Jerseychat 2012: Nike Edition

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davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

I have forums OCD guys.

# ? May 5, 2015 02:07

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:34

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Wake got new unis and they're a huge improvement.

http://www.wakeforestsports.com/view.gal?id=179630

# ? May 5, 2015 18:02

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

wandler20 posted:

Wake got new unis and they're a huge improvement.

http://www.wakeforestsports.com/view.gal?id=179630

Man those look a ton better. The old ones weren't outright bad, but they were bland as hell

# ? May 5, 2015 18:57

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

the shoulders kinda remind me of Hawaiis which is to say they own

# ? May 5, 2015 20:07

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

I really, really like those.

*No I don't because all new jerseys are bad and I am literally a man made of straw.*

# ? May 6, 2015 00:00

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Alouicious posted:

the shoulders kinda remind me of Hawaiis which is to say they own

Agreed! I love when teams have something intricate or distinct like that. Something to make your uniform distinct from every other uniform. It is a wonderful touch

# ? May 6, 2015 00:58

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Eifert Posting posted:

I really, really like those.

*No I don't because all new jerseys are bad and I am literally a man made of straw.*

Lol

# ? May 6, 2015 02:02

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

Eifert Posting posted:

I really, really like those.

*No I don't because all new jerseys are bad and I am literally a man made of straw.*

Lol

# ? May 6, 2015 12:29

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

@TomGarfinkel: Will be announcing today what the alternate jersey for 2015 will be, w full uniform unveil and available for sale in July.

That's for the Dolphins.

Please be orange.

# ? May 9, 2015 13:14

Dirt Worshipper: Apr 2, 2007; Paralithodes Californiensis

It's going to be all black

:suicide:

# ? May 9, 2015 14:44

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Dirt Worshipper posted:

It's going to be all black

And they'll wear them during an afternoon game.

# ? May 9, 2015 17:10

Ehud: Sep 19, 2003; football.

Oh man. We are wearing throwbacks on MNF.

# ? May 9, 2015 17:24

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

The Giants are doing a season long celebration thing of the 1990 team. It would be cool to see 1990 throwbacks.

# ? May 9, 2015 17:42

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Ehud posted:

@TomGarfinkel: Will be announcing today what the alternate jersey for 2015 will be, w full uniform unveil and available for sale in July.

That's for the Dolphins.

Please be orange.

Pretty sure it is. It was on twitter yesterday, there was a rack of Dolphins jerseys and in the corner you could see an orange group.

# ? May 9, 2015 18:30

Hazo: Dec 30, 2004; SCIENCE

Ehud posted:

Oh man. We are wearing throwbacks on MNF.

Oh my god yes.

# ? May 9, 2015 20:13

Eifert Posting: Apr 1, 2007; Most of the time he catches it every time.; Grimey Drawer

They can't use the only part that matters. The helmet on thedolphin. No alt helmets.

# ? May 9, 2015 21:02

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Of course it's orange. Same as the Browns

# ? May 9, 2015 21:02

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hockles posted:

Of course it's orange. Same as the Browns

Febreeze could find a way to work this into a comic about the dumb Nike designers. I'm not sure how, but the potential is definitely there.

# ? May 9, 2015 21:07

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

Eifert Posting posted:

They can't use the only part that matters. The helmet on thedolphin. No alt helmets.

This rule is loving bullshit.

RIP Creamsicles

# ? May 9, 2015 21:07

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

davecrazy posted:

The Giants are doing a season long celebration thing of the 1990 team. It would be cool to see 1990 throwbacks.

Does this mean all the players get to grow kickass Hostetler mustaches

# ? May 9, 2015 21:10

davecrazy: Nov 25, 2004; I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.

Uniform patch I think and we'll have bunch of halftime players and coaches tributes all season.

