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Elukka posted:It makes perfect sense. He's hired to generate controversy, which keeps the game and its name constantly on page 1. This idea is like actually less crazy than his crazy ideas that everyone arguing with him is a shill. Considering everyone in the thread is arguing with him, that would make us all shills, so who would we even be marketing the game towards. 'Greetings fellow employees of CDPR, let's all talk about how good and not flawed at all the game we're all buying anyway is.'
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RatHat posted:How short is Chapter 3 of the Witcher 2? The city seems quite small compared to the previous chapters and there don't seem to be many side-quests either. Though this isn't a bad thing as I wanted to complete it by Tuesday. Just got there myself and... harpies. More harpies. Jesus, enough with the harpies. I killed your queen you dumb fucks. Go away.
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gnarlyhotep posted:lmao you are really serious about this, holy poo poo Well, I'll say this. If effects me when I see people posting on the internet promoting or defending unethical business practices. Doesn't contribute to your livelihood or theirs? How about a little kid with leukemia that just spent their 40 out of 100 on a video game they saw on TV that looked awesome but was nothing like what was advertised. Ever dealt with that? How about we start there, and all the other fucks in this thread that workBy the way, for their organizations can start to chime in on defending it as they viral their two week launch window. By the way, there is a great story behind this. And I think even the notorious viral marketers here can benefit from it. And find new jobs. Utnayan fucked around with this message at 10:07 on May 16, 2015 |
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Utnayan posted:Well, I'll say this. We see through your lies now, you vile shill. It's plain to see that you work for some marketing agency, generating controversy and making this the most interesting (hilarious) thread in games right now.
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I'm not sure equating the disappointment of receiving a video game with slightly less deep shadows and leukemia is going to be very effective. One just seems a bit worse than the other.
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Utnayan posted:Well, I'll say this. Do you know what the phrase "straw man" means in debate terms?
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Murodese posted:I'm not sure equating the disappointment of receiving a video game with slightly less deep shadows and leukemia is going to be very effective. One just seems a bit worse than the other. Listen dying of cancer isn't poo poo compared to videogame graphics not being quite as good as expected.
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May 16, 2015 10:07
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I got told I have stage 4 lung cancer today, but then I picked up Witcher 3 and jesus man... the bump mapping's not even properly parallaxed... gently caress...
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May 16, 2015 10:08
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gnarlyhotep posted:Do you know what the phrase "straw man" means in debate terms? I'll finish the story. This kid went to SA because of this. http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3473379 A part of that funding went to that kid. Straw man my rear end you gently caress. Want to hear the rest of the story?
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Murodese posted:I got told I have stage 4 lung cancer today, but then I picked up Witcher 3 and jesus man... the bump mapping's not even properly parallaxed... gently caress... lol
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May 16, 2015 10:10
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Utnayan posted:Straw man my rear end you gently caress. Want to hear the rest of the story? wow that "mod respect" went out the window pretty quick
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May 16, 2015 10:11
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Murodese posted:I got told I have stage 4 lung cancer today, but then I picked up Witcher 3 and jesus man... the bump mapping's not even properly parallaxed... gently caress... I will petition the devs.. to readd volumetric shadows in your honour
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Utnayan posted:I'll finish the story. Ah yes, the general kickstarter thread, haven for children dying of cancer.
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tithin posted:I reckon he's probs a shill for Bioware Or maybe even Bethesda... 
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May 16, 2015 10:13
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We're afraid little Jimmy with cancer was never the same after he saw the grass wasn't as sharp...
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May 16, 2015 10:13
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megalodong posted:We're afraid little Jimmy with cancer was never the same after he saw the grass wasn't as sharp... "If only the draw distance was further out...." were his last words
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gnarlyhotep posted:"If only the draw distance was further out...." were his last words Cdprojekt lied, totally real and not invented straw man Cancer Child died or something it's all a little vague at this point.
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May 16, 2015 10:17
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"Is your son a fighter?" "He was doctor. Until he saw those pixel shaders..."
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Pwnstar posted:"Is your son a fighter?" ahahaha
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May 16, 2015 10:23
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Pwnstar posted:"Is your son a fighter?" 
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May 16, 2015 10:25
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Parallax mapping was the last thing he could take joy in, and when he saw those screenshots, he just... he just gave up. I like to think he's ascended to the pc master race of heaven.
