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Viewtiful Jew
Apr 21, 2007
Mench'n-a-go-go-baby!

Cialis Railman posted:

I wouldn't be surprised if people are upset that they're not treating this game with the gravitas it deserves, people take video games way too goddamn seriously.

For me, the song's been stuck in my head for two days now.

If this old ad tons of people hated taught me anything is that the Squid-Kid commercial will over time only become more and more adored in retrospect.

Like seriously almost every baby gamer hated "Clean is better than dirty" back in the day.

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Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown
It's honestly not that great a jingle.

To be fair, though, I don't envy the marketing team that's asked to summarize the concept of this game in 30 seconds.

Viewtiful Jew posted:

If this old ad tons of people hated taught me anything is that the Squid-Kid commercial will over time only become more and more adored in retrospect.

Like seriously almost every baby gamer hated "Clean is better than dirty" back in the day.

I'm imagining some hipster nerdcore band getting on stage at Magfest 2035 and getting riotous calls of "PLAY 'YOU'RE A SQUID, NOW!' HEY! PLAY 'YOU'RE A SQUID, NOW!' FROM THE COMMERCIAL!"

Rocketlex fucked around with this message at 03:23 on May 16, 2015

Ms. Unsmiley
Feb 13, 2012

Silentman0 posted:

He also said he can't try the amiibos yet.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv_t956EVgU

Dude.

god this owns

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009

Viewtiful Jew posted:

If this old ad tons of people hated taught me anything is that the Squid-Kid commercial will over time only become more and more adored in retrospect.

Like seriously almost every baby gamer hated "Clean is better than dirty" back in the day.

That ad is still annoying

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown
I guess somewhere along the way Nintendo forgot how to make good commercials.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqVVG4FCq7w

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
They struck me as blatant 90s marketing parodies but maybe I'm seeing things that aren't there.

Chekans 3 16
Jan 2, 2012

No Resetti.
No Continues.



Grimey Drawer
I went to the Splatoon Mess Event because it was an excuse to go to Santa Monica pier. I can confirm there were kids:



There were squids:



Roller is still OP:


P.S.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.

Violen posted:

They struck me as blatant 90s marketing parodies but maybe I'm seeing things that aren't there.

What' the point of parodying '90s commercials to literal children?

People online have been buzzing about this game as if everyone's already on board but I have to wonder if kids even give a poo poo.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
kids are too busy playing mobile games.

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

What' the point of parodying '90s commercials to literal children?

People online have been buzzing about this game as if everyone's already on board but I have to wonder if kids even give a poo poo.

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
My little brother, All Kids Ever, is anecdotally interested, so basically Splatoon is going to be Nintendo's latest and greatest game.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Chekans 3 16 posted:


There were squids:



But they weren't kids now.

P.S.

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
What do I do if I have a cat and a dog?????

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

youcallthatatwist posted:

What do I do if I have a cat and a dog?????

Become a conscientious objector.

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

youcallthatatwist posted:

What do I do if I have a cat and a dog?????

You have to make your choice. I have a cat and she is good, but I will choose team dog every time. #KrocTheVote

Icedude
Mar 30, 2004

Woo, go Team Rock... :smith:

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

youcallthatatwist posted:

What do I do if I have a cat and a dog?????

Join team Catdog?

Keiya
Aug 22, 2009

Come with me if you want to not die.

Black Mage Knight posted:

Oh right, Splatoon thread. I have to say, I really love how it seems like this game is the most unintentionally eSports thing. Like, so much of this game just works really well on a spectator level, including just the way turf wars plays, and I have to wonder if it was something they intended.

I don't think it's unintentional. Or at least, the things that give it a chance aren't. Nintendo's always been pretty big on watchability in their games. A competitive game needs to be pretty balanced to be fun even casually. That's 2/3 of what's needed, the rest is a decent level of skill differentiation

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Bread Set Jettison
Jan 8, 2009


GOTY

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

video games will never be eh same

Fix
Jul 26, 2005

NEWT THE MOON


Oh My God.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
The baby is tingle's.

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.

No no no, the game's title is "Twilight PRINCESS"!

homeless snail
Mar 14, 2007

Viewtiful Jew posted:

If this old ad tons of people hated taught me anything is that the Squid-Kid commercial will over time only become more and more adored in retrospect.

Like seriously almost every baby gamer hated "Clean is better than dirty" back in the day.
That commercial was always good, though.

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008

You are actually all aware that this is an edit right? or has my sense of humour finally died? :psyduck:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Szmitten posted:

or has my sense of humour finally died? :psyduck:

Guess what.

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L

Szmitten posted:

You are actually all aware that this is an edit right? or has my sense of humour finally died? :psyduck:

Thanks for ruining it for me. Next you're gonna tell me hitler did nothing wrong :argh:

Szmitten
Apr 26, 2008

What did inkling boy say to inking girl?

Hey baby what's kraken.

Szmitten fucked around with this message at 23:19 on May 16, 2015

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Szmitten posted:

You are actually all aware that this is an edit right? or has my sense of humour finally died? :psyduck:

oh wow, suddenly it, and everything else in the world is not funny

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Szmitten posted:

What did inkling boy say to inking girl?

Hey baby what's kraken.

:geno: That wasn't it.

Silentman0
Jul 11, 2005

I have a new neighbor. Heard he comes from far away




























I'm the naked Inkling irl

Crasical
Apr 22, 2014

GG!*
*GET GOOD
I wonder if Nintendo is just feeling the hype and running with it or if they really want this to be the big new IP?

Dreamy Souffle
Feb 22, 2011

Just cause
I like my diamonds bright
ain't saying I'm wrong
or if it's right but baby
I haven't been wrong before

Oh huh, is this an official comic? The way it keeps dropping game mechanics is pretty cheesy (but in a charming way). :3:

Yoya
Nov 6, 2009

I already bought the chicken
wow, a whole comic written in that weird squid language. did they really expect people to al-bhed that poo poo this early???

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

There are like 12 pages missing from that comic, would it have killed you to post the source.

Rocketlex
Oct 21, 2008

The Manliest Knight
in Caketown

Crasical posted:

I wonder if Nintendo is just feeling the hype and running with it or if they really want this to be the big new IP?

Nintendo's pushing this as a new IP harder than anything since Pokemon Red/Blue. Not that I mind, because it seems to fully deserve the hype from everything we've seen.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I keep seeing ad banners for it when I browse on my phone and it weirds me out coming from Nintendo.

PaletteSwappedNinja
Jun 3, 2008

One Nation, Under God.
I've seen way more ads for this game than for any Nintendo game in a long time.

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dragon enthusiast
Jan 1, 2010

Crasical posted:

I wonder if Nintendo is just feeling the hype and running with it or if they really want this to be the big new IP?

I don't think they expected the initial reveal to go as well as it did, but after it blew up they went 200% behind it.

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