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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I really liked the one in the first season where those tiny prehistoric bugs were let loose because of logging. Mulder and Scully basically accomplished nothing and ended up trapped in a car all cocooned by the bugs, they were pretty much done for. Of course they are discovered at the last minute and when we see them next they have a rash on their face that will go away in a few weeks. Same deal with the underground fungus.

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marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Someone needs to count the number of episodes that end with Mulder and/or Scully waking up in a hospital bed.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Basebf555 posted:

I really liked the one in the first season where those tiny prehistoric bugs were let loose because of logging. Mulder and Scully basically accomplished nothing and ended up trapped in a car all cocooned by the bugs, they were pretty much done for. Of course they are discovered at the last minute and when we see them next they have a rash on their face that will go away in a few weeks. Same deal with the underground fungus.

I actually really like how half the time Mulder and Scully are just passive observers or making mistakes instead of flawlessly solving every case like in your typical cop procedural. It adds some tension since half the time the bad guys pretty much get away with it.

I'm thinking for instance the early episode with the devil worshippers.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

Mange Mite posted:


I'm thinking for instance the early episode with the devil worshippers.

Or the later episode with Bruce Campbell. The demon woman's plan pretty much goes off without a hitch and Mulder and Scully barely even know what the gently caress happened.

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Basebf555 posted:

Or the later episode with Bruce Campbell. The demon woman's plan pretty much goes off without a hitch and Mulder and Scully barely even know what the gently caress happened.

One of my favorite episodes in the whole show.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
I realise that 4 seasons in and it hasn't happened yet so won't, but Scully finally admitting Mulder is probably right would be nice considering he almost always is

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

MacheteZombie posted:

One of my favorite episodes in the whole show.

Yeah, it's a great episode that for some reason usually gets buried in any kind of retrospective.

Gobbeldygook
May 13, 2009
Hates Native American people and tries to justify their genocides.

Put this racist on ignore immediately!

Jose posted:

I realise that 4 seasons in and it hasn't happened yet so won't, but Scully finally admitting Mulder is probably right would be nice considering he almost always is
Scully takes a sharp turn towards believer starting in season 5 and it becomes more dramatic as the show continues.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Gobbeldygook posted:

Scully takes a sharp turn towards believer starting in season 5 and it becomes more dramatic as the show continues.

Really she only becomes a believer when Dogett replaces Mulder. Istn't the vampire episode in season 6? And I'm sure the genie episode, when she gets to touch an invisible person, takes place in Season 8.

So I guess she never really learns to accept outlying evidence, but she learns to be a passive aggressive spinster standing in the way of John Dogget's investigations.

night slime
May 14, 2014

marktheando posted:

Someone needs to count the number of episodes that end with Mulder and/or Scully waking up in a hospital bed.

They exist in an RPG universe where the bed heals them

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Basebf555 posted:

Or the later episode with Bruce Campbell. The demon woman's plan pretty much goes off without a hitch and Mulder and Scully barely even know what the gently caress happened.

Also the one with the satan worshippers at the school

Eridine
Aug 11, 2011
I watched this show sporadically growing up, and seeing that there were new episodes coming out, decided to watch it all the way through.

I am only just into the third season, but my god, Clyde Bruckman, best episode. I loved the callback to "Beyond The Sea"

Basket of Kittens
Feb 22, 2008

Across the Rio Grande
The Orison episode didn't need to happen imo. An episode purely around a prison preacher who can slow time and has an army of hypnotized goons would be an awesome episode on its own. They didn't need to bring back the necrophiliac killer just to kill him off. Seems like with this and Kitsunegari they were eager to bring back an old killer for a brief escape/death sequence that doesn't live up the the first part.


~ Just my opinion ~

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

Basket of Kittens posted:

The Orison episode didn't need to happen imo. An episode purely around a prison preacher who can slow time and has an army of hypnotized goons would be an awesome episode on its own. They didn't need to bring back the necrophiliac killer just to kill him off. Seems like with this and Kitsunegari they were eager to bring back an old killer for a brief escape/death sequence that doesn't live up the the first part.


~ Just my opinion ~

Orison was 100% loving terrible for a variety of reasons. Bringing Pfaster back could have been really interesting - even weirdly humanized, like the last few beats of Irresistible where he looks honestly terrified, even if he is human garbage - but instead they just rehash the aforementioned origin episode in a really unpalatable way. I said it in the thread before, but it's worth restating: I was not at all fond of them putting Scully in that position again, even if she "won," and I'm not a fan of them using one of the most effective baddies to put her back in that position. And in a much more hostile way, too.

Also there's that 'oh my god literally a demon!' thing which, yeah, no, knock it off.

Pfaster was genuinely goddamn creepy in the initial episode, and it was/is a loving fantastic episode. If you like Irresistible at all, never, ever watch Orison. Ever.

gently caress blacking out spoilers on that one, seriously. He's written as literally a demon. It's a bad episode.

EDIT: Honestly, for as much hate as S9 gets, and a lot of it is well-deserved since they were flailing around looking for poo poo to do, all the while constantly referencing Mulder and Scully things when only Scully was around, 7th season sticks out in my head as the absolute worst season of X-Files, and it's pretty much where I stopped watching when it was still on the air. There were some real goodies in there - X-Cops, Hollywood A.D, Je Souhaite, En Ami (to some extent) and, only for gross factor, Brand X - but, for the most part, it was loving terrible. Like way, way worse than S9 ever got, but that's also imho, so take that as you will.

