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Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Wonder how many of those guys are still alive?

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`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
I think blue asbestos was one of the most dangerous types, so I'm gonna go with just the one guy standing upwind on the left.

Mr. Unlucky
Nov 1, 2006

by R. Guyovich
jesus christ did they have glass eating competitions too

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Level crossing fun with Top Gear.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue61c6MZNQw

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



Mr. Unlucky posted:

jesus christ did they have glass eating competitions too

being in that dust is pretty much breathing a big ol hit of microscopic glass needles and i suppose you probably eat some too

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti
Captain Cool found the follow up to this - and yep, they're almost all dead.

http://www.mesothel.com/asbestos-cancer/exposure/asbestos_roulette.htm

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

im glad they made a competition out of it

TasogareNoKagi
Jul 11, 2013

Darkman Fanpage posted:

im glad they made a competition out of it

Spoiler: everyone lost.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
We demand more asbestos! More asbestos! More Asbestos!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
http://i.imgur.com/CMrvett.gifv

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What's crazy is that American freight trains make European freight trains look like short-line babies pulled by switching engines.

https://youtu.be/KaUM0opLHA0?t=1m55s
Note how the engineer gets out, takes a look, shakes his head, and walks away.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

The schadenfreude gets a hell of a lot worse in this case. The company who owned the mine knew asbestos was dangerous and did nothing to protect their workers. This left a couple of thousand people with an untreatable and totally lethal form of cancer called mesothelioma.

Naturally they formed a class action for compensation. Australia has free health care, but these men also wanted money so their families wouldn't be destitute after they died. The company fought. Of course they did, wouldn't want to ruin the profit margins after all.

Now, here's where things get a special kind of evil. One member of the company's legal team decided they would use a very simple and utterly amoral strategy - delay. She did everything in her power to tie proceedings up in bullshit until a lot of the men had died and were no longer eligible for compensation.

The woman who headed the strategy was Julie Bishop.

Who?

Julie Bishop, deputy leader of Australia's current party in government, the LNP, their only female minister, and our minister for foreign affairs.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Gorilla Salad posted:

The schadenfreude gets a hell of a lot worse in this case. The company who owned the mine knew asbestos was dangerous and did nothing to protect their workers. This left a couple of thousand people with an untreatable and totally lethal form of cancer called mesothelioma.

Naturally they formed a class action for compensation. Australia has free health care, but these men also wanted money so their families wouldn't be destitute after they died. The company fought. Of course they did, wouldn't want to ruin the profit margins after all.

Now, here's where things get a special kind of evil. One member of the company's legal team decided they would use a very simple and utterly amoral strategy - delay. She did everything in her power to tie proceedings up in bullshit until a lot of the men had died and were no longer eligible for compensation.

The woman who headed the strategy was Julie Bishop.

Who?

Julie Bishop, deputy leader of Australia's current party in government, the LNP, their only female minister, and our minister for foreign affairs.

I'm an American born in the mid 80s, and I can distinctly remember commercials on TV advertising for class action lawsuits for asbestos exposure/mesothelioma into the mid 90s.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

Zeno-25 posted:

I'm an American born in the mid 80s, and I can distinctly remember commercials on TV advertising for class action lawsuits for asbestos exposure/mesothelioma into the mid 90s.

They're still running dude

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Wasabi the J posted:

They're still running dude

Wow really? I haven't watched tv regularly for a good while

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Zeno-25 posted:

Wow really? I haven't watched tv regularly for a good while

Every time I visit the states to see my grandmother I end up seeing more than a couple ads for them.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

The British tried something like that in WWII.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umbpabDnSNE

It's perhaps telling that one of the best sources about British tank design in WWII is a book called "The Great Tank Scandal."

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Zeno-25 posted:

Wow really? I haven't watched tv regularly for a good while

asbestos and mesothelioma settlements are the highest paid ad terms,on google. If you google one of those right now and click on the first sponsored link, that law firm is charged $40

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug
http://i.imgur.com/4o6oW9D.gifv

E: Whoops, it's 50mb. removing inline

Bhodi fucked around with this message at 19:30 on May 18, 2015

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

this is just... india.gif I suppose

holy poo poo the guy in the white t-shirt who climbs up...

this is amazing

Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:24 on May 19, 2015

A Shitty Reporter
Oct 29, 2012
Dinosaur Gum

Bhodi posted:

http://i.imgur.com/4o6oW9D.gifv

E: Whoops, it's 50mb. removing inline

Thank you so, so, so much.

PT6A
Jan 5, 2006

Public school teachers are callous dictators who won't lift a finger to stop children from peeing in my plane
I saw something like that on the episode of Parts Unknown where Tony went to Myanmar. Make due with what you have, I guess.

And, yeah, holy gently caress, don't screw around with trains.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

PT6A posted:

And, yeah, holy gently caress, don't screw around with trains.

Unless you're a nuclear waste storage container

TopHatGenius
Oct 3, 2008

something feels
different

Hot Rope Guy

Jet fuel can't melt steel flasks.

dablakh0l
Sep 3, 2002

Blistex posted:

(this was as the too land die place he worked at before becoming a teacher).

Do you mean the Tool and Die place?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



dablakh0l posted:

Do you mean the Tool and Die place?

Pretty sure he meant where underperforming hardware store employees are culled.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




flosofl posted:

Pretty sure he meant where underperforming hardware store employees are culled.

Shame on you, the Tool Land killing fields are nothing to joke about.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Angela Christine posted:

Shame on you, the Tool Land killing fields are nothing to joke about.

It's post-apocalyptic retail.

"Thems that don't meet they's goals is sent to the Die Place"

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

flosofl posted:

It's post-apocalyptic retail.

"Thems that don't meet they's goals is sent to the Die Place"

While the Employee of the Month is guaranteed a spot in Valhalla, all shiny and chrome.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shake it off shake it

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




It's so hypnotic. I can't stop watching and laughing.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Darth123123 posted:

Shake it off shake it

Just act nonchalant.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

Say Nothing posted:

Just act nonchalant.



Ah, the old spark plug shard on the kneecap trick.

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Say Nothing posted:

Just act nonchalant.



I once had a guy try to exit a store via the glass panel next to the door. The two weird things were that it wasn't an automatic door anyway, so he would have needed to push a handle, and that panel was only about a foot wide.

I was off that day but got told what happened the next day when I asked why it was boarded up. The glass didn't shatter like this but there were two big broken areas - one where his knee hit and one where his head hit.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Say Nothing posted:

Just act nonchalant.



Gotta be sugarglass. Just gotta be.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

Haha holy poo poo. "You got any spare locomotives or rocket-powered trucks lying around?" "yeah a few"

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

WarpedNaba posted:

Gotta be sugarglass. Just gotta be.

I think it's real glass, he just tosses a piece of ceramic with his right hand to shatter it before he walks through. That, and he's dropping his head before it even cracks.

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TheStampede
Feb 20, 2008

"I'm like a hunter of peace. One who chases the elusive mayfly of love... or something like that."
Actually, I think you can see he leads with his knee. It's been a bit since I've seen the video, though.

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