# ? May 9, 2015 21:14

Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

Eifert Posting posted:

They can't use the only part that matters. The helmet on thedolphin. No alt helmets.

if the helmets are the same color all they need to do is swap the decals

# ? May 9, 2015 21:30

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

This rule is loving bullshit.

RIP Creamsicles

Creamsicles uniforms are loving horrible just like all shades of orange

# ? May 9, 2015 21:50

HOTLANTA MAN: Jul 4, 2010; by Hand Knit; Lipstick Apathy

SA2K posted:

Creamsicles uniforms are loving horrible

Ross what happened to you man

# ? May 9, 2015 21:54

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Ross what happened to you man

I'm gonna send you a Vols jersey because you love orange and white so much

# ? May 9, 2015 21:57

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

The Lions' uniforms are still trash and they should go back to the Barry uniform at once.

# ? May 9, 2015 23:27

C. Everett Koop: Aug 18, 2008

Alouicious posted:

if the helmets are the same color all they need to do is swap the decals

Stupid question: if we can vinyl wrap a stock car, why can't we vinyl wrap a helmet?

# ? May 10, 2015 00:35

Aniki: Mar 21, 2001; Wouldn't fit...

C. Everett Koop posted:

Stupid question: if we can vinyl wrap a stock car, why can't we vinyl wrap a helmet?

They do it for goalie masks in hockey, so it's definitely possible.

# ? May 10, 2015 00:44

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

FatHeads for Helmets.

Dan Gilbert, send me $1 million. You know where I live. You sent me a birthday card.

# ? May 10, 2015 00:46

Henchman of Santa: Aug 21, 2010

Neodoomium posted:

The Lions' uniforms are still trash and they should go back to the Barry uniform at once.

Our unis are fine. :shrug:

It's not like there's that huge of a difference between the ones now and everything else since the team added a logo to the helmet.

# ? May 10, 2015 01:09

Neodoomium: Jun 20, 2001; You are now hearing this
noise in your head.

They are better than the last set but not the set before them.

# ? May 10, 2015 01:36

AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

Michigan is meeting at Nike headquarters today.

Sure, Michigan doesn't use that logo, but it looks nice.

AsInHowe fucked around with this message at 18:56 on May 11, 2015

# ? May 11, 2015 18:54

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Uniwatch guy ranked the NFL jerserys: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12913780/uni-watch-power-rankings-nfl-best-worst-uniforms

# ? May 21, 2015 15:55

v2vian man: Sep 1, 2007; Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?

Browns are too high and used to be too low

# ? May 21, 2015 16:10

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

titans are too low imo

# ? May 21, 2015 16:33

Febreeze: Oct 24, 2011; I want to care, butt I dont

wandler20 posted:

Uniwatch guy ranked the NFL jerserys: http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/12913780/uni-watch-power-rankings-nfl-best-worst-uniforms

Paul Lukas hates the Jags helmet as much as I do. I love this guy.

Not sure I'd put the Eagles that high. The black jerseys were way nicer than the green ones. I'd also put the Jets higher and Bills slightly lower, personally.

# ? May 21, 2015 17:11

StupidSexyMothman: Aug 9, 2010

I don't know how you can say the Jets need a visual reboot to offset the team's dysfunctionality, and in the same article praise the Raiders for keeping the same visual style despite a similar time period of incompetence.

# ? May 21, 2015 17:15

King Hong Kong: Nov 6, 2009; For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

Febreeze posted:

Paul Lukas hates the Jags helmet as much as I do. I love this guy.

Not sure I'd put the Eagles that high. The black jerseys were way nicer than the green ones. I'd also put the Jets higher and Bills slightly lower, personally.

The Eagles and Patriots are both rated far too highly and I have no idea why he likes the Garcia era red facemask for the 49ers.

# ? May 21, 2015 17:21

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

I'm bored so I did my own rankings.

quote:

1) Buffalo Bills - Unlike most, I actually like the white helmet over the red. I'm a sucker for the stripes all over the unis and I like how the color combo works.

