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suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


AgentSythe posted:

say it was Pussy Snorkel so we can take down his Magic card empire

I don't know where he lives. It might have been.

It wasn't.

Sigma-X posted:

Was this a goon or a store?

TCGPlayer store. It's pretty much the upper end of what I'd buy from TCGPlayer.

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Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


If that was indeed mine, then

redstormpopcorn posted:

It looks like it was double-sleeved then run over in an asphalt parking lot.

Is the closest. Colonel mustard with a shoe on asphalt.

Death Bot
Mar 4, 2007

Binary killing machines, turning 1 into 0 since 0011000100111001 0011011100110110

Anatharon posted:

Okay I double checked and it's called War of Attrition.

Anyways. Some of my friends are going to Friday Night Magic which I figure I'll give a shot too. Living Weapons seem cool, is it viable to expand the amount of those I have in a deck or are they overpriced? What about Myr?

Unfortunately that deck has older cards in it so the format that you're most likely to play it in is modern. Most people are gonna be playing with decks that are present in the modern metagame, and while the Stoneforge Mystics and Kor Firewalkers from that deck are useful, they're in different decks (and arguably formats) so turning your deck into something playable might take some work. I'd take a look at mtggoldfish.com for some ideas, you can search by card on that site and it will show you decks that have placed in tournaments that use those cards. If you go with decks that have been performing well though, you're basically gonna have to start from scratch, and to shape your deck up you're gonna have to be pretty inventive.

Here's a link to the deck if anyone wanted to offer some more advice.

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


Chill la Chill posted:

If that was indeed mine, then


Is the closest. Colonel mustard with a shoe on asphalt.

I'd like to think it was yours; that would be pretty sweet. Let's go with that.

Olothreutes
Mar 31, 2007

Anatharon posted:

Okay I double checked and it's called War of Attrition.

Anyways. Some of my friends are going to Friday Night Magic which I figure I'll give a shot too. Living Weapons seem cool, is it viable to expand the amount of those I have in a deck or are they overpriced? What about Myr?

Living weapon has basically a single card that sees a lot of competitive play, batterskull, the rest are really only found in casual decks. None of them are legal in standard right now, so if you want to play standard you should see about borrowing/getting cards.

gay for gacha
Dec 22, 2006

I'm thinking about getting into MTGO for drafting. How much does it cost to draft in MTGO? I hear you can get in some drafts for like three dollars?

Pussy Snorkel
Sep 12, 2008

With the Pussy Snorkel, any man can be a dive master.

AgentSythe posted:

say it was Pussy Snorkel so we can take down his Magic card empire

LOOK HERE BUDDY

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

lemonslol posted:

I'm thinking about getting into MTGO for drafting. How much does it cost to draft in MTGO? I hear you can get in some drafts for like three dollars?

It's no cheaper than drafting for real unless you win consistently. The only advantage is convenience.

It costs 3 packs + 2 event tickets to draft.
Tickets are $1 each from the store. They're the de facto currency of MTGO. Packs are $4 each from the store but you can buy them from trade bots for around 2-3.5 tix each depending on the set.

All prize payouts are in packs.
You do single elim 8-4 (winner gets 8 packs, second place gets 4) or single elim 4-3-2-2 or 3 rounds swiss without eliminations where you get a pack for each round you win.

The only thing you should ever buy from the store directly are event tickets.

Entropic fucked around with this message at 04:01 on May 19, 2015

Pyronic
Oct 1, 2008

ROYAL RAINWHARRGARBL

Entropic posted:

It's no cheaper than drafting for real unless you win consistently. The only advantage is convenience.

It costs 3 packs + 2 event tickets to draft.
Tickets are $1 each from the store. They're the de facto currency of MTGO. Packs are $4 each from the store but you can buy them from trade bots for around 2-3.5 tix each depending on the set.

All prize payouts are in packs.
You do single elim 8-4 (winner gets 8 packs, second place gets 4) or single elim 4-3-2-2 or 3 rounds swiss without eliminations where you get a pack for each round you win.

The only thing you should ever buy from the store directly are event tickets.

MTGO also makes it incredibly easy to just offload money cards for more tix to draft again

Angry Grimace
Jul 29, 2010

ACTUALLY IT IS VERY GOOD THAT THE SHOW IS BAD AND ANYONE WHO DOESN'T REALIZE WHY THAT'S GOOD IS AN IDIOT. JUST ENJOY THE BAD SHOW INSTEAD OF THINKING.

Entropic posted:

It's no cheaper than drafting for real unless you win consistently. The only advantage is convenience.

It costs 3 packs + 2 event tickets to draft.
Tickets are $1 each from the store. They're the de facto currency of MTGO. Packs are $4 each from the store but you can buy them from trade bots for around 2-3.5 tix each depending on the set.

