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waitwhatno posted:Bavarian Abitur questions from 2015: Holy poo poo, I would have loving loved that question, goddamn
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Randler posted:In einer meiner Leistungskursklausuren habe ich mal das Wort Handelskrieg benutzt und musste mir dann von einem OStR anhören, dass es diesen Begriff nicht gibt. Ein paar Monate später hat der Spiegel mit "Droht ein neuer Handeslskrieg mit China?" aufgemacht. Deutsche Leistungskurse sind seltsam abhängig von den Lehrern, die man kriegt. In meinem Leistungskurs Geschichte hatten wir einen hypermotivierten Lehrer, der darauf bestand alles nach Universitätsniveau zu machen und in meinem Leistungskurs Deutsch war einer frisch von der Uni. Abgesehen von der Tortur mit den langweiligsten Büchern, die man sich vorstellen konnte, blieb er in meinem Gedächtnis hängen als er mir ernsthaft sagte, meine sarkastischen Kommentare würden den Unterricht zersetzen und den anderen Schülern schaden. 
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May 20, 2015 21:40
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Lucy Heartfilia posted:I also had an oral exam in economics. Told the teachers about how the Iraq war was all about blood oil for Bush. Well, this certainly comes as a surprise.
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May 20, 2015 21:45
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System Metternich posted:Holy poo poo, I would have loving loved that question, goddamn Personally, I would have aced this one: quote:Bei einer Übung der Raketentruppe der NVA wird ein auf geradliniger Bahn g1 mit konstanter Geschwindigkeit fliegendes Objekt im Punkt P(-6; 9; 7) und 20 Sekunden später im Punkt Q (2; 1; 11) geortet. Lol, the majority of their math Abiturs had a question about the NVA orting this or shooting down that. I must say, getting a class warfare perspective on vector addition was the moment when everything in math finally started to fall into places for me. 
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May 20, 2015 22:08
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but remember folks, the violent militarists are all in West Germany!
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May 20, 2015 22:20
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My LK Klausur was an essay about how awesome the euro will be and that everything will be roses and sunshine from here on out (1997). Aced that poo poo with 15 points. The other was an interpretation of swift's a modest proposal.
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May 20, 2015 22:26
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Libluini posted:Deutsche Leistungskurse sind seltsam abhängig von den Lehrern, die man kriegt. In meinem Leistungskurs Geschichte hatten wir einen hypermotivierten Lehrer, der darauf bestand alles nach Universitätsniveau zu machen und in meinem Leistungskurs Deutsch war einer frisch von der Uni. Abgesehen von der Tortur mit den langweiligsten Büchern, die man sich vorstellen konnte, blieb er in meinem Gedächtnis hängen als er mir ernsthaft sagte, meine sarkastischen Kommentare würden den Unterricht zersetzen und den anderen Schülern schaden. This is Germany, Lehrkraftzersetzung traditionally is no laughing matter  But yeah, even before the centralisation of the Abitur things could be very uneven. Some schools had a long-standing reputation for basically handing out easy Abis, and it's not just a matter of the content. During one of my own (centralised) written LK exams I observed one of the supervising teachers pretty much explaining stuff to students in a way that went way past just clarifying the exercises because he realised he hadn't properly covered that part of the curriculum during class. That was probably hella verboten in a number of ways. Though the best thing was being told halfway through the chemistry exam that there had been an error in one of the exercises as printed, it was missing a certain key variable without which it had been literally unsolvable. Perestroika fucked around with this message at 22:34 on May 20, 2015 |
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May 20, 2015 22:30
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ArchangeI posted:but remember folks, the violent militarists are all in West Germany! Young man, the text clearly talks about the NVA launching a defensive intercept rocket during a peaceful exercise. I resent the implication! Name? Wie heisst Ihr Klassenleiter?
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May 20, 2015 22:34
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I don't even remember any of my Abi-Klausuren (I wrote loving four of them because German wasn't one of my Prüfungsfächer and yet I had to take that exam—it just counted as a double Klausur), nor my orals. At this point I'm further away from my Abitur than my Abitur was from my birth 
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May 20, 2015 22:34
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wayfinder posted:I don't even remember any of my Abi-Klausuren (I wrote loving four of them because German wasn't one of my Prüfungsfächer and yet I had to take that exam—it just counted as a double Klausur), nor my orals. At this point I'm further away from my Abitur than my Abitur was from my birth I'm not that old (yet), but I still feel the cold grasp of age tightening - I'm working as a group leader for my parish's altar servers, and our youngest kids now have been born after I received my Abizeugnis. Probably just a matter of time before I'm offered seats in the bus 
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May 20, 2015 23:13
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System Metternich posted:I'm not that old (yet), but I still feel the cold grasp of age tightening - I'm working as a group leader for my parish's altar servers, and our youngest kids now have been born after I received my Abizeugnis. Probably just a matter of time before I'm offered seats in the bus Had my first class reunion recently (10 years). Everyone else got so old and spießig, it was terrible. Some of them have Bausparverträge. Others have kids in second grade. waitwhatno posted:Name? Wie heisst Ihr Klassenleiter? Marx, oder? Lenin?
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May 20, 2015 23:23
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At our 10 year reunion, one girl turned up thrice divorced. Can't wait to see what next year's 20 year reunion brings.
