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Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

ACES CURE PLANES posted:




Oh my God. I never knew I wanted this, but I'm glad to have it. :allears:

Oh my god

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Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Sleeveless posted:

I swear that I've seen that robot+skull paint design before in Mechwarrior or something.

Maybe Kanji's persona.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

a kitten posted:

Hawkeye's Family.
and those other guys too, i guess.


Aw. That's sweet. :shobon:

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

Dick Trauma posted:

As terrible as those TV shows must be I'm kind of freaked out to see yet another comic from my childhood get translated to live action. Only took 50 years!



There actually has already been a live version show of The Flash, from 1990, it bombed horribly, mainly due to it's horrible time slot, and then constantly getting reshuffled to other time slots that no one cared about.

Also it was cheesy as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea9sq9jH60M

I still watched it anyways.

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.
90s Flash is hilarious. The episode with the evil hippies is amazingly bad.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Leper Residue posted:

There actually has already been a live version show of The Flash, from 1990, it bombed horribly, mainly due to it's horrible time slot, and then constantly getting reshuffled to other time slots that no one cared about.

Also it was cheesy as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea9sq9jH60M

I still watched it anyways.

The funny thing about this new Flash show is that they're basically pretending that the 90's show happened, with the exception of the Flash showing up. The biggest example is the 90's show had two episodes with Mark Hamill as the Trickster and the new show had it so that he was caught by regular cops in 1990 and he's been in prison ever since. They even used footage from that show as part of the Trickster's file when the Flash was reading up on him.

Leper Residue
Sep 28, 2003

To where no dog has gone before.

muscles like this? posted:

The funny thing about this new Flash show is that they're basically pretending that the 90's show happened, with the exception of the Flash showing up. The biggest example is the 90's show had two episodes with Mark Hamill as the Trickster and the new show had it so that he was caught by regular cops in 1990 and he's been in prison ever since. They even used footage from that show as part of the Trickster's file when the Flash was reading up on him.

This is the first thing I've seen that actually makes me want to watch the new Flash series. Cause holy hell, those trickster episodes.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Leper Residue posted:

This is the first thing I've seen that actually makes me want to watch the new Flash series. Cause holy hell, those trickster episodes.

Flash's father is being played by the actor who played Flash in the 90's.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Flash's father is being played by the actor who played Flash in the 90's.

I think the scientist woman from that show is also in the new Flash.

Here's the first promo image/banner for the new CW comic book show Legends of Tomorrow. This is probably made real quick, because Canary in this picture looks to be wearing her outfit ftom Arrow but 'shopped to be white.


And a Terminator Genisys poster. At least no artificial breasts on Sarah Connor this time.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


I don't think its exactly the same since her Canary outfit had her boobs hanging out all the time.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:

The MSJ posted:

And a Terminator Genisys poster. At least no artificial breasts on Sarah Connor this time.


Are Terminators supposed to have hands the size of human heads?

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The MSJ posted:

Here's the first promo image/banner for the new CW comic book show Legends of Tomorrow. This is probably made real quick, because Canary in this picture looks to be wearing her outfit ftom Arrow but 'shopped to be white.


Holy poo poo, Rory?

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

MikeJF posted:

Holy poo poo, Rory?

And he plays an enigmatic time traveller

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴

The MSJ posted:

And a Terminator Genisys poster. At least no artificial breasts on Sarah Connor this time.


Nah, looks like they spent all their photoshop time on her rear end this time around.

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

fatherboxx posted:

And he plays an enigmatic time traveller

A charming enigmatic time traveller.

He's basically playing the Doctor. Hopefully he gets a chance to crossover with Arrow enough to hang out with Barrowman and Kingston.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Leper Residue posted:

There actually has already been a live version show of The Flash, from 1990, it bombed horribly, mainly due to it's horrible time slot, and then constantly getting reshuffled to other time slots that no one cared about.

Also it was cheesy as hell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ea9sq9jH60M

I still watched it anyways.

Oh, I know about that show. I meant a live-action version of Captain Cold and Heatwave taking on the Flash, like in that comic I posted. Unless I misunderstood what was posted and they're in a different series.

Man I must've read that comic 100 times when I was little.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

The MSJ posted:

And a Terminator Genisys poster. At least no artificial breasts on Sarah Connor this time.


Is it just me or does it look a bit better not at a weird angle for no reason.



Also Sarah Conner, stop stoically staring into the distance, your feet are on fire!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
I hate everything they're doing with Sarah Connor.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I hate everything they're doing with the Terminator franchise.

If you're going to go cheap and silly, at least go all the way. Make it be 3 timelines intersecting. Back to the Future II meets that horrifying scene in Looper. Have a Terminator go back to dinosaur times to crush the first mammal just to say "gently caress it", insert scenes from Terminator 2 and have old Schwartzeneggar running around in the background looking for the neural net processor like it was an almanac. Timecrimes that poo poo where Arnold realizes he made a mistake at the beginning of the movie and has to loop back around and stop himself from making that mistake. Either that or just make a horror movie again, do a semi-remake of the first where a terminator travels back and just tries to kill Sarah's mom instead. Just don't give me this weak poo poo.

e: At least Terminator Salvation had a weight to it, and had good production values.

feedmyleg fucked around with this message at 20:01 on May 14, 2015

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Sarah Connor is: Dark Angel

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

feedmyleg posted:

I hate everything they're doing with the Terminator franchise.

