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Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

yook posted:

We had a bunch of different hamsters growing up and for some reason the Russian dwarfs were 2 for 2 on being bitey assholes.

Don't get Russian dwarf hamsters.

I googled Russian dwarf hamster and the first picture looks vaguely like one rubbing its evil little paws and plotting its next bite

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

It does however look like an excellent tennis ball.

BurnBlackJay
May 31, 2011

by Lowtax

DrVenkman posted:

justifiably complained.

lol

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious
Dwarf Hamster Derail: Failed.



:stonk:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Smile like a donut, hahah-ha.

nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Jibo posted:

How can global warming be real if it's snowing in Zimbabwe? :v:

How can world hunger be real if I just ate a sandwich? :v:

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

nexus6 posted:

How can world hunger be real if I just ate a sandwich? :v:

How can people still watch anime when I've just had sex?

Krowley
Feb 15, 2008

Stoatbringer posted:

Pah, mere pocket change.


(barely worth the paper it's printed on)

They'd save a lot on ink if they just wrote 1*10^14

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Stoatbringer posted:

Pah, mere pocket change.


(barely worth the paper it's printed on)



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

Gonna pick up milk and eggs.

Lysdexique
Sep 12, 2010

Let me give you some advice, little buddy.

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

Oh god, imagine the cash registers

Hackers film 1995
Nov 4, 2009

Hack the planet!

Probably just easier to throw it in the garbage.

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Thats Marcus "Semien."

Jon Zyetta
May 6, 2003
Your Bargaining Posture Is Highly Dubious

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

I can see now why there are literal rocks on the notes. :shepspends:

the_sea_hag
Oct 9, 2012
LOAF FANCIER

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

Well, at least he can save money on toilet paper.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy

Jon Zyetta posted:

I can see now why there are literal rocks on the notes. :shepspends:

Racist

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Jon Zyetta posted:

Dwarf Hamster Derail: Failed.



:stonk:

You think that's bad, you haven't seen what they look like in motion. The things have teeth straight out of nightmareland.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

gently caress you perspective

Fight Club Sandwich
Apr 29, 2006

you want a piece of me???

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

what do their wallets look like

GoGoGadgetChris
Mar 18, 2010

i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

The platform of the scissor lift is coming straight toward the camera, right? This hurts.

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The platform of the scissor lift is coming straight toward the camera, right? This hurts.

Yeah, that's the only way I can figure that makes sense. It took me a while to see it, though.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



It's not a scissor lift, it's a boom lift.

The Sex Cannon
Nov 22, 2004

Eh. I'm pretty content with my current logo.

Data Graham posted:

It's not a scissor lift, it's a boom lift.

Yeah, you stupid assholes.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

what do their wallets look like

Centripetal Horse
Nov 22, 2009

Fuck money, get GBS

This could have bought you a half a tank of gas, lmfao -
Love, gromdul

The Glumslinger posted:

gently caress you perspective

hooah posted:

Yeah, that's the only way I can figure that makes sense. It took me a while to see it, though.

I am not seeing the problem, at all. I just see a couple of guys on a boom underneath/next to an overpass. I thought the funny might be the guy reading some kind of manual. I wonder if this has something to do with me being terrible at certain spatial relations tasks, and being completely unable to draw anything with a third dimension.

Mr. Gibbycrumbles
Aug 30, 2004

Do you think your paladin sword can defeat me?

En garde, I'll let you try my Wu-Tang style

Escher Railway Line coming on nicely.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer

Ragequit posted:



"A man in Zimbabwe carries cash for groceries."

This pic (or those like it) is why I laugh so much at those pics where people are holding massive amounts of cash. It changes it from "I'M RICH BITCH" to "I need a wheelbarrow to buy a box of pop tarts".

That guy's wallet has to be a child behind him with a red wagon. It has the dual purpose of bringing the money to the shop, and then letting him carry the bread and eggs home.

Captain Lavender
Oct 21, 2010

verb the adjective noun

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

what do their wallets look like

iostream.h
Mar 14, 2006
I want your happy place to slap you as it flies by.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:



I can't decide if it's old man Ultron or if the Hulk just blasted rear end.
From several pages back, but every time I see this pic I can't help but think of Robert Englund as Freddy Kreuger.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Lysdexique posted:

Oh god, imagine the cash registers

I wonder who is counting the bills.

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

what do their wallets look like

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

what do their wallets look like

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



Stupid_Sexy_Flander posted:

This pic (or those like it) is why I laugh so much at those pics where people are holding massive amounts of cash. It changes it from "I'M RICH BITCH" to "I need a wheelbarrow to buy a box of pop tarts".

That guy's wallet has to be a child behind him with a red wagon. It has the dual purpose of bringing the money to the shop, and then letting him carry the bread and eggs home.

Oh poo poo, now I'm just imagining that pic attached to some crazy freeper rant about "0bummer giving those feral urban thugs their reparations!!! :bahgawd:"

Travic
May 27, 2007

Getting nowhere fast

Fight Club Sandwich posted:

what do their wallets look like

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!

Random Stranger posted:

I wonder who is counting the bills.

I'd guess at that point you probably start going by weight.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Solice Kirsk posted:

Gonna pick up milk and eggs.

By the time he gets to the shops, he won't be able to afford both.

pwnyXpress
Mar 28, 2007

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

The platform of the scissor lift is coming straight toward the camera, right? This hurts.

Thank you. I was dying trying to wrap my mind around that.

Literally dying.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

This right here is exactly why I don't carry a wallet and keep things loose in my pocket--it encourages me to like, purge receipts and stuff rather quickly after getting them.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


The Sex Cannon posted:

Yeah, you stupid assholes.

This made me laugh way too much

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Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless




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