All prize payouts are in packs.
You do single elim 8-4 (winner gets 8 packs, second place gets 4) or single elim 4-3-2-2 or 3 rounds swiss without eliminations where you get a pack for each round you win.

The only thing you should ever buy from the store directly are event tickets.

They've removed the 4-3-2-2 and Swiss (pack per win) options on anything that isn't DTK-DTK-FRF and replaced it with 6-2-2-2 (6 for 3 wins, 2 for 2 wins), which is a new Swiss format.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

lemonslol posted:

I'm thinking about getting into MTGO for drafting. How much does it cost to draft in MTGO? I hear you can get in some drafts for like three dollars?

$14, my advice is to make a cheap constructed deck (Pauper is a good place to start) and play in the daily events, which pay out in packs.

Unless you're really good at drafting, you won't be making a profit or drafting for cheap at all. There are some phantom events and new player events which are nice if you're just getting started, but they don't have good payout value.

Also did anyone watch LSV's stream last night? He was signing tokens for Grand Prix Las Vegas on stream, and casually 3-0'd a Dragons draft while signing, talking to the chat, and playing.

Wezlar
May 13, 2005



A DTK-DTK-FRF draft is Actually 10.25 right now.

If you want to draft KTK it's only 8

Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer
I can't get enough of bad article chat

http://www.starcitygames.com/article/30845_A-Deck-By-Any-Other-Name-The-Guide-To-Naming-Magic-Decks.html

The only way this article makes any sense is if it's 100% ironic especially this part

quote:

Sligh: This term has been around for around twenty years now. Well-respected historians like BDM can probably comment more in-depth on the actual origins of the term outside of its obvious "Lightning Bolt" + "being sneaky" pun. In short, it's a red deck that spends a lot of time trying to blitz wins more through strategic pumps, burn timings, and anti-blocking trickery than just jamming fast red creatures on curve. I typically think of the curve of Sligh decks topping out at two. If you look at Tom Ross's Boss Sligh builds from last year beside the current crop of Atarka Red and Mono-Red Aggro decks, you'll see quite a bit of distinction.

but also this part

quote:

"My deck is called The Holy Roman Empire."

Now, I don't know much, but what I do know is that no one has ever called their deck that outside of this guy. Cute pet names have always existed, especially in the old days, but this was obviously something else altogether. Tribal decks were the name of the game (this was during Lorwyn), but I'm quite sure there weren't a lot of Soldiers around, at least not in any kind of competitive or synergistic way.

So we rolled dice, we shuffled, we drew. All that.

The dude proceeds to play three or four Elves.

Again, I'm not omnipotent, but I'm quite sure there weren't many Elves living at the time of Roman rule. In fact, Theros all but confirmed it.

What I'm saying is I'm sure every magic writer out there is just being "ironic" at this point.

Also holy roman empire would be a great name for any magic deck fwiw.

also

quote:

Carsten Kotter recently did great work on reviving an old all-in G/B Legacy archetype based on the very old Suicide Black decks. This crop of Eternal decks were mostly known as Eva Green decks back then (I presume she's an actress or model, I refuse to look or care). Though the name has no relevance to informative Magic deck labels today, and really never did, I triumphantly maintained the archetype's historical precedent.

:cripes:. Eva Green is actually an amazing deck name.

Zoness fucked around with this message at 16:22 on May 19, 2015

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
I can never get enough of "oh, that name? Probably some celebrity. I guess. :smuggo:" Way to go pal, you sure showed everyone how aloof and brilliant you are by not taking the 0 seconds to highlight -> search google for.

Count Bleck
Apr 5, 2010

DISPEL MAGIC!

We live in a world where all the conveniences we could possibly want are available at our fingertips but everyone is too loving lazy to use them.

I hate people, that legitimately made me angry.

Trilas
Sep 16, 2004

Eva Green is a very good actress. Dude's missing out.

Re naming a deck The Holy Roman Empire, I'd say calling an Elf deck that is pretty fitting, considering that the HRE itself wasn't holy or Roman, and it wasn't even really an empire.

Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer

Trilas posted:

Eva Green is a very good actress. Dude's missing out.

Re naming a deck The Holy Roman Empire, I'd say calling an Elf deck that is pretty fitting, considering that the HRE itself wasn't holy or Roman, and it wasn't even really an empire.

Exactly this. But there's also this sentence:

quote:

Again, I'm not omnipotent, but I'm quite sure there weren't many Elves living at the time of Roman rule. In fact, Theros all but confirmed it.

:psyboom:

Also Suicide Black with a Green splash is Eva Green because of Vesper Lynd in Casino Royale.

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny

I assumed it was a pun on Eva Braun.

