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Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
i want yall to just look at these pictures http://keithlynch.net/pics/

The Warszawa posted:

oh for some reason I thought you were saying the trend in scifi is also volume doorstoppers

QUESTION REINSTATED

yeah no i meant like publishers will really want the authors to turn a single reasonably sized novel into a trilogy or more by basically stretching out the plot with meaningless details. you create a doorstopper through the multiple volumes involved because apparently nerds go crazy for serieses

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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

do you use grindr? do dudes on it often lie about their weight/use old pictures?

thats been my most recent issue. ive legit had to get up and walk away from the last 2 dates b/c of the deceit involved

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Exclamation Marx posted:

i'm reading wheel of time, and the whole thing really seems to have a bdsm undercurrent

Stop now instead of in 8 1000 word books imo I read like 10 of them and regret it

Valuable shitposting time lost

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

nutranurse posted:

do you use grindr? do dudes on it often lie about their weight/use old pictures?

thats been my most recent issue. ive legit had to get up and walk away from the last 2 dates b/c of the deceit involved

i was at a wedding recently and the topic of how loving racist grindr is came up

apparently it's crazy racist

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Sharkie posted:

does it still look like a sapling though?


if i were crazy rich, that's definitely the kind of crazy rich i'd be.

no, it is elegant and aged, which is its only power, that of observation.



The Warszawa posted:

IMO start with the la quartet then do the underworld usa trilogy (in which Hughes features more prominently)

will do. doesn't look like there's an audio book immediately available, but it did put a bunch of mariachi music on the screen and it reminded me that I havent listened to Mariachi El Bronx for a while so now im doing that.

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Car magazine articles tho

Puberty is rough. :smith:

Especially when you're not driving yourself so you can't tell when the writer has disappeared up his own rear end

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

The Warszawa posted:

lol ofc you are doesn't that series turn ponytail tugging into an art?
that plus a whole bunch of nudity-as-punishment & magic bondage

Badger of Basra posted:

how can you read while it's raining

:fut:

but for real my whole day's rekt. all the trains got cancelled just as i was gonna go to uni, and i'm not sure if they'll be back by morning, and i've got a presentation at 1 :mad:

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

The Warszawa posted:

i was at a wedding recently and the topic of how loving racist grindr is came up

apparently it's crazy racist

yeah thats what ive heard

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Spaceman Future! posted:

no, it is elegant and aged, which is its only power, that of observation.


will do. doesn't look like there's an audio book immediately available, but it did put a bunch of mariachi music on the screen and it reminded me that I havent listened to Mariachi El Bronx for a while so now im doing that.

did you ever see la confidential?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Sharkie posted:

:hfive:, aka, ask me anything about the delicate ecosystem of the quasi-elemental plane of ash.

Ah, Planescape, the only setting of D&D I enjoyed

I guess Dark Sun wasn't too bad either

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Exclamation Marx posted:

that plus a whole bunch of nudity-as-punishment & magic bondage


:fut:

but for real my whole day's rekt. all the trains got cancelled just as i was gonna go to uni, and i'm not sure if they'll be back by morning, and i've got a presentation at 1 :mad:

you're still in uni? fsr i assumed you were older

icantfindaname
Jul 1, 2008


like anime is terrible but it's still likeable and entertaining, tolkien-style fantasy is unbearably boring. it's literal autist fodder

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

StandardVC10 posted:

I feel like I'm the outlier here for not getting into any fantasy novels beyond Lord of the Rings and the other peripheral Tolkien stuff.

I read lots of Squadron/Signal aircraft histories and car magazine articles instead. Not sure if that makes me worse.

Small Frozen Thing posted:

Pretty much lateral.

Wellll, let's be fair - StandardVC10, did you learn any practical skills from reading those articles?

Aurubin
Mar 17, 2011

I'm a gigantic autistic nerd, so naturally I DMed. My favorite campaign I put together was one in which I had my high school friends roleplay themselves in the Planescape setting. Was interesting to see what class they would choose, what faction they would join, the choices they made as "themselves". I liked my final choice where it was between finding a way home but giving up everything they had discovered and accomplished or losing potentially their only way back to Earth. More people went home than I thought they would.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

The Warszawa posted:

i was at a wedding recently and the topic of how loving racist grindr is came up

apparently it's crazy racist

we've talked about this!!

