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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

Radio Paranoia posted:

its gonna be great when america votes a new old white guy in again

its kinda sorta possible we will have an old white woman

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power botton
Nov 2, 2011

2/3 tho

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

power botton posted:

this is fake theres been tons of "nigga _" searches being posted


power botton posted:

oh wow its not fake lmao gently caress you google

MORE CURLY FRIES
Apr 8, 2004

if your in the UK and google maps search for @dril it centres on stone henge

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
you spin me right round baby right round

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

power botton posted:

its kinda sorta possible we will have an old white woman

keep your fingers crossed

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

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specialist



three fifths

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

MORE CURLY FRIES posted:

if your in the UK and google maps search for @dril it centres on stone henge

where the demons dwell

surebet
Jan 10, 2013

avatar
specialist


Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


nice hack!

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

surebet posted:

possibly the greatest business model







:lol:

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

ArmZ posted:

keep your fingers crossed

Reasons That Hilary Clinton Will Not Be President, in Slightly Particular Order
• Vast right-wing conspiracy.
• Republican operatives finally capture Benjamin Ghazi.
• Misconfigured personal email server leads to State Department negotiations with several Nigerian princes.
• Nineteenth Amendment struck down by Supreme Court in 5-4 decision.
• She didn’t want it enough.
• Campaign finance scandal involving bundled donations from Annatar Lord of Gifts.
• Mark Penn.
• Tricked into saying own name backwards by Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX).
• Mispronounces “gif” during youth outreach event.
• Some sexist bullshit, probably.

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq6h85VFfEU

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Roosevelt posted:

i don't understand whats going on here

are those cicadas?

The mayflies hatch and then swarm to anything white/warm/bright. They die very fast so you need to pressure wash their dead bodies off your house when The Mayfly Season is over (usually 1-2 weeks in June so you can't even go to school to avoid doing it.)

madeupfred
Oct 10, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

prefect posted:

trucks are critically important to the country

I remember that article. They didn't count retail work other than cashiers, salesmen or contractors, so it's basically worthless.

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

madeupfred posted:

I remember that article. They didn't count retail work other than cashiers, salesmen or contractors, so it's basically worthless.

not exactly

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off
I'm the badly chosen color scheme, and also the fast food.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

atomicthumbs posted:

you spin me right round baby right round



https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/2mhgCA3.gif&v=kJBKyTfCjCc

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



OVERWHELMINGLY DANK

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
drat

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

NoneMoreNegative posted:



OVERWHELMINGLY DANK

what this is

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
looks like a golden axe game

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

looks like a golden axe game

Icahn deffo hear the scream.wav from the conan/rambo movies on that one

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



:ohdear:

hubris.height
Jan 6, 2005

Pork Pro

that is the best friend in the world right dere

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

i like to think that's ken m's daughter

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

surebet posted:

three fifths

i noticed this the other day and said "heh" to myself

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



hubris.height posted:

that is the best friend in the world right dere
Talk about bff. It's like the little girl version of killing a hooker and callin up your best dude to help you move the body.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
me

http://i.imgur.com/ke6bSqJ.gifv

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker
http://www.gfycat.com/MindlessIckyFritillarybutterfly

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
mow

kemikalkadet
Sep 16, 2012

:woof:
So a guy I know made front page of our local paper today for winning a photography competition.

power botton
Nov 2, 2011

kemikalkadet posted:

So a guy I know made front page of our local paper today for winning a photography competition.


lmao

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

DNova posted:

I just remember some guilt trip poo poo in elementary school about soft glorpy eggs resulting from DDT as if any of us kids were responsible

National Geographic published a children's magazine that I read religiously in elementary school. They always had some goofy centerfold with a comic or a poster or something. Several of the issues featured a series of comics about a multiethnic team of time-traveling teenage crimestoppers. Some of the plots were about recent events like the fall of the Berlin Wall, etc. But one plot was about some evil 1960s chemical corporation's plan to SPRAY D.D.T. ON THE MOON!!! Now that I think back on it those centerfolds were seriously political.

Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 20:47 on May 20, 2015

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme


looks like her friend found a way to instain mother

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

at the date posted:

National Geographic published a children's magazine that I read religiously in elementary school. They always had some goofy centerfold with a comic or a poster or something. Several of the issues featured a series of comics about a multiethnic team of time-traveling teenage crimestoppers. Some of the plots were about recent events like the fall of the Berlin Wall, etc. But one plot was about some evil 1960s chemical corporation's plan to SPRAY D.D.T. ON THE MOON!!! Now that I think back on it those centerfolds were seriously political.

ranger rick was basically like this without the ddt on the moon bit because that's insane

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches.

As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters.

He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses.

"You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!"

"Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!"

King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood.

"Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender.

"You'll never get away with this! Never!"

"Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself."

"Praise be to Allah, seenyor."

"Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!"

"Oh, no, not anything as gauche as torture."

The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck.

"Now you are immune to rubella."

Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk.

"Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion."

The three figures appeared live via satelite.

"Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation."

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