2) New York Giants - The grey facemask is my favorite and I like the use of grey overall on these. Simple and I like the ny logo on the helmet a lot.

3) Oakland Raiders - Simple and classic. Silver and black works so well together.

4) Pittsburgh Steelers - Another classic look. Yellow and black is a great combo.

5) San Diego Chargers - They get a good bump for going back to the white helmet and the powder blue is the best color in sports.

6) Green Bay Packers - Classic look here that doesn't really need any changes.

7) Chicago Bears - I actually had to move these up. I don't particularly like the blue but it really does work and its such a classic look.

8) Minnesota Vikings - I really like the update from the awful uni they had prior. Only issue I have here is the helmet being flat purple doesn't mesh well with the jersey. Bonus points for having a great throwback with a grey facemask.

9) Indianapolis Colts - Simple works here. 2 colors, white and blue. The all white is one of my favorites.

10) San Francisco 49ers - Red and gold is nice and again I'm a sucker for these grey facemasks. Lets not talk about those black alternates, gross.

11) Washington Redskins - I like how these colors come together. The all burgundy look is really good.

12) Kansas City Chiefs - Nothing remarkable but they get a significant bump for the all red uni.

13) Miami Dolphins - This one has grown on me and the all teal looks really sharp. Not a fan of the numbers though, they seem a bit narrow.

14) New England Patriots - The grey with the red white and blue is a nice look. Kind of more going on than there needs to be with these though.

15) Cleveland Browns - I liked the older version better but I still like these new ones. The shadowed numbers kind of distracts from the look though.

16) Seattle Seahawks - I didn't like these at first but now they've grown on me. It's a nice change to some of the old classic styles.

17) Cincinnati Bengals - Sure they may be a bit loud and obnoxious but I'm a sucker for orange and black.

18) Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Homer alert. Most hate them but I like the oversized helmet logo and the color scheme. Stupid numbers though.

19) Dallas Cowboys - I hate how they use different shades of silver and blue. I like the dark blue uni and the helmet is iconic.

20) Carolina Panthers - Would probably be lower but I like the blue and black color scheme a lot.

21) New Orleans Saints - Hate the collars, love the all black.

22) Houston Texans - I like the smooth blue look of the helmet and the numbers are nice. Like the Saints, I don't like how the collar distracts from the uni.

23) St. Louis Rams - Just kind of meh and boring. The helmet logo is something I do like and the throwbacks are fun once a year.

24) Baltimore Ravens - The all blacks gets this set this high but that's about it. Purple and black just doesn't do it for me the way these are pieced together.

25) Jacksonville Jaguars - I actually like these for the reasons I like Seattle and Tampa, a fresh look. But that god drat helmet is so bad. Make it all black and you solve a huge problem.

26) New York Jets - It's alright but nothing sticks out and I really dislike the team logo. All green is sharp though.

27) Philadelphia Eagles - I don't care for the green or the number font. Switching back to kelly green with the grey pants would be fun.

28) Detroit Lions - Nothing really great about these. The shade of blue with silver just doesn't do much for me and the logo is pretty boring.

29) Atlanta Falcons - I love the throwbacks with the red helmet but the regular jerseys are just bad. If they did something like the Vikings did to update they could have something because red and black is solid.

30) Tennessee Titans - Hate the logo and I hate the two shades of blues against each other. Even the helmet stripes are dumb.

31) Arizona Cardinals - Similar problems to the Falcons. I like the classic looking helmet but the jersey is just bad.

32) Denver Broncos - These things just reek of the late 90s. Bad in almost every way.

Remember these are just my worthless opinions but still, feel free to rip me apart.

# ? May 21, 2015 17:35

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# ? May 15, 2024 17:34

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

wandler20 posted:

I'm bored so I did my own rankings.

Remember these are just my worthless opinions but still, feel free to rip me apart.

Metapod posted:

titans are too low imo

# ? May 21, 2015 18:07

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