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Fetus Tree posted:star wars stuck w me because han solo was a badass with a cool hairy friend and a rad space ship with cool sounding guns Yeah but I was a smarter and more developed child than you.
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Han Solo keeping his shocked reaction when Leia started making out with him after telling him Luke was her brother was hilarious.
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Groovelord Neato posted:Yeah but I was a smarter and more developed child than you. doubtful but you definitely got less pussy
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If I was force-sensitive, I'd make a lightsaber fleshlight.
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Level Slide posted:If I was force-sensitive, I'd make a lightsaber fleshlight. The story of Darth Eunuchis
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Level Slide posted:If I was force-sensitive, I'd make a lightsaber fleshlight. I would try to breed Wookies and Ewoks together.
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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYY GOOOOOOOOOOD
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thats an awful lot of effort to make a dick joke and a tit joke.
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Fetus Tree posted:probably because indiana jones banging a 12 year old is absolutely stupid and the MPAA never was going to let that happen in a PG movie "I was a child! It was wrong then and you knew it!"
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quote:Marion entered into a relationship with Indiana Jones during this time, while she was still only 14 years old.[1] Jones abruptly left the Ravenwoods in 1926; Marion was about 16 or 17 years old when the relationship finished, and Jones was 27, ten years her senior. Later in her life, Marion chastised Jones, stating, "I was a child! I was in love! It was wrong and you knew it!" Jones showed little remorse, and simply replied "You knew what you were doing. that being said, i dont think any of the ages or anything are actually in the movie
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Fetus Tree posted:that being said, i dont think any of the ages or anything are actually in the movie Up until like 1920 the generally accepted/legal age of consent was anywhere from 7-14 so while Lucas is still a massive creeper this attitude would have been relatively common back then e: Jimmy's mom in Boardwalk Empire was like 13 when she had him and that didn't even necessitate a cover-up or anything. Modern concepts of civility are a lot younger than a lot of people expect.
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Fetus Tree posted:that being said, i dont think any of the ages or anything are actually in the movie Seriously, in Raiders it's left ambiguous what happened between them but I'm pretty sure she says she was 15.. It never gets mentioned again, but there is a chance Indy is a pedo. Thanks George Lucas.
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Sammus posted:Seriously, in Raiders it's left ambiguous what happened between them but I'm pretty sure she says she was 15.. It never gets mentioned again, but there is a chance Indy is a pedo. Thanks George Lucas. Well, he is a noted fedora wearer so it checks out
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Fetus Tree posted:you are definitely not a high enough level to post ITT. come back when you know what a luuke or sithspawn is That's some entry level poo poo come back when you can tell me about the Quella or the time Luke considered raping his sister for a brief moment. Creepy Star Wars poo poo is always worth sharing  ...  ...  ...  Harrison Ford isn't the only Fedora Wearer on this bandwagon. The line I accidentally cut off that was it's own stand alone sentence after that last horrorshow was "He would even protect her from himself." TheSpiritFox fucked around with this message at 04:46 on May 18, 2015 |
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If anyone cares back in 1992 some random fantasy author was offered the chance to write a Star Wars novel. He wrote it but due to something on Bantam's part it wasn't published. He's just started releasing it in chunks for free online. http://www.starwarstimeline.net/The%20Heart%20of%20the%20Jedi.htm I can't decide if the opening is lazy or a cute reference. quote:The vast silence of that planetless sector of space was pierced through with the sizzling noise of laser fire as a huge craft glided suddenly into view. Also some guy gets eaten by a frog person. quote:High Admiral Tharkus glanced around at them, then back to the little man.
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my post history ITT reads like the library at obroa-skai  
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TheSpiritFox posted:That's some entry level poo poo come back when you can tell me about the Quella or the time Luke considered raping his sister for a brief moment. jesus christ ive never seen the words damp or moist occur this much outside of straight fan fic porn.
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TheSpiritFox posted:That's some entry level poo poo come back when you can tell me about the Quella or the time Luke considered raping his sister for a brief moment. I'm going to presume that was written before the reveal that Leia was Luke's sister and that it's intended as just farmboy scoping out a rich chick and not twincest.
