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Mr. Pumroy posted:the best thing about russia is how it believes with surety that america thirsts for russian land or w/e and will go to nuclear war over it when the reality is russia is a sad place that's fun to laugh at and nobody wants its soul-blighting hellscape We already have our own wide swaths of land sparsely populated by alcoholic rednecks, thanks but no thanks Russia.
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# ? May 17, 2015 01:10 |
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:Only here I get three bars. Your living room 2015
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# ? May 17, 2015 01:43 |
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Hey now, there's a woman in there. Alone. Completely disengaged and uninterested.
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:04 |
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Lord of Pie posted:We already have our own wide swaths of land sparsely populated by alcoholic rednecks, thanks but no thanks Russia. Most of that land was purchased from Russia, so there is precedent.
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:12 |
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they think it's more likely that russia would win the war than nato either they are completely delusional or they have something up their sleeve
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:15 |
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Mutually assured destruction
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:19 |
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Phlegmish posted:they think it's more likely that russia would win the war than nato What if we are the ones who are delusional? Russian is strong like ox. Drunken ox. NATO is euro pansies and soft, fat american technophiles who send RC model planes to fight their wars for them.
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:21 |
they plan to storm trenches while nato troops literally gently caress themselves
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:33 |
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is the NATO = fascist homonazis meme so ingrained that 31% of respondents seriously think the US has lebensraum-esque ambitions in russia? lmao
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:36 |
well they cry day and night that us is surrounding poor and plucky russia with its bases and literally forces russia to maintain it's military so that they dont invade
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# ? May 17, 2015 02:45 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:the best thing about russia is how it believes with surety that america thirsts for russian land or w/e and will go to nuclear war over it when the reality is russia is a sad place that's fun to laugh at and nobody wants its soul-blighting hellscape Russia is that semi-retarded kid from the poor family who is always dirty, smells like he shits his pants daily, and is cautiously playing with a filthy raccoon skull in the corner of the school yard. He's certain that at any minute the other kids will come over and try and take it away from him. All the other kids are playing sports or on their smartphones, but Russia kid is sure that the big kid who tells him to stop pawing at the grade 2 girls is going to drop his iPad at any moment and make for his precious raccoon skull.
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Phlegmish posted:they think it's more likely that russia would win the war than nato They should review footage of The Highway of Death before assuming Europe can simply be drowned in an ocean of conscripts
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# ? May 17, 2015 03:38 |
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Accretionist posted:They should review footage of The Highway of Death before assuming Europe can simply be drowned in an ocean of conscripts this caused china to poo poo a brick too because that was literally their plan in the event of war
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well let's be fair half the russians said "nobody is a winner" and considering nukes on both sides would make an autobahn of death out of continental Europe
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# ? May 17, 2015 07:36 |
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A while ago I read an article in the NYT about the catastrophic state that the nuclear forces of the US are in. Makes you wonder how things look in a third world shithole like russia.
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JaucheCharly posted:A while ago I read an article in the NYT about the catastrophic state that the nuclear forces of the US are in. Makes you wonder how things look in a third world shithole like russia. When I was kid, I wasn't sure if i should believe stories about teenagers bribing guards to gently caress next to the missiles and poo poo like that, but then I read about the kind of shitbrains we've got minding our nukes and now I believe all of it.
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JaucheCharly posted:A while ago I read an article in the NYT about the catastrophic state that the nuclear forces of the US are in. Makes you wonder how things look in a third world shithole like russia. I feel like the only thing stopping someone from making off with a Russian nuclear warhead is the fact that they'd have to be in Russia for any period of time to do so.
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# ? May 17, 2015 08:29 |
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Yeah anyone who looks Brownistani in Russia would get the poo poo kicked out of them by Russian Homeland Security (ie skinhead army thugs with broken vodka bottles) I'm more concerned about the nukes in Brownistan being guarded by people even less loyal to their state
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# ? May 17, 2015 08:35 |
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Blistex posted:Russia is that semi-retarded kid from the poor family who is always dirty, smells like he shits his pants daily, and is cautiously playing with a filthy raccoon skull in the corner of the school yard. He's certain that at any minute the other kids will come over and try and take it away from him. All the other kids are playing sports or on their smartphones, but Russia kid is sure that the big kid who tells him to stop pawing at the grade 2 girls is going to drop his iPad at any moment and make for his precious raccoon skull. i like this metaphor
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Blistex posted:Russia is that semi-retarded kid from the poor family who is always dirty, smells like he shits his pants daily, and is cautiously playing with a filthy raccoon skull in the corner of the school yard. He's certain that at any minute the other kids will come over and try and take it away from him. All the other kids are playing sports or on their smartphones, but Russia kid is sure that the big kid who tells him to stop pawing at the grade 2 girls is going to drop his iPad at any moment and make for his precious raccoon skull.
