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Radio Paranoia posted:its gonna be great when america votes a new old white guy in again its kinda sorta possible we will have an old white woman
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2/3 tho
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power botton posted:this is fake theres been tons of "nigga _" searches being posted power botton posted:oh wow its not fake lmao gently caress you google
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:32 |
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if your in the UK and google maps search for @dril it centres on stone henge
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:34 |
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you spin me right round baby right round
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power botton posted:its kinda sorta possible we will have an old white woman keep your fingers crossed
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power botton posted:2/3 tho three fifths
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MORE CURLY FRIES posted:if your in the UK and google maps search for @dril it centres on stone henge where the demons dwell
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nice hack!
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:38 |
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surebet posted:possibly the greatest business model
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ArmZ posted:keep your fingers crossed Reasons That Hilary Clinton Will Not Be President, in Slightly Particular Order • Vast right-wing conspiracy. • Republican operatives finally capture Benjamin Ghazi. • Misconfigured personal email server leads to State Department negotiations with several Nigerian princes. • Nineteenth Amendment struck down by Supreme Court in 5-4 decision. • She didn’t want it enough. • Campaign finance scandal involving bundled donations from Annatar Lord of Gifts. • Mark Penn. • Tricked into saying own name backwards by Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX). • Mispronounces “gif” during youth outreach event. • Some sexist bullshit, probably.
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:45 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq6h85VFfEU
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# ? May 20, 2015 17:46 |
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Roosevelt posted:i don't understand whats going on here The mayflies hatch and then swarm to anything white/warm/bright. They die very fast so you need to pressure wash their dead bodies off your house when The Mayfly Season is over (usually 1-2 weeks in June so you can't even go to school to avoid doing it.)
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:00 |
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prefect posted:trucks are critically important to the country I remember that article. They didn't count retail work other than cashiers, salesmen or contractors, so it's basically worthless.
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madeupfred posted:I remember that article. They didn't count retail work other than cashiers, salesmen or contractors, so it's basically worthless. not exactly
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:06 |
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I'm the badly chosen color scheme, and also the fast food.
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atomicthumbs posted:you spin me right round baby right round https://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/2mhgCA3.gif&v=kJBKyTfCjCc
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:42 |
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OVERWHELMINGLY DANK
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:54 |
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drat
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:55 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
what this is
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:55 |
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looks like a golden axe game
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# ? May 20, 2015 18:56 |
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SmokaDustbowl posted:looks like a golden axe game Icahn deffo hear the scream.wav from the conan/rambo movies on that one
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# ? May 20, 2015 19:00 |
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# ? May 20, 2015 19:29 |
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that is the best friend in the world right dere
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# ? May 20, 2015 19:41 |
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i like to think that's ken m's daughter
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surebet posted:three fifths i noticed this the other day and said "heh" to myself
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# ? May 20, 2015 19:44 |
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hubris.height posted:that is the best friend in the world right dere
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# ? May 20, 2015 19:54 |
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me http://i.imgur.com/ke6bSqJ.gifv
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# ? May 20, 2015 19:59 |
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http://www.gfycat.com/MindlessIckyFritillarybutterfly
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mow
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# ? May 20, 2015 20:16 |
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So a guy I know made front page of our local paper today for winning a photography competition.
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# ? May 20, 2015 20:17 |
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kemikalkadet posted:So a guy I know made front page of our local paper today for winning a photography competition. lmao
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# ? May 20, 2015 20:22 |
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DNova posted:I just remember some guilt trip poo poo in elementary school about soft glorpy eggs resulting from DDT as if any of us kids were responsible National Geographic published a children's magazine that I read religiously in elementary school. They always had some goofy centerfold with a comic or a poster or something. Several of the issues featured a series of comics about a multiethnic team of time-traveling teenage crimestoppers. Some of the plots were about recent events like the fall of the Berlin Wall, etc. But one plot was about some evil 1960s chemical corporation's plan to SPRAY D.D.T. ON THE MOON!!! Now that I think back on it those centerfolds were seriously political. Eugene V. Dubstep fucked around with this message at 20:47 on May 20, 2015 |
# ? May 20, 2015 20:44 |
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looks like her friend found a way to instain mother
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at the date posted:National Geographic published a children's magazine that I read religiously in elementary school. They always had some goofy centerfold with a comic or a poster or something. Several of the issues featured a series of comics about a multiethnic team of time-traveling teenage crimestoppers. Some of the plots were about recent events like the fall of the Berlin Wall, etc. But one plot was about some evil 1960s chemical corporation's plan to SPRAY D.D.T. ON THE MOON!!! Now that I think back on it those centerfolds were seriously political. ranger rick was basically like this without the ddt on the moon bit because that's insane
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# ? May 20, 2015 20:55 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:
King Hussein Obama I, flanked by his bodyguards, stepped out of his blinged Limoscalade and marched up the gold-lined marble steps of Washington Palace. It should have been a glorious day, yet under his heavy yet exquisite crown of carved human fetus-ivory his brow was ridged deeply as he silently brooded. Still, his posse, boomboxes on their shoulders, dance-walked up the steps, chains and gats jangling over the din as they grabbed their crotches. As his trusted associates T-Von and Mook-Mook the Bushman pushed open the grand organic farm-grown cruelty-free redwood doors paid for by his 95% tax rate, he stepped into the antechamber of the gold-domed palace. Outside, ShariaVentalism reigned, but in here his word was law, and all his white teen sex slaves cowered before his glare more than even the hemp whips of their latte-drinking tweeded atheist masters. He walked down the hallway toward his office and a prisoner in chains passed before him, lead by two turban-wearing Mexicans. He spotted the King and began shouting curses. "You loving fascist! I knew it! I knew it! I told them, but they wouldn't listen, that your health care platform was a slippery slope to all this! You won't get away with this! The will of the Free Market will not be denied!" "Seelenceo een the prezence of the Keeng, preesoner!" King Obama spotted a chance to improve his ill mood. "Bring him here. Good. Give me his file." The king looked over the prisoner's dossier. A long list of crimes against the state, and a repeat offender. "You'll never get away with this! Never!" "Hush now, Mr. Jack. We have ways of dealing with unruly sorts such as yourself." "Praise be to Allah, seenyor." "Peh! I spit at your torture! The Free Market gives me strength!" "Oh, no, not anything as gauche as torture." The King grabbed a syringe from the outstretched hand of one of his nearby breakdancing bodyguards, and plunged it into the man's helpless neck. "Now you are immune to rubella." Kyle's lingering, echoing screams of tormented horror brought a slight smile like a crack in Obama's stony brown face as he walked into his lavish velvet-lined office and shut the door behind him. He motioned for his bodyguards to leave the room, and he addressed the giant screens hanging over his desk. "Screen one on. Connect to Emperor bin Laden of Eurabia. Screen two: Hugo Chavez of the U.S.S.A.R.. Screen three: The High Elder of Zion." The three figures appeared live via satelite. "Gentlemen," began Obama darkly, "it's time to have...a conversation."
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