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Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


Only worthwhile part of AMV Hell 0 but goddamn if it isn't great.

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Slime
Jan 3, 2007

I thought it was some kind of corn themed vibrator.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

stuxracer
May 4, 2006

Only-One Cornobi?

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Nettle Soup
Jan 30, 2010

Oh, and Jones was there too.

Is she wearing a mask?

Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

Nettle Soup posted:

Is she wearing a mask?

It seems to be a camera flash-foundation interaction. I saw a picture once of a Hispanic friend who had put a little too much foundation on and the flash made her look like a white corpse.

Nouvelle Vague
Feb 16, 2011

Endut! Hoch Hech!

They don't? Unless I'm unsure about what boobs look like.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
I think this is the first time in my life I've been beaten to a Boku no Sexual Harassment reference.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

To be fair, it's not a lie. :biotruths:

aas Bandit
Sep 28, 2001
Oompa Loompa
Nap Ghost

Slime posted:

I thought it was some kind of corn themed vibrator.

Rule 34.

nzspambot
Mar 26, 2010


http://www.vibrator.co.uk/reviews/horn-on-the-cob-8-vibrator-what-does-that-do/

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Holy poo poo, I always thought I had a weird mutant mouth because sometimes spit would shoot out when I yawned. Turns out its normal enough to have a wikipedia sub entry!

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Away all Goats posted:

Holy poo poo, I always thought I had a weird mutant mouth because sometimes spit would shoot out when I yawned. Turns out its normal enough to have a wikipedia sub entry!

"Normal enough to have a wikipedia sub entry"

Just stop and think about what you just said.

sit in the corner and think about it

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒


Away all Goats posted:

Holy poo poo, I always thought I had a weird mutant mouth because sometimes spit would shoot out when I yawned. Turns out its normal enough to have a wikipedia sub entry!

Today has been a revelation. I thought I had a weird mutant mouth too.

Meow Cadet
May 2, 2007


friendship is magic
in a pony paradise
don't you judge me

Scientastic posted:

Today has been a revelation. I thought I had a weird mutant mouth too.

My middle school years were consumed with gleeking. Being gleeked on, gleeking on others, contests on who could gleek the farthest. Kids are the worst.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

You are all Dilophosauruses. Sauri? Whatever. The spitting dinosaurs.

Rabble
Dec 3, 2005

Pillbug

Very upset the name of this thing isn't corn-on-the-cobrator.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Rabble posted:

Very upset the name of this thing isn't corn-on-the-cobrator.

That's corn's normal state of being. It should be just "corn". All other corn should be corn off the cob

Sock Weasel
Sep 13, 2010

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Rabble posted:

Very upset the name of this thing isn't corn-on-the-cobrator.

If you are capable of being upset at this hyper wank device with literal spelled out pedobear and almost literal spelled out WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY on it then I don't know what to say to you.

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




Tiny Lowtax posted:

That's corn's normal state of being. It should be just "corn". All other corn should be corn off the cob

:golfclap:

I appreciate this.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

:golfclap:

I appreciate this.

Mitch Hedberg was a funny man.

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?

Found my new aesthetic: someone jizzed on a snail.

Some of the Sheep
May 25, 2005
POSSIBLY IT WOULD BE SIMPLER IF I ASKED FOR A LIST OF THE HARMLESS CREATURES OF THE AFORESAID CONTINENT?

There's-something-about-Mary-chic.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Diplodongus

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

I just got fired for looking at a robot's dick at work. Thanks alot rear end in a top hat.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



Pneub posted:

I just got fired for looking at a robot's dick at work. Thanks alot rear end in a top hat.

You were warned!

EXAKT Science
Aug 14, 2012

8 on the Kinsey scale

Pneub posted:

I just got fired for looking at a robot's dick at work. Thanks alot rear end in a top hat.

If you weren't allowed to look at robot dongs, it wasn't a job worth having.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



EXAKT Science posted:

If you weren't allowed to look at robot dongs, it wasn't a job worth having.

Yeah you say that now but your boss isn't a robot dong maintaining eyecontact for hours.

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Pneub posted:

I just got fired for looking at a robot's dick at work. Thanks alot rear end in a top hat.

You're welcome.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Pacific Rimjob?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Adding insult to injury.

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Treebeh
Sep 20, 2010

we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say.

Say Nothing posted:

Adding insult to injury.



This is why you always wear protection.

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