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squirrelzipper posted:Yeah that's badass. Gonna have to pick those up. I last read Thor up to the point he defeated the sword of God killing, which was awesome. Looks like I have more to find (in Avengers books doh) Excuse me, I believe you mean  ALL-BLACK, THE NECROSWORD
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The Infinity event also has a really badass Thor moment when he convinces the Kree to fight back against the Builders.
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muscles like this? posted:The Infinity event also has a really badass Thor moment when he convinces the Kree to fight back against the Builders. Avulsion posted:It's true that the Norse religion fell on hard times for a few centuries, but Thor has spent the past several decades flying around the universe kicking rear end and spreading the good word. There are probably entire planets worshiping him at this point.
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Of course in the end the Builders were right. Everything dies. Although even blowing up the Earth wouldn't have stopped what was coming.
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So Thor sent out his hammer into outer space, into a sun to superheat it, then reach relativistic velocities only to kill one guy. And he still caught Mjolnir on the way out bare-loving-handed. Why are there still Christians and Buddhists and stuff in the Marvel universe?
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Calaveron posted:So Thor sent out his hammer into outer space, into a sun to superheat it, then reach relativistic velocities only to kill one guy. Because Thor gets chumped by the bad guy of the week all the time.
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Calaveron posted:So Thor sent out his hammer into outer space, into a sun to superheat it, then reach relativistic velocities only to kill one guy. Marvel never draws their adventures, but 616 Jesus and Buddha are also swole as gently caress and regularly save the universe by punching mans
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Andrast posted:Because Thor gets chumped by the bad guy of the week all the time. Yeah I mean if there was recorded footage of Jesus botching a one-liner and getting knocked on his rear end by a guy with a crowbar, it'd hurt his image.
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I think it's really understated how great Cap's dialogue is in Infinity. One of the best examples of Cap as a tactician.
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AnonSpore posted:Marvel never draws their adventures, but 616 Jesus and Buddha are also swole as gently caress and regularly save the universe by punching mans I would read the hell out of Marvel's Jesus and Buddha.
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:I would read the hell out of Marvel's Jesus and Buddha. Just make Saint Young Men 616 canon
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Lurdiak posted:Yeah I mean if there was recorded footage of Jesus botching a one-liner and getting knocked on his rear end by a guy with a crowbar, it'd hurt his image. Thor botches nothing.   Nothing. Deadpool Annual, 2013ish?
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May 17, 2015 02:47
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But for a latte most vanilla.
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May 17, 2015 03:02
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"A latte most vanilla" is an amazing Thorism
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May 17, 2015 03:04
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That's actually what he was drinking in the first movie when he smashed the cup.
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Pyronic posted:Just make Saint Young Men 616 canon That would be great, but needs more superheroing.
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:That would be great, but needs more superheroing. Saint Young Men meets One-Punch Man.
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Probably Magic posted:Saint Young Men meets One-Punch Man. Saint Young Punch Men.
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Calaveron posted:Why are there still Christians and Buddhists and stuff in the Marvel universe? Because Thor is a poo poo-tier god that lived in the Midwest for years, and even a small town preacher ended up a Herald of Galactus. We've cloned Thor. What sort of pissant divinity gets cloned and used as a goon for law enforcement? He's not even Thor right now, some human woman snagged his power. Who would follow a god who, by his own admission, isn't even worthy? Hell his entire mythological crew had to rent their hell from a more important devil. Entire aspects of their mythology are on loan. And what do all those more important demons aspire to be? Satan. Judeo-Christianity wins again!
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RyuujinBlueZ posted:I would read the hell out of Marvel's Jesus and Buddha. There was that time Jesus showed up and punked Satan who was trying to steal Johnny Blaze soul. (Retcons be damned, that is what happened. )
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Cloning Thor was one of the lowest points Marvel has ever sunk to.
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Flesh Forge posted:Cloning Thor was one of the lowest points Marvel has ever sunk to. The 00s were a very odd transitory period in hindsight.
