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visceril
Feb 24, 2008
i loving hate comcast. buying internet from them is like trying to get :fishmech: to concede something

has anyone dealt with comcast and twc? which is worse?

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
And yet if I use the wrong kind of soap or moisturizer, my skin breaks out into hives and turns maroon

I'm like if Bruce Willis and Mr. Glass were actually the same guy

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
reuters carried a story once about a russian guy who jumped off a fourth floor balcony drunkenly because his wife was nagging him about going on a multi day bender

when he went back up again she screamed at him so he jumped out again

totally unhurt

V. Illych L.
Apr 11, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

Disinterested posted:

reuters carried a story once about a russian guy who jumped off a fourth floor balcony drunkenly because his wife was nagging him about going on a multi day bender

when he went back up again she screamed at him so he jumped out again

totally unhurt

russia: where even suicide is a tortuously complicated and difficult process

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
I got run over by the trailer part of a tractor when I was 2 and a half. i jumped off the front of the trailer when my grandpop was driving it despite it still being in motion and some hook caught onto my face and now I have a face scar

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
it has been more than 24 hours since i told my brother to see fury road and he still hasnt. guillotine?

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

Swan Oat posted:

it has been more than 24 hours since i told my brother to see fury road and he still hasnt. guillotine?

Does he have a car/sufficient funds to see it

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.
fyi the russian word for a multi day bender is zapoi


e: ^^^^ yes

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

nutranurse posted:

good fashion sense = the hotness

If you don't find Natalie Dormer insanely hot with an undercut, I question your fashion sense. Or sense in general.:colbert:

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Swan Oat posted:

it has been more than 24 hours since i told my brother to see fury road and he still hasnt. guillotine?
24 hours for doing stuff is the precedent set by Lord Humungus.

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

whats an undercut

is it like an uppercut

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Disinterested posted:

reuters carried a story once about a russian guy who jumped off a fourth floor balcony drunkenly because his wife was nagging him about going on a multi day bender

when he went back up again she screamed at him so he jumped out again

totally unhurt

He showed that bitch.:waycool:

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

Majorian posted:

If you don't find Natalie Dormer insanely hot with an undercut, I question your fashion sense. Or sense in general.:colbert:

yucks

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

PupsOfWar posted:

whats an undercut

is it like an uppercut

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

PupsOfWar posted:

whats an undercut

is it like an uppercut




Sorry you were savagely abused by attractive women as a child.

Swan Oat
Oct 9, 2012

I was selected for my skill.

greetings

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
I don't like undercuts but i don't really give a gently caress

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

3d pig disgusting

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

where I come fron hair fashion is almost entirely scrunchy-based

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

I had that haircut 18 years ago

shrike82
Jun 11, 2005

PupsOfWar posted:

where I come fron hairstyles are almost entirely scrunchy-based

are you 12?

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3deUBcUylI8

:unsmith:

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?
So remember when I was telling you guys that Jonathan Rhys Meyers is super coked up these days

well....



I think he's off the shag list

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

visceril posted:

i loving hate comcast. buying internet from them is like trying to get :fishmech: to concede something

has anyone dealt with comcast and twc? which is worse?

Comcast, easy

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

see thats more of an asymmetrica cut which just so happens to disguise itself as anl undercut which is not at all what undercuts usually refer to. When people say undercuts they mean this:





basically borderline hitlers youth stuff

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Disinterested posted:

So remember when I was telling you guys that Jonathan Rhys Meyers is super coked up these days

well....



I think he's off the shag list

every time i look at this i find something else distressing

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

nutranurse posted:

see thats more of an asymmetrica cut which just so happens to disguise itself as anl undercut which is not at all what undercuts usually refer to. When people say undercuts they mean this:



oh i didn't know "the haircut every gay guy has" had a name

R. Mute
Jul 27, 2011

Disinterested posted:

So remember when I was telling you guys that Jonathan Rhys Meyers is super coked up these days

well....



I think he's off the shag list
jesus

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Seriously close jesusthread

Sinnlos
Sep 5, 2011

Ask me about believing in magical rainbow gold

Literally The Worst posted:

Seriously close jesusthread

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Literally The Worst posted:

Seriously close jesusthread

only if cow on crack gets his own thread

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

Badger of Basra posted:

oh i didn't know "the haircut every gay guy has" had a name

yeah like the only dudes i personally know who still wear it are gay men

PupsOfWar
Dec 6, 2013

migf and cow on crack should be friends

CoC used his powerful family to engage legal action against a woman he stalked. I think that's the kind of maneuver MIGF could respect.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

PupsOfWar posted:

migf and cow on crack should be friends

CoC used his powerful family to engage legal action against a woman he stalked. I think that's the kind of maneuver MIGF could respect.

his powerful family who he hates because they didn't beat him as a child

Disinterested
Jun 29, 2011

You look like you're still raking it in. Still killing 'em?

PupsOfWar posted:

migf and cow on crack should be friends

CoC used his powerful family to engage legal action against a woman he stalked. I think that's the kind of maneuver MIGF could respect.

migf actually PM'ed me his take on cows when I mentioned it itt

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
episode 6 of the 100: A little boy helps his mom deliver his breech birthed little sister

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Disinterested posted:

migf actually PM'ed me his take on cows when I mentioned it itt

post. dat. pm.

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

nutranurse posted:

episode 6 of the 100: A little boy helps his mom deliver his breech birthed little sister

then he gets to watch her die and is forced to stow his sister away under some floor panels

kustomkarkommando
Oct 22, 2012

Disinterested posted:

migf actually PM'ed me his take on cows when I mentioned it itt

haha, same here

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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Badger of Basra posted:

his powerful family who he hates because they didn't beat him as a child

I've got five bucks on part of the reason he hates them being they forced him to go to a psych once since he's loving insane

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