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May 20, 2015 23:34
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wayfinder posted:I don't even remember any of my Abi-Klausuren (I wrote loving four of them because German wasn't one of my Prüfungsfächer and yet I had to take that exam—it just counted as a double Klausur), nor my orals. At this point I'm further away from my Abitur than my Abitur was from my birth I won't ever forget that poo poo because even though I aced half my orals and exams and was mediocre at most of the rest, I was so hilariously bad at physics and math I still didn't get enough points to be allowed to take the Abitur. So I got a Zeugnis telling me I had "theoretische Fachhochschulreife" with 2,7 as a grade average and still flunked out of school. A certificate so weird it confused a lot of people over the years until I finished an apprenticeship and turned it into a real Fachhochschulreife.
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May 20, 2015 23:47
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System Metternich posted:I'm not that old (yet), but I still feel the cold grasp of age tightening - I'm working as a group leader for my parish's altar servers, and our youngest kids now have been born after I received my Abizeugnis. Probably just a matter of time before I'm offered seats in the bus hope you dont vote green
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May 21, 2015 06:03
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I#m just glad they had an open essay option on my German Abi-Klausur cause I sure as poo poo hadn't read any of the books all the other options were about
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May 21, 2015 08:50
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25 minutes late. Good thing this strike us over.
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May 21, 2015 12:30
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Who the gently caress chooses German as an Abitur subject? Learn to say more than three consecutive words coherently in English and make that the oral exam to fulfill the language requirement, and do written exams in real subjects 
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May 21, 2015 20:53
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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I chose German because I got max points in 12th grade. Then the teacher changed and everyone's grade dropped a full two marks  . I was ultimately too lazy to change from German to English so in the end it was my worst subject but whatever. Still 10 points.
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May 21, 2015 21:08
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blowfish posted:Who the gently caress chooses German as an Abitur subject? Not me, but the fuckers in BaWü didn't care!
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May 21, 2015 21:12
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Simply Simon posted:I chose German because I got max points in 12th grade. Physics. Everyone got terrible grades. I made an effort, the teacher said he'd rarely seen such a great Facharbeit, asked for a copy for himself, and gave me 11 points.  wayfinder posted:Not me, but the fuckers in BaWü didn't care! Right. I keep forgetting this country has 16 seperate education systems that happen to share terminology.
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May 21, 2015 21:31
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blowfish posted:Who the gently caress chooses German as an Abitur subject? Learn to say more than three consecutive words coherently in English and make that the oral exam to fulfill the language requirement, and do written exams in real subjects I was in the Englisch Leistungskurs and consistently got my 13 or 14 points without even trying, but the girl sitting next to me always got dreadful grades despite learning really hard. It was a lovely feeling coasting through the year without any effort while she was tearing up any time the graded tests were given back I still have no idea how you can fail so hard in a subject which (at least to me) is already piss easy and which you voluntarily chose as a Leistungskurs, though  fake edit: I also enjoyed seeing all those guys in my class who chose the sport LK because hey, I'm good a football, what can go wrong?, and then it turned out to be super hard and more like prep work for a biology major
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May 21, 2015 22:10
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System Metternich posted:fake edit: I also enjoyed seeing all those guys in my class who chose the sport LK because hey, I'm good a football, what can go wrong?, and then it turned out to be super hard and more like prep work for a biology major goon hero
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May 21, 2015 22:20
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blowfish posted:Who the gently caress chooses German as an Abitur subject? Learn to say more than three consecutive words coherently in English and make that the oral exam to fulfill the language requirement, and do written exams in real subjects Look at this ners who spurs an easy A.
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May 21, 2015 22:29
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Randler posted:Look at this ners who spurs an easy A. what is an A is that like anywhere between 11 and 13
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May 21, 2015 22:30
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blowfish posted:what is an A If your Abitur subjects are below 13 individually you're a scrub, sin.
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May 21, 2015 22:32
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14 14 14  11  1.2 
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May 21, 2015 22:33
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Randler posted:If your Abitur subjects are below 13 individually you're a scrub, sin.
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May 21, 2015 22:47
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Simply Simon posted:Good lord you pathetic little shitball are actually boasting with your loving school grades, what is even going on here? Why are people posting their own grades instead of laughing at how utterly ridiculous this is? There is no whoosh big enough.
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May 21, 2015 22:50
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Everyone post your IQ plz
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May 21, 2015 22:56
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Simply Simon posted:Good lord you pathetic little shitball are actually boasting with your loving school grades, what is even going on here? Why are people posting their own grades instead of laughing at how utterly ridiculous this is? I sense a lot of anger here. When was your last e-meter audit? (What are your crimes?)
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May 21, 2015 23:00
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All the Internet tests have me at 130+ 
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May 21, 2015 23:00
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blowfish posted:goon hero You betcha  but I actually have loads of respect for those who aced it, I always was pretty bad in biology and even more so when sports were concerned. Languages, history and religion, this is where it's at wayfinder posted:Everyone post your IQ plz I'm this guy irl
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May 21, 2015 23:12
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System Metternich posted:I'm this guy irl lmao, I wonder who wrote his wikipedia page?!?! Also, this is simply perfect, from his twitter: 
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May 21, 2015 23:23
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To be fair, he wouldn't be much of a hypergenius if you or I were able to appreciate him.
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May 22, 2015 00:41
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I'll have you know I've probably got a two- or three-digit IQ too so
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May 22, 2015 00:58
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wayfinder posted:I'll have you know I've probably got a two- or three-digit IQ too so I'm very happy with my IQ of 98, after all that means only 2 % of people are smarter than me
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May 22, 2015 01:48
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wayfinder posted:Everyone post your IQ plz 5
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May 22, 2015 09:38
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1 cause 1 is the best
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May 22, 2015 09:42
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I like Christian Lindner.
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might also answer the IQ question i dunno lol
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