Perfect. I don't get it
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May 14, 2015 01:24
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kustomkarkommando posted:I don't get it Maybe a Gallagher brothers reference?
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May 14, 2015 01:25
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kustomkarkommando posted:I don't get it LIam is a name for pussies. *gets neck snapped*
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May 14, 2015 01:25
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So why was that derailed Amtrak train going 106 mph? That seems like something more than a momentary lapse in concentration by the engineer.
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May 14, 2015 01:30
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ThirdPartyView posted:Same - I make up for the excesses. Wish I could do this, my stomach gets so torn up by drinking that I have a hard time running for the next couple days without feeling like crap
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May 14, 2015 01:30
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the only worthwhile exercises are running and rock climbing e: and bouldering
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May 14, 2015 01:33
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kustomkarkommando posted:I don't get it Oh, Liam's one of those names that white people give their kids in the U.S. when they want them to be spoiled, awful little antichrists. It's a perfectly fine name elsewhere, but here it seems to be a common name among terrible people's terrible kids. Also, yes, the Gallagher brothers comparison did cross my mind.
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May 14, 2015 01:33
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Swan Oat posted:the only worthwhile exercises are running and rock climbing what's bouldering?
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asdf32 posted:A lot of people seem to be making confused arguments.
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