If you're going to go cheap and silly, at least go all the way. Make it be 3 timelines intersecting. Back to the Future II meets that horrifying scene in Looper. Have a Terminator go back to dinosaur times to crush the first mammal just to say "gently caress it", insert scenes from Terminator 2 and have old Schwartzeneggar running around in the background looking for the neural net processor like it was an almanac. Timecrimes that poo poo where Arnold realizes he made a mistake at the beginning of the movie and has to loop back around and stop himself from making that mistake. Either that or just make a horror movie again, do a semi-remake of the first where a terminator travels back and just tries to kill Sarah's mom instead. Just don't give me this weak poo poo.

e: At least Terminator Salvation had a weight to it, and had good production values.

Just tip off Homer and his time traveling toaster, but every time robots go back to the past they make the future even worse for themselves.

Parachute
May 18, 2003
Just get Joe Dante to direct the rest of the Terminator franchise and you'll be in business.

Meatwave
Feb 21, 2014

Truest Detective - Work Crew Division.
:dong::yayclod:
What's up with Sarah Connor carrying around a skull in these posters like she's about to go bowling?

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Meatwave posted:

What's up with Sarah Connor carrying around a skull in these posters like she's about to go bowling?



The Big Lebowskinator.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours


Dr. Silberman: It won't work, Sarah. You're no killer, I don't believe you'd do it.
Sarah Connor: You're already dead, Silberman. Everybody dies. You know I believe it so don't gently caress with me!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD fucked around with this message at 20:22 on May 14, 2015

hexwren
Feb 27, 2008



F R A N C H I S E

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

It's an odd name, and I thought they had ran out of books, but I'm sure The Hunger Games: Franchise will be good.

Cialis Railman
Apr 20, 2007

Just do what I do and deny the existence of any Terminator movie since T2.

I mean, what Terminator movies? Everyone knows there were only two! :downs:

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
Why even bother denying the existence of 3 and Salvation when they were so forgettable?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
To me, Terminator 3 and Jurassic Park 3 are essentially the same boring movie. Terminator Salvation is probably what would have happened had the dino-human hybrid Jurassic Park 4 gone forward and had the craziness watered down before production. Jurassic World and Terminator Genesys look like they have similar problems - though World still looks like it could pull through and be fun.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Terminator 3 is a precursor to Universal Soldier Regeneration so it gets a pass.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
Yeah, the problem with both is that they're reaaaally reaching for reasons to even exist. What is there gonna be in Gynesis (i seriously cannot ever remember what their stupid spelling of that word is) that hasn't already been done in previous films (and probably better to boot)? I'm all for sequels and remakes if they bring something new to the table, but at least Terminator looks like it's just rehashing poo poo. Even the new wrinkles like John Connor being a Terminator already feel stale.

e: Jurassic World has Chris Pratt's Raptor Posse though, so I'm still interested there.

Wendell
May 11, 2003

I assume it's Genisys because it's a system. I don't know why it's an i instead of an e though.

Mahlertov Cocktail
Mar 1, 2010

I ate your Mahler avatar! Hahahaha!
Ahh yeah true, that makes... some measure of sense.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
isys = ISIS

:tinfoil:

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Jurassic Park 3 has the guy from Fargo in it, so it rules.

Edit: the guy with the glasses.

Edit2: Jurassic Park 2 also had another guy from Fargo in it, and it ruled as well.

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Those guys are in a lot of things. They're actors.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
I thought that was a documentary.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe

Dick Trauma posted:

I thought that was a documentary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyoWmkhRyp8

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Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Mahlertov Cocktail posted:

Yeah, the problem with both is that they're reaaaally reaching for reasons to even exist. What is there gonna be in Gynesis (i seriously cannot ever remember what their stupid spelling of that word is) that hasn't already been done in previous films (and probably better to boot)? I'm all for sequels and remakes if they bring something new to the table, but at least Terminator looks like it's just rehashing poo poo. Even the new wrinkles like John Connor being a Terminator already feel stale.

e: Jurassic World has Chris Pratt's Raptor Posse though, so I'm still interested there.

I liked Cracked's take on the Jurassic World trailer, with the theory that it was intended to be a comedy that went horribly wrong somewhere along the line. All the big actors and behind-the-scenes talent attached to the movie are known for comedies, the way some of the shots form the trailer are done are far more in line with a comedy than a serious movie, the concept is just ridiculous enough to work as one, and even the slightly shonky special effects would work perfectly as a satire of shonky special effects.

Everything about the movie would add up to a fantastic parody of exactly the sort of movie it actually is.

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