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RC Cola posted:First line and alternate captain. Time to start punching mans for the team RC. They need grit now more than ever. our mans are going to punch each other
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All-Star Break 2025 Update All-Stars West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Center) West -- Stabby McStabson (Starting Right Wing) West -- The Crushinator (3rd Line Right Wing) West -- Milkbags O'Leary (2nd D-Pairing) East -- Jamwad Hilder (Starting Left Wing) East -- Pablo Sanchez (Starting Right Wing) East -- Clint Clemens (2nd Line Left Wing) East -- ThinkTank (3rd Line Right Wing) East -- Shinichi Satonaka (4th Line Center) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) East -- Aaron Athanatos (3rd D-Pairing) East -- T. Delacour (Backup Goaltender) Notable Stats Lemur is 3rd in Points; Athanatos & Clemens are 7th Lemur leads the league in Goals; ThinkTank is 2nd; Hilder is 5th; O'Bourke is 6th O'Leary is 2nd in Assists; Athanatos is 4th Picklechips is 2nd in +/-; O'Bourke is 4th; Longrod is 6th O'Bourke is 2nd in PIM; Picklechips is 3rd; Windros is 4th Zip is 3rd in Wins; Delacour & Robertson are 5th; Strelkov is 7th Delacour is 3rd in GAA; Strelkov is 5th Delacour is 4th in SV%; Zip is 6th; Strelkov is 7th Transaction News 12/2/24 -- NYR gets: 2025 1st Round Pick, a prospect 12/2/24 -- TOR gets: Ryan McDonagh (88 OVR) Injury Report None  Comments Wow, all these goon all-stars is like a throwback to an alternate universe's All-Star Game lineup. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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2025 All-Star Game Results Scoring Summary 1st Period 13:27 - (West) S. Baertschi (D. Yan, Z. Werenski) 2nd Period 6:05 - (West) S. McStabson (S. Elliott, T. Rattie) 3rd Period 15:34 - (East) S. Satonaka (R. Johansen, A. Athanatos) 18:40 - (East) P. O'Bourke (J. Gardiner) Overtime 1:19 -- (West) M. O'Leary (Z. Werenski, T. Hall) Penalty Summary 1st Period 15:21 - (West) J. Morrissey -- Hooking (Minor) 2nd Period 1:04 -- (West) M. O'Leary -- Tripping (Minor) 4:43 -- (East) P. O'Bourke -- Delay of Game (Minor) 8:40 -- (West) J. Morrissey -- Holding (Minor) 16:35 - (East) P. O'Bourke -- Fighting (Major) 16:35 - (East) P. O'Bourke -- Fight Instigator (Minor) 16:35 - (West) S. McStabson -- Fighting (Major) 3rd Period 3:17 -- (East) J. Gardiner -- Hooking (Minor) 13:56 - (West) T. Brodie -- Roughing (Minor) 3 Stars of the Game 1) (West) Milkbags O'Leary (1 goal) 2) (West) Trevor Martin (38 saves, 1.96 GAA, .950 SV%) 3) (East) Potatoes O'Bourke (1 goal, +1)  
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Kyrosiris posted:Jesus, no wonder Tampa has been doing well for so long. Now I need to stop sucking rear end in net. Or get out of the way and let a proper goalie take over. One with a proven playoff record.
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Sixth ASG, first point is the OT winner. Now if only Vancouver could stop sucking when I'm having these awesome seasons....
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CDX posted:Now if only Vancouver could stop sucking when I'm having these awesome seasons....  
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End of 2024-25 Regular Season Update Notable Stats Athanatos finished 5th in Points; Saskatanov is 6th ThinkTank finished 2nd in Goals; Hilder is 3rd; Lemur is 4th O'Leary finished 4th in Assists; Saskatanov is 5th; Athanatos is 7th Picklechips finished 3rd in +/-; O'Bourke is 4th O'Bourke finished 2nd in PIM; Picklechips is 3rd; Windros Jr is 4th Delacour lead the league in Wins; Robertson is 4th; Zip is 6th; Kilza is 7th Delacour finished 2nd in GAA; Yokozuna is 7th; Zip is 8th Delacour finished 4th in SV%; Yokozuna is 7th Transaction News 2/15/25 -- NSH gets: Beau Bennett (86 OVR) 2/15/25 -- PIT gets: 2025 3rd Round Pick, a prospect Injury Report ARZ -- F. Lemur is injured and needs to be evaluated. Expected return is unknown. NYR -- A. Robertson is injured with a Bruised Hip. Expected return is 4/30/25  Comments Even though he lead all defensemen, I don't think Athanatos is going to get the Norris this season All Eichel, all the time (He's gonna sweep all the non-Norris awards) Delacour might sneak away with a Vezina Will Tampa Bay roll though the playoffs and get their 2nd cup for this dynasty? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Hockles fucked around with this message at 08:01 on May 19, 2015 |
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Hockles posted:Transaction News No, Pittsburgh, don't trade away our good players. Keep them so we can actually make the playoffs and win the Cup.  Next season will be my, Saskatanov and Longrod's 10th in the NHL. Crazy.
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So, in preparation of the next update, I noticed that when I started the playoffs, Washington and Los Angeles made the playoffs, and not Montreal & Nashville. I edited the picture in my last update to reflect that. I'll have to keep an eye out for that going forward.