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HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:Only here I get three bars. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8
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Blistex posted:Russia is that semi-retarded kid from the poor family who is always dirty, smells like he shits his pants daily, and is cautiously playing with a filthy raccoon skull in the corner of the school yard. He's certain that at any minute the other kids will come over and try and take it away from him. All the other kids are playing sports or on their smartphones, but Russia kid is sure that the big kid who tells him to stop pawing at the grade 2 girls is going to drop his iPad at any moment and make for his precious raccoon skull. You forgot that he's also a giant with retard strength who likes to bitchslap smaller kids that venture too close or too far depending on his mood. And also has the ability to poo poo his pants, making the whole playground unlivable if anyone bigger confronts him about it. EDIT: Correction, he doesn't bitchslap them, he takes their hands and yell: "Stop hitting yourselves, stop hitting yourselves".
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Disco Infiva posted:You forgot that he's also a giant with retard strength who likes to bitchslap smaller kids that venture too close or too far depending on his mood. And also has the ability to poo poo his pants, making the whole playground unlivable if anyone bigger confronts him about it. Nah, he's just one of those kids who goes nuts and flails his arms in every direction really fast if someone tries to fight him, but is actually unable to beat up anyone who isn't at least three years younger than him.
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Fojar38 posted:this caused china to poo poo a brick too because that was literally their plan in the event of war The premier at the time apparently pointed to the live CNN footage of Baghdad getting wrecked and asked his closest general what China had to counter something like that. The General had no reply, and almost overnight the entire defence industry started on a path to modernization.
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Frog Act posted:is the NATO = fascist homonazis meme so ingrained that 31% of respondents seriously think the US has lebensraum-esque ambitions in russia? lmao For some reason they think a foreign power would want to occupy russia in its current state.
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etalian posted:For some reason they think a foreign power would want to occupy russia in its current state. if the United States don't want to occupy Russia, then why are there CIA agents and US troops in the Ukraine right know trying to conquer the Don't Ask Peoples Republic? think about it!
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waitwhatno posted:if the United States don't want to occupy Russia, then why are there CIA agents and US troops in the Ukraine right know trying to conquer the Don't Ask Peoples Republic? think about it! I was listening someone explain how the U.S. really does have troops in Ukraine right now but we don't acknowledge it. NPR not RT fwiw. In an advisory capacity I'm sure.
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# ? May 17, 2015 21:18 |
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syscall girl posted:I was listening someone explain how the U.S. really does have troops in Ukraine right now but we don't acknowledge it. NPR not RT fwiw. Last I heard the US was sending a bunch of army instructors to train the Ukrainian army. So yes?
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# ? May 18, 2015 06:06 |
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It would be incredibly naive to expect the West to stay out of the conflict entirely and not protect its own strategic interests, frankly. Anyway, less armchair general, more 25y.o. wrinkled babas squatting tree trunks on the sites of industrial accidents, please. To contribute, another daschcam vid compilation. You can't go wrong with dashcam vids. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRPmb0LOezc
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A glamorous life awaits you at the post office https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd-7tRwqKTU e: do not rob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wrn7rYThtzo Rude Dude With Tude fucked around with this message at 14:39 on May 18, 2015 |
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Present posted:Last I heard the US was sending a bunch of army instructors to train the Ukrainian army. So yes? VICE interviewed them at some public event so it's no secret.
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HerStuddMuffin posted:It would be incredibly naive to expect the West to stay out of the conflict entirely and not protect its own strategic interests, frankly. they also need to show the other eastern european NATO members that our with them alliance is strong, hence why the us drove a military convoy right through a bunch of countries instead of transporting them via rail.
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# ? May 18, 2015 14:48 |
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Present posted:Last I heard the US was sending a bunch of army instructors to train the Ukrainian army. So yes? Is the Ukrainian army that disorganized that they need US advisors to tell them how to "soldier" or would "advisors" in this case be, "Here is a TOW missile and a live feed of every target our satellites can see in real-time, use this however you see fit."?
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# ? May 18, 2015 15:15 |
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Mahmoud Ahmadinejad posted:A glamorous life awaits you at the post office A fearless people.
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Blistex posted:Is the Ukrainian army that disorganized that they need US advisors to tell them how to "soldier" or would "advisors" in this case be, "Here is a TOW missile and a live feed of every target our satellites can see in real-time, use this however you see fit."?
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# ? May 18, 2015 15:40 |
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its been proven again and again that you cant beat russia, lol at effete homoswine who think attempt #45608 will succeed
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# ? May 18, 2015 15:45 |
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This is fantastic.
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# ? May 18, 2015 15:50 |
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Blistex posted:Is the Ukrainian army that disorganized that they need US advisors to tell them how to "soldier" Not disorganized. Just lacking in some very basic skills, small unit leadership, and training. When it comes to training the U.S. is literally the best on the planet. Why, if you were Ukraine, would you turn down an offer of free training for your Soldiers?
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Blistex posted:Is the Ukrainian army that disorganized that they need US advisors to tell them how to "soldier" or would "advisors" in this case be, "Here is a TOW missile and a live feed of every target our satellites can see in real-time, use this however you see fit."? The Ukrainian army is in shambles due to supply problems and was also forced to use poorly trained militia units after the regular units got destroyed.
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Ukraine may not be ruled by homonazis, but her troops may well be
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