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An era they never really left, it's not like the events afterwards were that much better. Granted, not as dumb as Civil War, but that is nit exactly a high bar to pass.
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AnonSpore posted:"A latte most vanilla" is an amazing Thorism Thor loving lattes is canon 
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Didn't Clor have his robot bits pulled out and became the new Thunderstrike in Dark Avengerbolts? What ever came of that?
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Nobody has anything particularly good to say about it so it'll probably get ignored. vOv
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KaosMachina posted:Didn't Clor have his robot bits pulled out and became the new Thunderstrike in Dark Avengerbolts? What ever came of that? No, he calls himself Ragnarok. Eric Masterson's kid is the new Thunderstrike. Neither one of them really ever show up because no one gives a poo poo about either of them.
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TwoPair posted:No, he calls himself Ragnarok. Eric Masterson's kid is the new Thunderstrike. Neither one of them really ever show up because no one gives a poo poo about either of them. I don't even give a poo poo about the new Thunderstrike and I'm one of like 8 people who read that whole mini.
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TwoPair posted:No, he calls himself Ragnarok. Eric Masterson's kid is the new Thunderstrike. Neither one of them really ever show up because no one gives a poo poo about either of them. Only due to editorial killing the book because it was outselling the actual Thor book. I am still bitter about that poo poo.
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Flesh Forge posted:Cloning Thor was one of the lowest points Marvel has ever sunk to. I'm the guy who defends Millar's depiction of Tony Stark in the main Civil War series as compared to how every other writer portrayed him. Tony was a guy reluctantly trying to control a terrible situation and a lot of the terrible things the pro-reg side does that are attributed to him aren't his doing. All except Clone Thor. That one can't be defended because at the end of the day, it was just Mark Millar wanting to find any excuse to use Thor in his comic and nothing more. The best you can say is that Tony was smart enough to hit the off switch when it went horribly wrong (plus the What If issue showed that the government would have just mass produced those guys without Tony around to steer the ship). TwoPair posted:No, he calls himself Ragnarok. Eric Masterson's kid is the new Thunderstrike. Neither one of them really ever show up because no one gives a poo poo about either of them. I feel that Jeff Parker was on the cusp of going in an interesting direction with Ragnarok. He briefly gave an idea that being Ragnarok is completely messed up because he has all of Thor's memories, but knows he's nothing more than a cyborg clone. Is he worthy based on the man he's created from and the actions he never did but remembers doing? Can he be worthy? Then he picked up Mjolnir from an alternate reality and it changed his appearance to something really stupid. Then Dark Avengers ended because not only because of the low sales, but there was literally no storyline reason for it to continue because the team had no mission statement or direction.
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The only cool/interesting part of that mini to me was when Tony Stark jacked in to NYC's power grid and fired a loving enormous unibeam that shut off the city.
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Gavok posted:I'm the guy who defends Millar's depiction of Tony Stark in the main Civil War series as compared to how every other writer portrayed him. Tony was a guy reluctantly trying to control a terrible situation and a lot of the terrible things the pro-reg side does that are attributed to him aren't his doing. All except Clone Thor. That one can't be defended because at the end of the day, it was just Mark Millar wanting to find any excuse to use Thor in his comic and nothing more. The best you can say is that Tony was smart enough to hit the off switch when it went horribly wrong (plus the What If issue showed that the government would have just mass produced those guys without Tony around to steer the ship). Hello I'm that guy too.  Who did Thor face off against when they crossed over with DC?
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zoux posted:Who did Thor face off against when they crossed over with DC?
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Seriously? They didn't do Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel?
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zoux posted:Seriously? They didn't do Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel?
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Also Thor and Captain Marvel are both mythological characters who transform(ed in Thor's case) from a weaker form to a strong form with a bolt of lightning. It's honestly pretty sensible.
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Well, who won?
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zoux posted:Seriously? They didn't do Captain Marvel vs. Captain Marvel? zoux posted:Well, who won? Thor also had the advantage of dressing as The 90s. redbackground fucked around with this message at 17:09 on May 19, 2015 |
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