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Hockles posted:Even though he lead all defensemen, I don't think Athanatos is going to get the Norris this season I will (not) literally throw a poo poo fit. Norris is the only thing I live for seeing as how I'll never win a Cup.
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Anders posted:Rangers finally made the playoffs!!! You'll be back in time! cheer up!
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Top Hats Monthly posted:You'll be back in time! cheer up! that av is a thing of beauty
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Top Hats Monthly posted:You'll be back in time! cheer up! If you think Robertson is bad, see his backup. Rangers will get swept in three games.
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Dubious posted:that av is a thing of beauty I'm a casual basketball observer, I kinda made a bet with my friends that I'd watch more basketball if the Wolves got the #1 pic. Low and behold. I love basketball. Some sick jams. You also get points if you can name the song in the title! I like sports except soccer Top Hats Monthly fucked around with this message at 23:43 on May 20, 2015 |
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End of 2024-25 Season Update Playoff Results SJS def LAK in 4 ARZ def EDM in 7 CGY def COL in 6 WPG def MIN in 4 TBL def WSH in 4 OTT def BUF in 6 NJD def NYR in 5 PHI def CAR in 6 SJS def ARZ in 6 CGY def WPG in 5 TBL def OTT in 5 NJD def PHI in 4 CGY def SJS in 6 TBL def NJD in 5 TBL def CGY in 5 NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Tampa Bay Lightning Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Tampa Bay Lightning Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Calgary Flames Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Tampa Bay Lightning Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Anthony DeAngelo -- Tampa Bay Lightning Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Russell Cameron -- Detroit Red Wings Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Trance Delacour -- Tampa Bay Lightning Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Bradley van Schubert -- San Jose Sharks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Bradley van Schubert -- San Jose Sharks Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Ralph Jarratt -- Colorado Avalanche Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Jack Eichel -- New Jersey Devils Comments A repeat match up of the '04 SCF, with the same result. Tampa Bay is a dynasty, and Delacour wins the Conn Smythe Eichel is the Ovechkin of this generation Lemur ended up being out 6 weeks with his injury, and missed the entire ARZ playoff run Robertson also missed NYR's run, making him the last goon to play in a playoff game http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Upcoming Free-Agents BUF -- S. Samuelsson (UFA) BUF -- A. Athanatos (UFA) CGY -- T. Kingston Kid (UFA) CHI -- R. Cola (UFA) CBJ -- R. Peters (UFA) EDM -- E. Rutkowski (UFA) FLA -- P. Sanchez (UFA) MIN -- C. Buttworth (UFA) NYR -- A. Robertson (UFA) OTT -- F. Stats (UFA) OTT -- I. Strelkov (UFA) PHI -- E. Windros Jr (UFA) TBL -- P. O'Bourke (UFA) TBL -- H. Chavez (UFA) TOR -- W. Clarkson (UFA) TOR -- F. Orphansbane (UFA)
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Feral_Shofixti posted:Hugo Chavez on the Cup I bet Don Cherry is furious.
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Kyrosiris posted:I bet Don Cherry is furious. It's 2025, is he still able to find new suits?
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2025 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Nicklas Backstrom Blake Wheeler Evgeni Malkin Derick Brassard David Perron Nick Foligno Cal Clutterbuck Mikkel Boedker Kyle Turris Colin Wilson P.K. Subban Tyler Myers Jordan Eberle Tyler Ennis Ryan McDonagh T.J. Galiardi Niklas Hjalmarsson Craig Smith Magnus Paajarvi Jared Spurgeon Dwight King Tommy Wingels Cody Hodgson Jacob Josefson Trevor Lewis Mikael Backlund Carl Hagelin Marcus Kruger Kyle Palmieri Zach Rinaldo Jakob Silfverberg Sami Vatanen Carey Price Steve Mason Jonathan Bernier Braden Holtby Matt Hackett Eddie Lack Jacob Markstrom Transaction News BUF -- re-signed A. Athanatos to a $18.8mil/3yr contract CGY -- re-signed T. Kingston Kid to a $58.7mil/6yr contract CHI -- re-signed R. Cola to a $15.9mil/3yr contract CBJ -- re-signed R. Peters to a $9.39mil/3yr contract EDM -- re-signed E. Rutkowski to a $7.38mil/2yr contract FLA -- re-signed P. Sanchez to a $30.4mil/4yr contract MIN -- re-signed C. Buttworth to a $2.8mil/2yr contract NYR -- re-signed A. Robertson to a $4mil/2yr contract OTT -- re-signed F. Stats to a $10.4mil/3yr contract OTT -- re-signed I. Strelkov to a $2.2mil/2yr contract PHI -- re-signed E. Windros Jr to a $11.1mil/3yr contract TBL -- re-signed P. O'Bourke to a $49.8mil/5yr contract TBL -- re-signed H. Chavez to a $4mil/2yr contract TOR -- re-signed W. Clarkson to a $2.375mil/1yr contract TOR -- re-signed F. Orphansbane to a $51mil/5yr contract SJS -- signed S. Samuelsson to a $2.5mil/2yr contract 6/23/25 -- CHI gets: Alex Dubeau (86 OVR), 2025 2nd Round Pick, 2026 3rd Round Pick 6/23/25 -- WPG gets: Patrick Kane (87 OVR) Top 10 Forward Salaries
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