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Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

nutranurse posted:

white people get comic sans

can support



gently caress germanyyyyyyy

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

PupsOfWar posted:

im down w/ afrocentric revisionism

I am when it's accurate. There were definitely black pharaohs, but yeah - most ancient Egyptians weren't black.

Nintendo Kid
Aug 4, 2011

by Smythe
ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉ ͜ʖ ◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ your post's mine now


V. Illych L. posted:

right, but this would be an exceptional thing to do, because LBJ was a Dem president and thus expected by default to help his party members win their local elections

dog in the american system most of the time no one in politics has all that much responsibility to their party,

V. Illych L. posted:

no, i'm saying that if he can't get the tea party to collaborate he should get them out or regain a parliamentary majority for his party

neither of which are at all easy, but he's POTUS, which is a p. difficult job in general

obama is not a wizard with the power to destroy racism. also, the president does not control redistricting at all.

Berke Negri posted:

what is he supposed to do murder them

well yeah he should though

V. Illych L. posted:

you do have a parliament, you just call it Congress

a parliament is just a supreme legislative body, generally (but not necessarily) elected. you don't have a Parliament, but that's another thing entirely

nah parliamentary refers to a specific system which was consciously avoided when creating the us.

Disinterested posted:

original bike designs were mostly tall for some reason

the reason was: lovely gearing iirc and also the fact the large wheel allowed a smoother ride before we invented better tires and suspensions and such.

Badger of Basra posted:

i think you can also be a shadow senator for washington dc

in one of the bad cop threads last week FRINGE was ranting about how the shadow government of the us causes cops to be evil because corporations

euphronius posted:

fischmeck is def a guy.

for some reason people commonly confuse me for a) a woman and b) english or irish

euphronius posted:

PoCs should have their own personal pronouns.

or maybe fonts and typefaces.

who else remembers the weird dues in the old feminisim thread who decided they should type in small text like this at all times to show they weren't speaking over women? cuz i sure do

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
i mean whitefolk already talk in comic sans so the leap isnt that big

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

also down w/ pretending Wakanda is a real place

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

Majorian posted:

LOL, does he think ancient Egyptians were black?

Originally all folk where black, but then the mad scientist Yakub created whitefolk. :eng101:

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

Popular Thug Drink posted:

mark twain's nonfic owns

Life on the Mississippi rules. I'm obviously a fanboy of river writing though, I mean gently caress, look at my username.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

PupsOfWar posted:

also down w/ pretending Wakanda is a real place

Agreed.

Although maybe it would be best if Man-Ape were to remain fictional.

Spaceman Future!
Feb 9, 2007

Nintendo Kid posted:

ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉ ͜ʖ ◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ your post's mine now

works in quote

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
Is there any poster that you imagine with a really strong accent.

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

Randler posted:

Originally all folk where black, but then the mad scientist Yakub created whitefolk. :eng101:

What about Asians or Latinos?

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Nintendo Kid posted:

ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉ ͜ʖ ◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้ your post's mine now

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I have an incredibly thick american accent.

Randler
Jan 3, 2013

ACER ET VEHEMENS BONAVIS

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

What about Asians or Latinos?

IIRC Asians are considered black by the Nation of Islam.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Disinterested posted:

Is there any poster that you imagine with a really strong accent.

i imagine randler sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNUdCtMXWE

lol at the music added, someone really likes the nazis

Alligator Horse
Mar 23, 2013

Delaware accent. Pronounce water 'wudder.'

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Randler posted:

Originally all folk where black, but then the mad scientist Yakub created whitefolk. :eng101:

It is known.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

Randler posted:

IIRC Asians are considered black by the Nation of Islam.

I enjoyed the Farnham's Freehold dichotomy where you're white if your nation partcipated in WW3 and black if it did not.

I didn't enjoy the rest of Farnham's Freehold

PsychoInternetHawk
Apr 4, 2011

Perhaps, if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque.
Grimey Drawer

euphronius posted:

I have an incredibly thick american accent.

Every time European English speakers have imitated my American accent their impression sounds like a thick Mississippi drawl.

I am from Massachusetts.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

PsychoInternetHawk posted:

Every time European English speakers have imitated my American accent their impression sounds like a thick Mississippi drawl.

I am from Massachusetts.

euros usually speak with a texan accent when i hear them try an american accent

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

nutranurse posted:

i imagine randler sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNUdCtMXWE

lol at the music added, someone really likes the nazis

I don't believe he has a gross Austrian accent.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

nutranurse posted:

euros usually speak with a texan accent when i hear them try an american accent

we usually do that or a socal accent

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

zoux posted:

what is comic sans? What would comic avec be?

Comic Serif

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

zoux is so texan that all of his consonants are just different pitches of whistle

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Disinterested posted:

I don't believe he has a gross Austrian accent.

Yeah, he definitely doesn't. You've heard Randler before Nutranurse.

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
One of the noteworthy things about Hitler is that to most North Germans he just sounds kind of weird/funny.

There's interview footage of people from the time being like 'he's a passionate speaker but jesus he sounds absurd'.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
all texas posters sound like boomhauer in my mind

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


hmmm

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

all texas posters sound like boomhauer in my mind

yeah well all californians sound like the californians from snl, to me

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
boyahtellyawhutrightnowemnnemngnmensaltmadmnnernemnerohword

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

zoux posted:

yeah well all californians sound like the californians from snl, to me

speaking as someone not from around here, thats exactly how they sound

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
dangolebigolefireaty'allmegalomart

yeah that's how I imagine it too

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
jeusus this marvel agents of shield ending :stonk:

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Today I have a dad claiming his kid's tuition at Tulane as fraud

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

nutranurse posted:

i imagine randler sounds like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFNUdCtMXWE

lol at the music added, someone really likes the nazis

gently caress the caption translator for whitewashing krupp for translation 'kruppstahl' as just 'steel' :v:

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001

paranoid randroid posted:

I MAINTAIN that list would have been funnier if it drilled down harder on the bukowski/thompson/mailer/"hell, i take my whiskey straight" angle

honeypot articles like that don't need to be too funny

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Hey cool, Russ Feingold's back.:)

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Sinnlos posted:

Today I have a dad claiming his kid's tuition at Tulane as fraud

It gets better. Also claimed are multiple flights to exotic locales. This is when I love my job.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
feingold's back, in pog form

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Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

paranoid randroid posted:

feingold's back, in pog form

Awww, you traded my soul for that?

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