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May 16, 2015 10:25
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Charlie Mopps posted:Games are cool. I am going to play this game soon. Nice try viral marketing shill, but you can't trick a gamer like me
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May 16, 2015 10:32
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That kid took some of his money and bought a game called Alien Colonial marines. Why? Because I was sitting there watching that movie with him and he loved the thing. His favorite part was when they set up the automatic machine guns and they went off and he knew when the guns were going off by looking at the counter tick down. Aliens obviously. He spent the money he got from this very site to buy that game. It was a horrid broken mess as we all know. And he wanted to buy it and I insisted that I do it for him and he insisted no, he was going to buy it because there were great internet people that helped him and it he wanted to let them know he had fun and spent that 40 bucks wisely so I made him a steam account, he downloaded it, and I bought him a nice gaming laopop to play it on since he was in his bed. The game crashed constantly. Completely bug ridden as I found out later, and then knowing later through my contacts that the company... gently caress it. This kid looks up to me and says, "This game doesn't work that well......" I tried to fix the computer, over and over, I gave him 5 laptops, nothing changed it. He said, "The movie was better I think".... And All I could think of, was that gently caress, ********* covering his rear end while he was being sued by ******** for 3rd party, yes.... what a mother loving bastard. But those ads were awesome. You looked at the screen on the TV and you can sucker those casuals into buying your product or those moms and dads without thinking twice. 9 weeks later, that kid died. You can see from why I am so adamant about being ethical when it comes to these games? Honeslty, no internet poo poo, have you ever had to explain to a kid that had some funds to spend to help him out and make him smile, and loved a game that oh well, "Those publishers suck I guess, lets go call it a life!" Yeah some may think I am nuts. How about owning up to your product and not being an unethical gently caress. Has that ever once entered some minds. Witcher 3 will be fine. What got me was the usual defense of obvious bullshit deflection. Let me clue you in developers. We don't owe you poo poo. We bought your product, and sometimes off false promises and unfinished product. The hell you loving say we are entitled for feeding YOUR family. Get off your loving high horses and realize that false advertising is bullshit, and all your viral garbage will not make a few decent people go away. Doesn't matter to you. You made your cash.
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Utnayan posted:That kid took some of his money and bought a game called Alien Colonial marines. this exact same thing happened to me to except with duke nukem forever. loving gearbox keeps murdering children.
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May 16, 2015 10:37
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Utnayan posted:That kid took some of his money and bought a game called Alien Colonial marines. 
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Utnayan posted:That kid took some of his money and bought a game called Alien Colonial marines. We need to print this out because it belongs in a loving museum.
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May 16, 2015 10:40
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Utnayan posted:He spent the money he got from this very site to buy that game. It was a horrid broken mess as we all know. And he wanted to buy it and I insisted that I do it for him and he insisted no, he was going to buy it because there were great internet people that helped him and it he wanted to let them know he had fun and spent that 40 bucks wisely so I made him a steam account, he downloaded it, and I bought him a nice gaming laopop to play it on since he was in his bed. At no point did you, informed gamer with inside knowledge, explain to this made up cancer child that aliens: colonial marines was gonna be really loving bad? Who's the real monster now, child killer.
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and that child's name was.... albert einstein
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May 16, 2015 10:45
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Murodese posted:and that child's name was.... albert einstein 
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People wondered why I was so obsessed about calling out the bullshit in this industry over the course of my posting career. Get better in this industry before it loving falls apart. https://www.google.com/webhp?sourceid=chrome-instant&ion=1&espv=2&ie=UTF-8#q=Utnayan+NFL
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Utnayan posted:People wondered why I was so obsessed about calling out the bullshit in this industry over the course of my posting career. loving shut up you idiot
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May 16, 2015 10:48
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The industry is fine as is. Please be sure to purchase CDPR new open world game, the Witcher 3!
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May 16, 2015 10:48
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I bought a ps4 simply for this game alone.
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Utnayan posted:People wondered why I was so obsessed about calling out the bullshit in this industry over the course of my posting career. Are you saying you're chris kluwe? e: I mean, that's the first result on that page for me.
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A guardian angel has arrived. 
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Look being fair, if I'd played Colonial Marines, I'd wish I was dead too, so in a roundabout way, Cancer did this kid a favour
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