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
my baby is now able to manipulate objects with her hands, and is developing a sense of things. she has a stuffed animal which she likes to sleep with. it is a flat elephant, which we have named flat elephant

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

you're still in uni? fsr i assumed you were older

maybe he's a """"non-traditional student""""

which is my favorite euphemism for "old person"

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

The Warszawa posted:

did you ever see la confidential?

yeah but its been long enough that basically no

The ideology eater
Oct 20, 2010

IT'S GARBAGE DAY AT WENDY'S FUCK YEAH WE EATIN GOOD TONIGHT

Exclamation Marx posted:

that plus a whole bunch of nudity-as-punishment & magic bondage


:fut:

but for real my whole day's rekt. all the trains got cancelled just as i was gonna go to uni, and i'm not sure if they'll be back by morning, and i've got a presentation at 1 :mad:

There's really only more braid pulling as the series goes on

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Zeitgueist posted:

chat throd, i've been taking some time off have i missed anything

We mostly wondered where you were.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Popular Thug Drink posted:

my baby is now able to manipulate objects with her hands, and is developing a sense of things. she has a stuffed animal which she likes to sleep with. it is a flat elephant, which we have named flat elephant

my baby likes his stuffed frog, which is also a pacifier. Also his butterfly with squeaky thing in it

I have a feeling that our spawn are not that far apart in age

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Spaceman Future! posted:

yeah but its been long enough that basically no

la confidential is the third book in the la quartet

the book is better than the movie and i love the movie

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Badger of Basra posted:

maybe he's a """"non-traditional student""""

which is my favorite euphemism for "old person"

all of a sudden i saw a few of them around my school

like one is really noticeable a baby boomer doing a history thesis rn

The Warszawa
Jun 6, 2005

Look at me. Look at me.

I am the captain now.

Badger of Basra posted:

we've talked about this!!

oh yeah, we have

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

icantfindaname posted:

like anime is terrible but it's still likeable and entertaining, tolkien-style fantasy is unbearably boring. it's literal autist fodder

This is not true, I am the most autistic one here and I hate tolkein-style fantasy

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Majorian posted:

Wellll, let's be fair - StandardVC10, did you learn any practical skills from reading those articles?

Doubtful.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
asoiaf was nice because it wasn't tolkein fantasy, but then it turned into tolkien lite

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Popular Thug Drink posted:

asoiaf was nice because it wasn't tolkein fantasy, but then it turned into tolkien lite

lol no, it's always been Tolkein-style

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

Aurubin posted:

Japanese RPGs are not role playing games. :colbert:

interactive stories

still fun

i was playing suikoden on my tablet recently

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

We mostly wondered where you were.

please try to keep it believable

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Zeitgueist posted:

chat throd, i've been taking some time off have i missed anything

it's raining

LorrdErnie posted:

Stop now instead of in 8 1000 word books imo I read like 10 of them and regret it

but they're only $9 ea on kindle

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

you're still in uni? fsr i assumed you were older

i hide my age with a disdainful posting style

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp
who has kept the dogbutton hot in my absense

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Exclamation Marx posted:

it's raining


but they're only $9 ea on kindle


i hide my age with a disdainful posting style



so 20 then

Zeitgueist
Aug 8, 2003

by Ralp

i'm in california so no

however we're projected to get some on friday so it's basically ww3

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
E Marx, could you probate Loquacious the next time he talks about football in D&D

I will be indebted to you

StandardVC10
Feb 6, 2007

This avatar now 50% more dark mode compliant

Zeitgueist posted:

i'm in california so no

however we're projected to get some on friday so it's basically ww3

It'll probably be weaksauce "mist for 30 minutes, sprinkle for 5 minutes" rain though

Actually I don't know that it's just the cynic in me

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

Zeitgueist posted:

i'm in california so no

however we're projected to get some on friday so it's basically ww3

insert onion article: "los angeles braces for 50 degree winter"

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Small Frozen Thing posted:

E Marx, could you probate Loquacious the next time he talks about football in D&D

I will be indebted to you

but this will anger the rest of the Borg collective

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

21
don;t doxx me

Small Frozen Thing posted:

E Marx, could you probate Loquacious the next time he talks about football in D&D

I will be indebted to you

i gave him an av that he's secretly real salty about

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
<3 <3 <3

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