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Groovelord Neato posted:It's always weird to me that people kinda miss what made the original films good which is that there are likable, relatable characters and a strong though basic plot of the good underdog triumphing over the evil establishment and the power of friendship. Lightsabers and space monks and spaceships and breathing suits are cool but that's all dressing and the movies didn't stick with me as a kid because of that poo poo it';s because of scenes like Vader sacrificing himself to save his son or Yoda teaching Luke to believe in himself and how wars not make one great or Luke realizing his friends were most important to him and skipping out on his training even if it meant he'd die. The EU doesn't understand that's why Star Wars is gonna live on forever, not because of a laser sword or massive superweapons or supertorture bioweapon outside-the-Force monster people. It's a pretty good litmus test though - if all you like are booms and PEWS and swords you probably think the original trilogy is bad and the prequels were great. Easy to tell who the dumbs are.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'm going to presume that was written before the reveal that Leia was Luke's sister and that it's intended as just farmboy scoping out a rich chick and not twincest. It's all from Splinter of the Mind's Eye which was the novelisation of the candidate sequel for Star Wars if they got the green light to do another film but without the budget. It was canned when Star Wars was a hit and they filmed Empire instead. http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Splinter_of_the_Mind%27s_Eye#Behind_the_scenes Ivor Biggun fucked around with this message at 11:33 on May 18, 2015 |
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'm going to presume that was written before the reveal that Leia was Luke's sister and that it's intended as just farmboy scoping out a rich chick and not twincest. Nope. Or maybe yes? ^^^^^^
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'm going to presume that was written before the reveal that Leia was Luke's sister and that it's intended as just farmboy scoping out a rich chick and not twincest. Splinter of the minds eye. I have an original copy that came out in 1977, and still the best star wars novel to ever be released.
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Myrddin_Emrys posted:Splinter of the minds eye. I have an original copy that came out in 1977, and still the best star wars novel to ever be released. Revenge of the Sith tho
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Incredible writingquote:The vast silence of that planetless sector of space was pierced through with the sizzling noise of laser fire as a huge craft glided suddenly into view. So...so many adjectives.
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Lincoln posted:Incredible writing So is it (or should I say was, considering this is all Legends now) canon that sound can travel through space in Star Wars?
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TheSpiritFox posted:Nope. Yeah, it's like that hilarious kiss Leia lays on Luke at the beginning of ESB. They didn't decide those two were siblings until they started writing ROTJ. Also between all the news about pedos in England and Roman Polanski, I'm convinced pedophilia was the "in thing" in Hollywood during the 70s. Vincent Van Goatse fucked around with this message at 03:16 on May 25, 2015 |
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:Yeah, it's like that hilarious kiss Leia lays on Luke at the beginning of ESB. They didn't decide those two were siblings until they started writing ROTJ. hah, the 70s, yeah def just the 70s
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https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/star-wars-star-arrested-carolina-high-speed-chase-200515584.html Anakin not actually a good pilot/driver quote:The chase lasted for more than 25 miles before Lloyd drove off Interstate 95, plowed through a fence, and continued speeding along a parallel frontage road, authorities said. The road ended at a dead end, but the vehicle kept going into a wooded area before it hit several small trees and stopped. wait wasnt there a part in the pod race where he went through a fence to an off section?
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SaltLick posted:https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/star-wars-star-arrested-carolina-high-speed-chase-200515584.html the world's greatest injustice was that this wasn't filmed oj style so the internet could put audioclips from the podrace scene over it *jake lloyd drives over a median* Whoopee!!!!
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SaltLick posted:https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/star-wars-star-arrested-carolina-high-speed-chase-200515584.html I'm sure he drives better when hasn't just slaughtered a bunch of yuenglings.
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shiksa posted:the world's greatest injustice was that this wasn't filmed oj style so the internet could put audioclips from the podrace scene over it *jake lloyd drives through a police roadblock running over two cops* NOW THIS IS POD-RACING.
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SaltLick posted:https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/star-wars-star-arrested-carolina-high-speed-chase-200515584.html The absolute best part is the file photo they use is from 1999 of him playing a N64.
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I don't care about Jake Lloyd nor find that story interesting. This message is not so much for this thread but for star wars fans everywhere that are reposting the news link endlessly.
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Mr.Pibbleton posted:I'm sure he drives better when hasn't just slaughtered a bunch of yuenglings. 
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Nckdictator posted:I can't decide if the opening is lazy or a cute reference. The "sound of space" withstanding, I find it hard to believe that a Star Destroyer could aim its turbolaser batteries rearward, since they're all mounted forward. The arrowhead shape makes it perfect for concentrating forward fire and nothing else.
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Young Freud posted:The "sound of space" withstanding, I find it hard to believe that a Star Destroyer could aim its turbolaser batteries rearward, since they're all mounted forward. The arrowhead shape makes it perfect for concentrating forward fire and nothing else. tell that to the bridge officers of the executor
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IN. TENSIFY. FORWARD! FIRE! POWAH!
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TOOO LAAAAATE
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