Trilas
Sep 16, 2004

As someone who writes in "Burn Down For What" on all my DCI lists, I approve of any pun deck names. Haven't figured out a good one for Death and Taxes yet, sadly.

Edit: I just remembered who that was and maybe will have to make an exception for any Eva Braun puns, should the situation arise.

Trilas fucked around with this message at 17:22 on May 19, 2015

suicidesteve
Jan 4, 2006

"Life is a maze. This is one of its dead ends.


I write Canadian Threshold in for all of my decks. Even Shops.

Peepers
Mar 11, 2005

Well, I'm a ghost. I scare people. It's all very important, I assure you.


It's always fun when people post evidence for the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


suicidesteve posted:

I write Canadian Threshold in for all of my decks. Even Shops.

Same but RDW. Rude deck wins (combo), ramp, rat, revelation, works for everything.

Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer

Chill la Chill posted:

Same but RDW. Rude deck wins (combo), ramp, rat, revelation, works for everything.

RDW is my favorite name for Solidarity

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received
People should have fun with deck names and call them silly things all the time and break the SCG reporting name hegemony of [color combination] [game plan].

E: Oh poo poo this was started by a SCG article! They are paying people to stifle and silence opposition to their simplistic and boring naming schemes!

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
You'll take my black/green necromancy deck named Rasputin from my cold dead hands, SCG.

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





Gonna start calling Infect '10 things you hate about me' on all my deck lists now.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

People should have fun with deck names and call them silly things all the time and break the SCG reporting name hegemony of [color combination] [game plan].

E: Oh poo poo this was started by a SCG article! They are paying people to stifle and silence opposition to their simplistic and boring naming schemes!

That was Gearheart's fight. Whoever the new prolific legacy deck innovator is should continue the cause.

Count Bleck
Apr 5, 2010

DISPEL MAGIC!

Cactrot posted:

Gonna start calling Infect '10 things you hate about me' on all my deck lists now.

Can I just put my Burn deck in a matchbox and hope they understand?

Trilas
Sep 16, 2004

Count Bleck posted:

Can I just put my Burn deck in a matchbox and hope they understand?

This gives me a great idea to wrap my merfolk deck in newspaper, once I have it finished (and then write it in as Fish and Hits).

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
We are in dire need of good deck names. There needs to be a RUG zoo deck called "Temurous Beasties".

black potus
Jul 13, 2006
malignant temur

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


It's a tragic sign that "mighty morphing..." Isn't even a deck name yet.

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

People should have fun with deck names and call them silly things all the time and break the SCG reporting name hegemony of [color combination] [game plan].

E: Oh poo poo this was started by a SCG article! They are paying people to stifle and silence opposition to their simplistic and boring naming schemes!

Established decks have the best names. Death and taxes, cephalid breakfast, maverick, nic fit. All of these are better than Sultai Aggro.

Edit: I also hate the clan names. Jeskai is American stop loving around and RUG and BUG are just easier to say.

Cactrot
Jan 11, 2001

Go Go Cactus Galactus





Count Bleck posted:

Can I just put my Burn deck in a matchbox and hope they understand?

You could call it Matchbox 20




:suicide:

Trilas
Sep 16, 2004

I guess now that I'm on RWG in modern, I can call my deck Naya On Fire

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


After the old Gaea's Might Get There deck from a billion years ago, my Modern Maya brew using Might of the Nephilim has been referred to as Mehall Might Get there since old Rav released.
Course, the deck is too slow for Modern, but it's a work in progress.

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



I've never understood why SCG can't just say a silly name and then explain what the archetype is, why can't they say " So and so is playing The Rock, an abzan midrage deck"

Let people have their silly pet-names, who cares.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Errant Gin Monks posted:

Edit: I also hate the clan names. Jeskai is American
There are so many countries that use RWU in their flag that I want to run it just to call my deck a different country every week.

Chill la Chill
Jul 2, 2007

Don't lose your gay


Yawgmoth posted:

There are so many countries that use RWU in their flag that I want to run it just to call my deck a different country every week.

I do this to differentiate my UWR miracles and modern control decks. I've asked different people what feels more Russian or French or Dutch or whatever but sadly we can't come to a conclusion so I just give them spontaneous names every week. I do feel like the midrange Venser one feels Russian somehow, compared to the French pure control version of miracles. Dunno why.

Chill la Chill fucked around with this message at 19:40 on May 19, 2015

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Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer

Ciprian Maricon posted:

I've never understood why SCG can't just say a silly name and then explain what the archetype is, why can't they say " So and so is playing The Rock, an abzan midrage deck"

Let people have their silly pet-names, who cares.

dont you make fun of my pet rock deck

also yeah rwu as "america" is dumb even if wotc is located in america

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