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Waroduce posted:An American. A Brit, an Italian, 4 Indians and 2 Pakis walk into a bar
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And then the bartender says "get the gently caress out of my bar."
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May 14, 2015 15:21
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Screw you pal, that was a good rear end joke
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May 14, 2015 16:43
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It's 2015; we now tap our NFC-enabled devices on a stripper's lower back.
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May 14, 2015 17:36
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I use an app-based stripper-sharing program.
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May 14, 2015 18:55
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psydude posted:I use an app-based stripper-sharing program. Clapr
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May 14, 2015 19:34
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http://abc7.com/news/man-pleads-guilty-in-stepfathers-atomic-wedgie-death/720266/
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SperginMcBadposter posted:http://abc7.com/news/man-pleads-guilty-in-stepfathers-atomic-wedgie-death/720266/ quote:Davis said he fought back and then gave his father an "atomic wedgie." The move is most often used as a prank among children and teenagers. What the gently caress is wrong with people? quote:Okla. Oh... 
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:What the gently caress is wrong with people? Marine
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May 14, 2015 23:01
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should have brutally beaten that man to death You get no prison cred for wedgieing someone too hard.
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May 14, 2015 23:35
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MassivelyBuckNegro posted:should have brutally beaten that man to death Said by someone who hasn't been wedgied to death. Anyone can beat someone to death but it takes talent to kill someone with their own underwear while they're wearing it.
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May 14, 2015 23:58
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bitcoin bastard posted:Clapr 
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May 15, 2015 02:16
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Hey, that was quick for the custom title.
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May 15, 2015 02:29
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You'd think that on an internet comedy forum, people would have a sense of humor. Guess not.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:instate the penal legions so our felons can die with honor Absolutely nothing wrong with embracing even more of America's Roman legacy. We are the true Third Rome, after all 
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"Well, gee, knowing what we know now, I wouldn't have invaded Iraq if I were President in 2003". Jeb Bush reeeeally trying to distance himself from His Idiot Brother while simultaneously trying to ride his name to the Republican nomination. http://news.yahoo.com/jeb-bush-not-...WQDBHNlYwNzcg-- e- quote:Bush said he had not spoken to his brother before talking about Iraq on Thursday, but said the U.S. needs "to re-engage (in Iraq), and do it in a more forceful way." Bush and other Republicans in the presidential mix often argue that President Barack Obama erred by so completely withdrawing U.S. forces from Iraq in 2011. If he wins, we're going back, aren't we?
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May 15, 2015 15:25
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Mmmmm re-engage
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CBJSprague24 posted:If he wins, we're going back, aren't we? If he wins there's a better than even chance that you'll be ducking bullets in Iran.
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I hope canada doesn't still have a conservative government in power if (when?) jeb is elected or else we will probably follow you to hell 
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May 15, 2015 15:50
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We must go back to Iraq to protect our Sunni dictator allies from a Shi'ite dictator! And now Lee Greenwood!
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May 15, 2015 15:55
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CBJSprague24 posted:"Well, gee, knowing what we know now, I wouldn't have invaded Iraq if I were President in 2003". You missed the part on Monday where he said he would have invaded Iraq if he knew what we now know, and then tried to backpedal the following day by saying he "misinterpreted the question."
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May 15, 2015 16:01
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When asked, Republicans say Ronald Reagan is the greatest living president. Im gonna need wooden stakes.
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May 15, 2015 16:10
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ElMaligno posted:When asked, Republicans say Ronald Reagan is the greatest living president. They deftly danced around that question.  I just wish they'd follow up by asking them about Reagan's policy work since by modern standards he's the king RINO.
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May 15, 2015 16:38
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WaPo reporting Ramidi has fallen to ISIS
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Stultus Maximus posted:Hey, that was quick for the custom title. Spicy Guacamole posted:You'd think that on an internet comedy forum, people would have a sense of humor. Guess not. Ralp or our SJW sympathizing mod likely slapped it on there. 
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May 15, 2015 16:52
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Just read ISIL took Ramadi. Holy poo poo. 
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If big red wins, I'll have work for life as we will undoubtably be involved in another real war by 2018. If true blue wins, I'll have work for life because nobody will cut my funding thanks to the aftermath of GWOT, and we'll be involved in another real war sometime.  if you think party choice matters
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rip ramadi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k3L-_Snu7k
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:instate the penal legions so our felons can die with honor Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:instate the penal legions so our felons can die with honor Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:instate the penal legions so our felons can die with honor Need my Imperial guard books to become reality. I will lead these men to their death, killing all that get in my way. God wills it!
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LtCol J. Krusinski posted:Just read ISIL took Ramadi. Holy poo poo. Dempsey is pretty sanguine about it because while it's a morale boost for ISIS and creates something of a humanitarian crisis in the area, it doesn't change much on the map in a strategic sense. ISIS really can't go much of anywhere from Ramadi without running into a pile of Shiites who hate them, growing an engineering corps to cross the Euphrates, or taking a little town called Fallujah. In any event, outside of Anbar they run into the problem of trying to secure their supply lines over miles of desert with hostile militias all around, a problem that at least some of you can relate to.
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Zeroisanumber posted:Dempsey is pretty sanguine about it because while it's a morale boost for ISIS and creates something of a humanitarian crisis in the area, it doesn't change much on the map in a strategic sense. ISIS really can't go much of anywhere from Ramadi without running into a pile of Shiites who hate them, growing an engineering corps to cross the Euphrates, or taking a little town called Fallujah. In any event, outside of Anbar they run into the problem of trying to secure their supply lines over miles of desert with hostile militias all around, a problem that at least some of you can relate to. I thought ISIS already took Fallujah.
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joat mon posted:I thought ISIS already took Fallujah. Parts of the city, yes, but they don't control the region.
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Does an ISIS assault float bridge consist of bloated corpses lashed together? Because if so that's pretty metal.
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May 15, 2015 20:20
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Boston marathon bomber sentenced to death.
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May 15, 2015 20:31
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I'd have let him live, but this is what I was expecting.
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May 15, 2015 20:36
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Praise Jesus. Now that we've sent the message that killing is bad, we can begin healing.
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May 15, 2015 20:37
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Zeroisanumber posted:I'd have let him live, but this is what I was expecting. Looks like the alternative was him spending life in solitary. Death was probably the "nicer" option of the two.
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