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Karma Monkey posted:Crazy Person walks up to a Tattoo Artist... I unironically love this.
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I WANT A TATTOO OF A SLICED ONION IN MY ARMPIT!
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cash crab posted:I unironically love this. The best part is the realism. Just like with a real sliced onion, it makes you cry when you smell it.
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May 16, 2015 04:16
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Inzombiac posted:A dude I used to party with had a big tattoo on his chest of a chef's salad. "They are pretty good" was his only explination. I kinda need to see this tattoo.
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May 16, 2015 04:36
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"I got an embarrassing anime tattoo and boy is my face red!"
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May 16, 2015 04:52
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Karma Monkey posted:
And you never will.
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May 16, 2015 05:50
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PCOS Bill posted:And you never will. WRONG! 
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May 16, 2015 15:16
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Karma Monkey posted:Crazy Person walks up to a Tattoo Artist... I have a sliced lemon on my arm. Inzombiac posted:"They are pretty good" was his only explination. That is also my explanation. I have an amazing goon-inked piece on my calf, and a wicked jellyfish on the same arm as the lemon, but the lemon is the one people ask about. This thread is now the "     Although, it does seem to engender unusual brand loyalty. The odd one out is my friend. I've posted it, before, but gently caress it, it's funny and topical.
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May 17, 2015 05:17
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Centripetal Horse posted:fast food logos I read somewhere that a Mexican chain offered free food for life to anyone who got the chain's mascot tattooed on them. I,can't remember the chain's name but the mascot was called Jimmy the Corn Man I think.
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May 17, 2015 09:24
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how is babby formed? how girl get pragnent? 
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May 17, 2015 16:47
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Karma Monkey posted:how is babby formed? Would have been more dignified to just go through the phone book trying to find another Abby to shack up with.
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May 18, 2015 00:08
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wit posted:Would have been more dignified to just go through the phone book trying to find another Abby to shack up with. I think she should have gone with Fl instead of B. That's timeless. Or, on the off chance she gets buff, it can be an ironic tattoo.
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May 18, 2015 00:27
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Also, it's really not at all difficult to turn a lowercase b into an uppercase B.
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May 18, 2015 01:21
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Actually, this one works, for obvious reasons.
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May 18, 2015 02:24
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Zamboni_Rodeo posted:Actually, this one works, for obvious reasons. His rear end is frequently visited by drunks at 2 AM?
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May 19, 2015 03:37
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Wild T posted:His rear end is frequently visited by drunks at 2 AM? 2 AM burritos are the best burritos, you have to admit.
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May 19, 2015 04:06
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A local radio station is having a contest for the "sickest ink". Here's some of the highlights:         And what does the winner get, you ask?  Why, a giant basket of porn, of course!
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May 20, 2015 02:05
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:A local radio station is having a contest for the "sickest ink". Here's some of the highlights: I kinda like the idea of the lips one. Never seen that before.
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May 20, 2015 03:49
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That hummingbird kind of owns, actually. Also, please tell me those lips are on someone's buttcheek. I would have it no other way. e: You could even call it... assloads of porn.
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May 20, 2015 04:02
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:A local radio station is having a contest for the "sickest ink". Here's some of the highlights: Adult Video Warehouse and Fiesta Drive-In? Is that like, Adult videos and a party atmosphere or adult videos and a mexican restaurant?
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May 20, 2015 04:19
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Either way, sounds like fun.
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May 20, 2015 04:41
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nostrata posted:Either way, sounds like fun. Both ways to prepare your anus.
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May 20, 2015 04:54
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I really like the concept of the hammer-and-spade/cross memorial tattoo -- it's a ton classier than the stereotypical "Tweety Bird with MEEMAW written under it" job -- but man, that shading is unpleasant.
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May 20, 2015 09:17
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I'm voting for the dog.
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May 20, 2015 10:07
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I actually like both the lips and the hummingbird. They're not bad and pretty creative ideas.Antivehicular posted:I really like the concept of the hammer-and-spade/cross memorial tattoo -- it's a ton classier than the stereotypical "Tweety Bird with MEEMAW written under it" job -- but man, that shading is unpleasant. The problem is the artist has an elementary school level understanding of perspective. The cross is thick as gently caress and juts out to the left, but the hammer's teeth juts out to the right. And the spade and the handle of the hammer are both completely flat with no rounding or perspective at all. The text is kinda awkward too and not well centered. I'm not even an artist and it really jumps out at me. Where is the vanishing point? There are several  Its a horrible tattoo and belongs in this thread.
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May 20, 2015 16:48
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Zaphod42 posted:I actually like both the lips and the hummingbird. They're not bad and pretty creative ideas. You are assuming they are an artist at all. I wouldn't be surprised if that's just a bunch of images or other peoples tattoos mashed together in Photoshop and made into a stencil.
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May 20, 2015 18:03
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This in timg makes it look like she's really loving her advanced stages of a necrotized spider bite.
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May 20, 2015 23:41
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5er posted:This in timg makes it look like she's really loving her advanced stages of a necrotized spider bite. Armpit vagina comes to mind too.... I wish it didnt.
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May 21, 2015 00:34
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She'll lift her arms for anyone
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May 21, 2015 02:14
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artsy fartsy posted:She'll lift her arms for anyone Maybe  for definitions?http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Bagpiping
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May 21, 2015 02:18
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Bored posted:Maybe Are you supposed to make a fart noise when you do this?
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May 21, 2015 02:27
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artsy fartsy posted:Are you supposed to make a fart noise when you do this? I was assuming the bagpiper would make bagpipe noises.
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May 21, 2015 03:03
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rockcity posted:I was assuming the bagpiper would make bagpipe noises. If it's the female version of the Badpiper do flames shoot out of your penis?
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May 21, 2015 12:39
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Postal Parcel posted:Adult Video Warehouse and Fiesta Drive-In? Fiesta Drive-in is an actual drive-in movie theatre that shows porn. Also I like the idea of the hummingbird tattoo but I just felt like it looks like something that will age really badly.
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May 21, 2015 16:30
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Looks like pizza toppings.
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May 21, 2015 16:39
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Zaphod42 posted:Looks like pizza toppings. Are there any quality pizza tattoos?
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May 21, 2015 16:40
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Iron Crowned posted:Are there any quality pizza tattoos? 
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May 21, 2015 16:46
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DONA LD MAX THARP
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May 21, 2015 16:57
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Evelyn Nesbit posted:Fiesta Drive-in is an actual drive-in movie theatre that shows porn. Oh, ok. Thanks for clarifying. If you don't mind me asking, is it like other drive in theatres where there's a screen outside and people just sit in their car and watch the movie?
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Wrong thread, tat owns. I never really read Garfield as a bad rear end muscle scratch mascot, but whatever:         and these two, I just don't know:  
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