Old Boot fucked around with this message at 13:21 on May 24, 2015

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
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7 is great because it was just a bunch of high concept ideas and they run head first into all of them. 8 and 9 play with the same ideas but they kinda seem lost to what they are doing at that point.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Wasn't 7 or 8 the one where they introduced the devil as a recurring antagonist out to get Robert Patrick or that other chick? They should have gone for that over Adam Baldwin.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

In "Leonerd Betts," does that scene where he crawls out of his own mouth mean that he made two living, thinking copies of himself? Because when he drives out of the storage locker, the him behind the wheel is clearly alive and driving the car. It's not just like molted a corpse of himself.

That must have been a weird conversation where he convinced the one copy to go die in a fire while he got away.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light
Duchovny cries upon seeing the first new script.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lmao that Scully just saw a ghost. I suppose she could blame her diseased brain for it but still

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
I dunno if it was season 7, but for me the worst part of the narrative BY FAR was when Duchovny started suffering from glossolalia, and when Scully had her stupid superman baby.

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The one where Mulder thinks a serial killer killed his sister is great because there's a part where he confronts the killer and explains that he believes that he and the killer share a psychic link because Mulder profiled him years ago, and for just a second the killer looks at Mulder like he can't believe anybody would say something that crazy. Like, it's just the same sort of thing Mulder reels off to Scully every week halfway through the episode, but even to a lunatic murderer it sounds nuts--and in that moment you also realize just how crazy Mulder sounds all the time when you're not used to hearing him do it every week.

PrincessKate
Mar 16, 2004

Let's get it on, honey.

Reaganball Z posted:

I really liked the episode the Smoking Man wrote in Season 7.

He insinuates pretty strongly in his autobiography that almost everything he actually wrote got changed or cut. So he barely wrote it. He also said he thought the part at the end where CSM throws the disc in the lake as a supposedly selfless act to keep it out of the hands of those who would use it for bad was pretty dumb, vague, and unclear.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

Jack Gladney posted:

The one where Mulder thinks a serial killer killed his sister is great because there's a part where he confronts the killer and explains that he believes that he and the killer share a psychic link because Mulder profiled him years ago, and for just a second the killer looks at Mulder like he can't believe anybody would say something that crazy. Like, it's just the same sort of thing Mulder reels off to Scully every week halfway through the episode, but even to a lunatic murderer it sounds nuts--and in that moment you also realize just how crazy Mulder sounds all the time when you're not used to hearing him do it every week.

Its at those moments you realize why the "Spooky" nickname actually works when you are not thinking about how incredibly goofy it sounds.

I mean the guy throws pencils into his ceiling all the time.

Iowa Snow King
Jan 5, 2008
Don't forget his extensive but apparently barely concealed porn habit.

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Iowa Snow King posted:

Don't forget his extensive but apparently barely concealed porn habit.

That video is not his and Scully will place it in the box of videos that are not his

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The big question I hope the revival will answer: what does Mulder think of the internet and does he download at work?

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001


Jack Gladney posted:

The big question I hope the revival will answer: what does Mulder think of the internet and does he download at work?

The first scene is him staggering disheveled up to Scully, hair down past his neck, a long beard, squinting at the sun.

SCULLY: Mulder! Oh my God! I can't believe you survived! All these years after being abducted!

MULDER: Abducted? No Scully, I just got a cable modem. What do yo mean "all these years?" It's still 2005 right?

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?
Looks like Mulder is also getting the dress out for Twin Peaks.

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Iowa Snow King posted:

Don't forget his extensive but apparently barely concealed porn habit.

I wonder how this will be referenced with the modern marvel of copious streaming pornography. Maybe Mulder still sticks to his fuzzy old VHS porno.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I'm doing a season 1 rewatch and goddamn I forgot how good Beyond the Sea is. Brad Dourif is so, so good. :allears:

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I wonder how this will be referenced with the modern marvel of copious streaming pornography. Maybe Mulder still sticks to his fuzzy old VHS porno.

He prints out the pictures to make his own magazines.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

I wonder how this will be referenced with the modern marvel of copious streaming pornography. Maybe Mulder still sticks to his fuzzy old VHS porno.

VHS has made a comeback with hipsters, maybe Mulder drinks fancy coffee and wears skinny jeans now too

bobkatt013
Oct 8, 2006

You’re telling me Peter Parker is ...... Spider-man!?

Nail Rat posted:

VHS has made a comeback with hipsters, maybe Mulder drinks fancy coffee and wears skinny jeans now too

Mulder prefers dresses

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

Hoping that his grey v-neck tee makes a comeback. It's seen him through his greatest adventures. His leather jacket too.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

http://edit.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/x-files-joel-mchale-guest-799884

Joel McHale is joining the cast.

quote:

The actor and comedian will play Tad O'Malley, the anchor of a popular conservative Internet news network who becomes an unlikely ally for Mulder (David Duchovny).

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007
Jeff Winger does get to leave Greendale!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

The next Deep Throat/X will be not- Alex Jones

Big Mean Jerk
Jan 27, 2009

Well, of course I know him.
He's me.
I hate everything about that announcement.

Ignis
Mar 31, 2011

I take it you don't want my autograph, then.


I'm ambivalent towards McHale, but

quote:

Series creator Chris Carter is penning the scripts for the new episodes

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :ohdear:

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Octy
Apr 1, 2010

Ignis posted:

I'm ambivalent towards McHale, but


Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh :ohdear:

I dunno, he's not exactly Vince Gilligan but he did write a few good early episodes like The Host, Irresistible and Duane Barry. Everything he wrote after that is pretty forgettable.

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