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Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
Enzo owns

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

That DDT was awesome.

sleepwalkers
Dec 7, 2008


Enzowns

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
WTF is sawft

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Did a 7 footer just do a Stinger Splash? :stare:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

StarkRavingMad posted:

Imagine this conversation, it must have been incredible.

Enzo also has a self made video of him doing promos about himself for like 30 mins, i can't seem to find it right now maybe someone has the link, its pretty special

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

StarkRavingMad posted:

Imagine this conversation, it must have been incredible.

"Oh by the way, my best friend is 7 feet tall"

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I really want Enzo & Cass w/ Carmella vs Tyson & Cesaro w/ Natalya.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
I like that Big Cass would be the NXT champion if he wasn't paired with goddamn Enzo

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

someone explain SWAFT to me, tia

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009


intentional stupidity that got over

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
enzo and big cass are absolutely nuclear over, my goodness gracious

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
gently caress finish incoming

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..

Its what you are

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Zyla posted:

Enzo met hunter at a gym he works out at while hunter was on the road and he chatted him up and got a tryout based purely on that interaction

Joe DeFranco was Hunter's personal trainer and Enzo worked out at his gym, so it wasn't quite that random.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

A distraction finish? This never happens in WWE

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

gently caress YOU ALEXA

A Real Horse
Oct 26, 2013


I have never watched Enzo and Cass before, and I am pretty sure they are my favorite wrestlers now.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
Heel Alexa might be the strangest thing.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

lamentable dustman posted:

someone explain SWAFT to me, tia

Soft. As in weak.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
price is right losing horn - dubstep remix.wav

Hace
Feb 13, 2012

<<Mobius 1, Engage.>>
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THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster

Le Saboteur posted:

Its what you are

oh my

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs
:(

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
:smith:

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

lamentable dustman posted:

someone explain SWAFT to me, tia

Early Heel Enzo had a promo that implied he was dyslexic and then they turned face so

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
U little glitter goblin I fukken hate u

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

boooooooo

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
I just do not care about Blake & Murphy. Why are they a thing? idgi.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

pressedbunny posted:

Heel Alexa might be the strangest thing.

GrimGypsy
Mar 27, 2007

I don't think those two are really as great as everyone acts like they are. In the ring or on the mic.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

the best thing about enzo and cass is their finisher is cass superplexing an often unconscious enzo on the legal man for the pin

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.

Ribsauce posted:

I was hoping they would have Alexa Bliss with them :(

WTF THEY CHANGED THEIR MUSIC

haha better late than never.

THATCHER BRAINWASH
Mar 28, 2015

by Cowcaster
Alexa Bliss is pretty. hahahaha Eva Marie is the worst

fart blood
Sep 13, 2008

by VideoGames
On the plus side, I'm glad I was wrong about Carmella turning.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
Eva Marie not getting booed by a smark crowd :unsmith:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Chokes McGee posted:

I just do not care about Blake & Murphy. Why are they a thing? idgi.

THey feel generic as gently caress.

21 Hoot Salute
Feb 8, 2005

Night-time, turn around
Lonely is the city tonight
Night-time, all around
Lonely in the city tonight



GrimGypsy posted:

I don't think those two are really as great as everyone acts like they are. In the ring or on the mic.

I don't think anyone's saying they are great in the ring

When they are in the ring and around though it's fun as hell, that's why they rule

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Zyla posted:

the best thing about enzo and cass is their finisher is cass superplexing an often unconscious enzo on the legal man for the pin

and then later on explaining to Enzo that Enzo totally won the match!

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bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Sigma posted:

Early Heel Enzo had a promo that implied he was dyslexic and then they turned face so

yeah

enzo was a loving idiot goober

but he got over instantly

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